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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Score:
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 ping: Ah, yes. The switcherino. I'd forgotten what it is like to be blue.
 ping: @Side Boob I contemplated whack offping you out, but I rather like a bit of inadvertant @Side Boob, particularly in an image as phallic as this.
 Side Boob: Hooray! I was inadvertently mentioned!
 Air Biscuit: What will all the people who were holding it up do now?
 Mr. Shine: Lol
 fanny: ahaha! I almost stopped scrolling because I thought i've already seen the images past this. well done @ping :)
 Mad Collager: Way to go, @ping!
 FabricMan: This gives me a headache
 Butcherboy: Oh damn check out that side boob poking out
Image 244012   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
758
 
 Springbok: @funny in the wall I would pay David Attenborough to narrate the life of the Pacific Hair-Jellyfish
 Mad Collager: The Bathtub Ring, the less-scary remake.
 kornisjon: Give me a head with hair. Long, beautiful ha-air!
 barfolomew: This is what happens when Samara goes to the salon.
 funny in the wall: i once mentioned a "hair jellyfish" to my wife and she looked at me like i had gone insane. this is a good example of a "hair jellyfish"
 Pickle Dick: So this is where it all begins... #243797
 glenalec: 7 days. .... For FABULOUS hair!
 Shay: Cousin It take a bath with his date.
 sparename: Flowing locks
Image 244011   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
425
 
 savvoy: What could possibly go wrong?
 Zarathustra: HOTWHEEELS
 Scoo: Engineers, amirite?
 sparename: Tyre Extinguisher, though CO2 would be OK but in a smaller one?
Image 244010   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
379
 
 obama: Driving in my car, living like a star
 Kirtov: Local rock in great mood
 Skinr: :)
 boxboxbox: Elon musk
Image 244009   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
384
 
 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Spanish is my second language. Google translator is my third, fourth, fifth,.....
 Springbok: @kornisjon Oh God it is lmao I'm never mentioning Norwegian again
 kornisjon: @Springbok If you did, you'd know that it's Danish :p Although it's probably nearly the same in Norwegian.
 Springbok: I wish I knew more Norwegian :(
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Cool! I didn't know you spoke German, among your many other talents.
 glenalec: The Fat Controller.
 Beeble: Elon musk
 Teechur: @Teechur "But it's only waffer thin."
 Teechur: Herr Creosote sagt: "Ich konnte keinen weiteren Bissen essen"
Image 244008   04-23-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
685
 
 Mr. Shine: Wrong website!
 jazzjunkie: #183269
 Skinr: Sugimori-san is a plagiarist!
 Yam: Richard Rump
 Borb Prembus: Dickbuttmon
Image 244007   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
1337
 
 Skinr: "Baseball is beloved by children around the world! How DARE you use it for evil!"
 Shay: Sometimes in his drunken stupor, Babe Ruth was notorious in prowling around Hong Kong and hitting people with his bat.
 blablabla: Japanese basegall.
 wolfpk: Kinky!
 Korrok: And she's outta here!
Image 244006   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
716
 
 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz
 spacedawg: The green one on the right is saying 'Are you my mummy?'
 Butcherboy: This is what all of this made me think of @fanny youtu.be/…
 Teechur: The white one on the left has a pacifier.
 Amy Housewine: I love choral music.
 Vanna: The most left one is slurping
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :-O
 waynelord: Ooooh
 Mr. Butt: @fanny You're doing the Lord's work.
 fanny: :-O :-O :-0 :-O
 fanny: :-0 :-o :-O
 fanny: :-0 :-0 :-O :-o
 fanny: :-0 :-o :-O :-0 :-O :-0
 ShamWOW: Ooooooh!
Image 244005   04-23-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
786
 
 tib gubb: fite me you overgrown rat
 Scoo: fight me
 Shay: Damn you Yoda dog.
Image 244004   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
376
 
 humanfog: Blame Canada
 well duh: WAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPpiddywappidywappitywapwapwap wap wap wap.
 Mad Collager: Fliiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnstoooooooooonnnnnnnne!
 glenalec: Call #244010
 sparename: You tell the breakdown company that you're in a BIIIG plane but the guy that turns up with the spare tyre doesn't have the jack he needs to lift it
 Teechur: My car tires only ever get flat on the bottom.
 wolfpk: Pilot: I don't trust those stupid tire pressure sensors! I'm sure it is fine!
Image 244003   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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