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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Score:
499
 
 mrwiffler: Seriously needs tweetment.
 glenalec: I don't tweet others and they don't tweet me, so it works!
 kristy: No thanks. I don't give a twit.
 sparename: Twote?
Image 244035   04-23-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
344
 
 Dreforian: @glenalec There's not much to look at anyhow; the background is just an image printed on a sheet.
 glenalec: Presumably photographing the sign-text that is not very visible here.
Image 244034   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
360
 
 Christina: Scale for scale.
 happier: that is a tall man
 sparename: Knee-high to a fucking HUUUUUGE grasshopper
Image 244033   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
584
 
 Science: @Skinr: Yep.
 Skinr: Hahaha, old people swearing and insulting each other is funny, right? Right?!
Image 244032   04-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
464
 
 confession: 2093 Dancing is outlawed.
 grizzly: Thanks, Obama!
Image 244031   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
272
 
 Prostata: @Felicity LOL who says I don't?
 sylveon: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages
 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Sadbot @jochenau I had to root my Huawei to disable the overly loud shutter noise but before I did that I didn't try just sticking a plug in the headphone socket. I root all my Androids anyway but couldn't have lived with a camera that frightens everything away with the first shot
 KingTrebek: Holding on in 2 places!! Way to be safe,buddy!
 toolbag: Damn boy
 Sadbot: @jochenau Yeah, in Japan the worry is gross old pervs snapping shots of schoolgirls, in the U.S. we can silently take pictures so some hotdogneck police mutant doesn't shoot us for exercising 1A rights...but for this there's really no tech solution
 wolfpk: Pole Dance Fails!
 jochenau: The phone I bought in Japan has no way (that I've been able to find at least) to disable the extremely loud "shutter" sound it makes when I take a picture. Sometimes I feel like something similar would be a good idea here.
 bug: This is the second to worst strip club I've ever been to.
 Prostata: this is why i never touch hand rails anywhere
 WTF: Burn that post.
 Scoo: Uhhh, ObamaCare
 nclaw: Prehensile buttocks
 Yam: What an ass
 dobbiesdoogs: unf unf unf unf
Image 244030   04-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
210
 
 nclaw: Lol @Skinr...
 Not A Bot: some fucked-up shit in there
 Skinr: And I thought Chris Evans double-dipping as Cap and the Human Torch was bad.
Image 244029   04-23-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
646
 
 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf Nah, I love gluten.
 Pikachu: is that you @annoyingvegan ?
 kornisjon: Later, his boss told him the same thing.
 jochenau: I can't tell if she's wearing large earring or giant gauges.
Image 244028   04-23-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
781
 
 Air Biscuit: Happy little afro
 KingTrebek: The board is a blank canvas.
 Skinr: Art of Chill Game is my rappin' name.
 itskando: @WannaBee eagle eye
 Mextreme Enchirito: How to Rob a Bank the board game. What could possibly go wrong?
Image 244027   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
719
 
 Staida: 1 basket of owls please
 lecj07: @Joseph Clean up on owl two!
 Joseph: You've spilled an owl or two.
 mrwiffler: We're owl in this together.
 tib gubb: a clean owl is a happy owl
Image 244026   04-23-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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