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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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3. Felicity
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9. Christina
10. WannaBee



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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
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 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
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10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
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13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
498
 
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!
 dangerkeith3000: Clearly you've played knifey-spoony before.
 Amy Housewine: "I could care less" even though I could clearly care more - "I'd call 'em chuzzwozzas"
 Amy Housewine: Rad - Bonzer
 VoR: @Yurishiro oops wrong reply
 VoR: @WTF Don't didgeri -don't now. This is dangarang.
 Science: All of these sound legit and I would totally use them is I were an Aussie.
 WTF: "Wearing a pair of chubbers" sounds dirty.
 Yurishiro: I don't think I want to speak like a local.
 fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?
Image 244141   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
598
 
 VoR: Didgeri don't signs
 Captain Marsupial: So son, I spend all day drinking by the railroad tracks try to gather the courage to throw myself under. It's not much of a job, but someone has to do it.
Image 244140   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
7
 
 glenalec: Then why do I have to wear a hat out to stop sunburn?
 dangerkeith3000: For the man who has everything. Except his hair. And dignity.
 Micro Jackson: Here I was thinking it was a t-shirt
 wolfpk: Give up; no one us buying it!
 FabricMan: Happy Father's Day!
 barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically
 lecj07: Just shave it all.
 Yam: It's a melanoma farm
 Not A Bot: Bathing suit competition known to be underwhelming.
Image 244139   04-24-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
286
 
 dangerkeith3000: Even the weight is gross.
 WTF: Medical grade requires a prescription.
 WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?
 lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.
 Dr Awkward: "Discreet? No no, I said discrete"
Image 244138   04-24-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
559
 
 Captain Marsupial: fairy penguin chick. There's a place off Perth where you can visit the wild penguins well worth it if you're there
 a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.
 sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover
 Yurishiro: Blue users true form.
Image 244137   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
446
 
 Skaalar: Well... IM excited.
 WTF: The previous ones were stolen and the cops have nothing to go on.
 bug: *pisses on wall*
Image 244136   04-24-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
1282
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Skaalar *hugs*
 Skaalar: Anyone else remember those I Spy books? This really reminds me of those days and I think I might have just made myself depressed.
 glenalec: Our videography students used to make stuff like that. Then chromakey themselves into the scene to make a 30-90 second film.
 bug: This would be great for filming a giant bug invasion.
 Zarathustra: But why?
 Yurishiro: Wow, who would have imagined that just off screen there was a pair of giant scissors!
Image 244135   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
259
 
 Weather: Its a joke @Shay!
 brian greene: no screwing without a washer!!
 Yurishiro: Screw them all!
 Shay: If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure this movie ripped off a cartoon from a flash animator.
Image 244134   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
296
 
 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.
 SpaceCow: From the big book of "How to Ruin Food", Chapter 7 Marshmallows.
 Zarathustra: Is that a tampon?
Image 244133   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: Either he has lots of fingers, or his shredded hand is part of the meat tornado.
 dangerkeith3000: "Oliver Age 24" is the funniest thing about this.
 Butcherboy: Meat tornado is my stage name
 WannaBee: Ron Swanson is that you?
Image 244132   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
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