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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
1237
 
 Not A Bot: Let's see... old games for garage sale, fanny pack goes to the attic... cat can go into storage...
 glenalec: The cat before you, broke my lamp.
 savvoy: Mittens suddenly wondered if he was, after all, in peril.
 Teechur: Someone's got an idea.
Image 244018   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Image 244017 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. Your image was bad, bag o bones.
Score:
1279
 
 tib gubb: points for effort
 Peach: Oh damn, I wanna rad but thw score is 666.
Image 244016   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
652
 
 Dreforian: @WannaBee @Springbok The child landed with such impact that it deformed the land and pushed the dog's features back into its body.
 Springbok: @WannaBee And his neck
 Zarathustra: I don't get internet anymore.
 Never AFK: He's missing his ears
 ironmaiden: @Teechur leafy season
 Teechur: Between the image and the uploader name, and the crazy weather we've been having, I don't know WHAT season it is anymore!
 cran vodka: ERMAHGERD! LERVERS QUERKSERND!
Image 244015   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
790
 
 Skaalar: This is important.
 Science: @Scoo: More like the "I wanted to be a real journalist, but I'm reporting on this shit" face
 Skinr: No, she just thinks the nugget-boxer is bad at math, and that's why he works at McDonald's.
 Scoo: That's the "they almost pay me enough to care" face
 RimLickinGood: Return flight #244021
 Yam: @Shay No, thats the face of nugget satisfaction
 Shay: @Yam Ate? I'm more thinking she stuffed them down her bra or worse...
 Beeble: TFW...
 Yam: I think I know who ate the nuggets...
Image 244014   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
337
 
 Passive: He empregonated him
 tib gubb: what do billionaires do when they retire?
 KingTrebek: Website seems legit...
 jazzjunkie: Classic pasta bandit
 Dreforian: Perhaps the poster should stop sleeping where the man keeps his pizza sauce. Just a thought.
 Springbok: Oh God he looks like Putin
 Minnesotan: the federales'll never catch Prego Plantin' Pete! yee haw!
 Shay: I told you before; leave a bottle of Ragu under your pillow and he'll go away.
 funny in the wall: i'm glad they passed on this version of Fight Club
Image 244013   04-23-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
1345
 
 ping: Ah, yes. The switcherino. I'd forgotten what it is like to be blue.
 ping: @Side Boob I contemplated whack offping you out, but I rather like a bit of inadvertant @Side Boob, particularly in an image as phallic as this.
 Side Boob: Hooray! I was inadvertently mentioned!
 Air Biscuit: What will all the people who were holding it up do now?
 Mr. Shine: Lol
 fanny: ahaha! I almost stopped scrolling because I thought i've already seen the images past this. well done @ping :)
 Mad Collager: Way to go, @ping!
 FabricMan: This gives me a headache
 Butcherboy: Oh damn check out that side boob poking out
Image 244012   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
758
 
 Springbok: @funny in the wall I would pay David Attenborough to narrate the life of the Pacific Hair-Jellyfish
 Mad Collager: The Bathtub Ring, the less-scary remake.
 kornisjon: Give me a head with hair. Long, beautiful ha-air!
 barfolomew: This is what happens when Samara goes to the salon.
 funny in the wall: i once mentioned a "hair jellyfish" to my wife and she looked at me like i had gone insane. this is a good example of a "hair jellyfish"
 Pickle Dick: So this is where it all begins... #243797
 glenalec: 7 days. .... For FABULOUS hair!
 Shay: Cousin It take a bath with his date.
 sparename: Flowing locks
Image 244011   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
425
 
 savvoy: What could possibly go wrong?
 Zarathustra: HOTWHEEELS
 Scoo: Engineers, amirite?
 sparename: Tyre Extinguisher, though CO2 would be OK but in a smaller one?
Image 244010   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
379
 
 obama: Driving in my car, living like a star
 Kirtov: Local rock in great mood
 Skinr: :)
 boxboxbox: Elon musk
Image 244009   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Brain
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