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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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 Annoying Vegan : @Skaalar *hugs*
 Skaalar: Anyone else remember those I Spy books? This really reminds me of those days and I think I might have just made myself depressed.
 glenalec: Our videography students used to make stuff like that. Then chromakey themselves into the scene to make a 30-90 second film.
 bug: This would be great for filming a giant bug invasion.
 Zarathustra: But why?
 Yurishiro: Wow, who would have imagined that just off screen there was a pair of giant scissors!
Image 244135   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
259
 
 Weather: Its a joke @Shay!
 brian greene: no screwing without a washer!!
 Yurishiro: Screw them all!
 Shay: If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure this movie ripped off a cartoon from a flash animator.
Image 244134   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
296
 
 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.
 SpaceCow: From the big book of "How to Ruin Food", Chapter 7 Marshmallows.
 Zarathustra: Is that a tampon?
Image 244133   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: Either he has lots of fingers, or his shredded hand is part of the meat tornado.
 dangerkeith3000: "Oliver Age 24" is the funniest thing about this.
 Butcherboy: Meat tornado is my stage name
 WannaBee: Ron Swanson is that you?
Image 244132   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
Score:
774
 
 Sydney: Me too @San DoDo
 San DoDo: 'You had me at meat tornado' San DoDo A ge 2much
 SpaceCow: Self checkout of the lepus.
 AFanOfSprite: Give your carrot sticks from #97954 to this bun
 Mr. Pepper: Those vegetables and that rabbit are gigantic.
 crunchymush: That's so cute, I may die of it.
Image 244131   04-24-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
528
 
 Jabberwikket: @SpaceCow SHOWER KOMBAT! Dundun da dun da dun da dun dun dunanun. Prunality!
 VoR: @SpaceCow @bug and new outfit...cue montage. ..even soap ninja had a montage...fvck yeah!
 bug: This unlocks the secret shower boss.
 SpaceCow: With your training complete, you are now qualified to fight in Mortal Kombat.(Cue late nineties techno)
Image 244130   04-24-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
625
 
 glenalec: Me too!
 VoR: Flap ears is fine. Fap ears not fine.
 Yam: Push that back two hours and its just useful
 Butcherboy: My thoughts exactly. I sleep like a drunk artillery man@barfolomew
 barfolomew: How sensitive a sleeper are you off a dog shaking its head wakes up everyone?
 tib gubb: still a good dog
Image 244129   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
322
 
 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!
 trelyate: his mom just died :(
 Sadbot: @WTF yup, he is ATM machine: the person
 WTF: @Sadbot So when they say Jeb Bush they really are saying John Ellis Bush Bush?
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall I enjoy your use of "failson", it's kind of heartening to see it's use in the wild. @dangerkeith3000 What, how did I not get this...
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!
 dangerkeith3000: @Sadbot @funny in the wall Well they did base the Bluths on the Bushes. I knew that but somehow never made the JEB/GOB connection...
 Not A Bot: Security will not rely on their wits
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot huh, i had no idea. that's a failson name, like GOB on arrested development. that being said, i'd be happy to hand him the presidency
 Sadbot: I only recently learned his name isn't short for "Jebidiah" it's because his full name is John Ellis Bush. JEB!
Image 244128   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
548
 
 jazzjunkie: I use a business card for this
 sparename: The really nasty ones are those that have an RFID reader so you can't use just anything to ensure that your phone/laptop/tablet stays charging while you nip for a "quick pint". I always have to ask for a spare keycard
 WannaBee: Ash plays Orb!
 Christina: The card is cut.
Image 244127   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
571
 
 Shay: You don't bring dogs to a snake fight (or is it the other way around?)
 funny in the wall: there was a night-time event at our local zoo and the 180 lb tortoise was taken for a walk. by taken for a walk, i mean that it was roaming free but could have its path choices influenced by watermelon pieces
 Christina: Still safer than walk a cat.
 Bluetocracy: yeah, I guess that works for personal security, too...
 Zarathustra: Where's your god (dog) now?
Image 244126   04-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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