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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
499
 
 mrwiffler: Seriously needs tweetment.
 glenalec: I don't tweet others and they don't tweet me, so it works!
 WannaBee: No thanks. I don't give a twit.
 sparename: Twote?
Image 244035   04-23-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
344
 
 Dreforian: @glenalec There's not much to look at anyhow; the background is just an image printed on a sheet.
 glenalec: Presumably photographing the sign-text that is not very visible here.
Image 244034   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
360
 
 Christina: Scale for scale.
 thecraftywolf: that is a tall man
 sparename: Knee-high to a fucking HUUUUUGE grasshopper
Image 244033   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
584
 
 Science: @Skinr: Yep.
 Skinr: Hahaha, old people swearing and insulting each other is funny, right? Right?!
Image 244032   04-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
464
 
 VoR: 2093 Dancing is outlawed.
 grizzly: Thanks, Obama!
Image 244031   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
272
 
 Prostata: @Felicity LOL who says I don't?
 sylveon: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages
 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Sadbot @jochenau I had to root my Huawei to disable the overly loud shutter noise but before I did that I didn't try just sticking a plug in the headphone socket. I root all my Androids anyway but couldn't have lived with a camera that frightens everything away with the first shot
 KingTrebek: Holding on in 2 places!! Way to be safe,buddy!
 toolbag: Damn boy
 Sadbot: @jochenau Yeah, in Japan the worry is gross old pervs snapping shots of schoolgirls, in the U.S. we can silently take pictures so some hotdogneck police mutant doesn't shoot us for exercising 1A rights...but for this there's really no tech solution
 wolfpk: Pole Dance Fails!
 jochenau: The phone I bought in Japan has no way (that I've been able to find at least) to disable the extremely loud "shutter" sound it makes when I take a picture. Sometimes I feel like something similar would be a good idea here.
 bug: This is the second to worst strip club I've ever been to.
 Prostata: this is why i never touch hand rails anywhere
 WTF: Burn that post.
 Scoo: Uhhh, ObamaCare
 Zaxxoff: Prehensile buttocks
 Yam: What an ass
 dobbiesdoogs: unf unf unf unf
Image 244030   04-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
210
 
 nclaw: Lol @Skinr...
 Not A Bot: some fucked-up shit in there
 Skinr: And I thought Chris Evans double-dipping as Cap and the Human Torch was bad.
Image 244029   04-23-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
646
 
 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf Nah, I love gluten.
 thecraftywolf: is that you @annoyingvegan ?
 kornisjon: Later, his boss told him the same thing.
 jochenau: I can't tell if she's wearing large earring or giant gauges.
Image 244028   04-23-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
758
 
 Air Biscuit: Happy little afro
 KingTrebek: The board is a blank canvas.
 Skinr: Art of Chill Game is my rappin' name.
 itskando: @WannaBee eagle eye
 WannaBee: How to Rob a Bank the board game. What could possibly go wrong?
Image 244027   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
719
 
 Staida: 1 basket of owls please
 lecj07: @Joseph Clean up on owl two!
 Joseph: You've spilled an owl or two.
 mrwiffler: We're owl in this together.
 tib gubb: a clean owl is a happy owl
Image 244026   04-23-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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