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272818  Air Biscuit: Im going to the moon now.

272876  Bob: Who's got a home for that doggo?

272879  Bluetocracy: @wolfpk I'm sure you're wondering why I summoned you here. To die, of course.

272869  Mad Collager: Lingua Pizza

272871  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward They're called Awful AF.

272872  Mad Collager: IMAFUKU

272886  Bluetocracy: I can only count to this many

272877  Mad Collager: Weenie! The spider doesn't even have an assault rifle!

272887  Bluetocracy: Is your girlfriend a chameleon seahorse?

272882  Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt Let's just say he was and under-achiever the first three years.

272886  tib gubb: beware - don't you dare tickle this tummy

272886  Scoo: Camouflage level: low

272887  Scoo: Camouflage level: high

272892  generic: As an englishman this bothers the shit out of me. Tipping should be for good service, irrespective of the class of restaurant, not an obligation to pay the staff's wages

272884  Shay: Barq's has bite.

272804  a robot: The dog does seem to be representing Gryffindor, but the cats are like an amalgamation of the remaining three houses' colors

272824  a robot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BANANA CAT

272827  a robot: @fanny That's cause they're 40% dehydrated potato flakes and 60% sawdust from the factory floor

272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
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 static xyz: beereidolia
 barfolomew: Thumbs up to you too, beer!
Image 243962   04-23-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
448
 
 depression: I agree with this @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Mr. Maymay Writer never cleaned out a forclosed house. You'd be AMAZED the personal shit I can squeeze from a box. The eveicted should be thankful I'm an honest joe (who has NO plans for going to jail).
 Christina: Ha-ha.
Image 243961   04-23-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
872
 
 jazzjunkie: Say hello to my little friend!
 Joseph: Anyway, here's wonderwall.
 Greifer: @PenguinBartender like a glove
 PenguinBartender: "I fits!"
 tess: puppercase
 barfolomew: Aww, my childhood did was a Brittany Spaniel.
 Peach: Acoustic borkf
 sparename: Machine-gun-dog
Image 243960   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
148
 
 Rembo Rompus: Is Steve Carrell also referencing the Godfather?
 dangerkeith3000: See, the thing that is funny about Baby Boss is that he is a boss, but also a baby.
 kittylitter: The resemblance is uncanny.
 Christina: What are they thinking?
Image 243959   04-23-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
544
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 243958   04-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
335
 
 caitelyn: Don't do it, it's a trap!
 SaltLick: @Christina Think carefully. Aren't all men just barbed women?*drops glasses**raises pipe*
 Christina: @Yurishiro Her? I thought it was a man, not a barbed woman.
 tomatosaws: @fanny @Christina He's actually dumping her.
 fanny: @Christina no he's pooposing.
 Christina: Is he proposing?
Image 243957   04-23-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
504
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF
 Demon Universe: Wheres the single and fine or the I just came to say hi and have a beer cup.
 Joseph: We had a supermarket in Amsterdam that had coloured baskets for singles.
 barfolomew: I wish we lived in a society where things could be this simple.
 karpeles: @Derp Herpigan Thank you, kind sophont. Good thing I'm married, I would be horrible at dating.
 Derp Herpigan: @Otterman Let's just call it the "I'm not taken, but I got someone that might be the one" option.
 cannabis: DTF?
 Liar tuck: It disturbs me that they didn't use the right colors for blue/purple and pink
 Scoo: These are not mutually exclusive
 Prostata: not a bad idea
Image 243956   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: #243954 wishes he wasn't immediately below.
 snipdawg: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!
 glenalec: Goatse man will see all you shitlords later.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think when someone says 'we need to light a fire under your ass', this is what they're thinking of.
 hajjpodge: my posts power my flight
 wwwdotcom: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 dangerkeith3000: Zardoz 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Greifer: and when you fart it gives you xtra boost
 Scoo: # Up, up and away in my goatse balloon #
 fanny: @Yurishiro haha gross! you win! :)
 lebron: @fanny the wrinkles around the gape tell us that there is and it's super stretchy!!
 fanny: @Yurishiro i don't know... the gaping hole in his nether region leads me to believe his is missing
 a sedated moose: This wiki-how is surprisingly useful!
 Prostata: eat some beans and go for the jet boost
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @fanny you are just jealous of that airborne fanny!
 sparename: Anti-fart anti-grav
 fanny: username/upload combo speaks for itself
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 243955   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
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 Bluetocracy: same.
 Xeno: Yeah? Well suck macaque.
 beyardo: Right back atcha, pal!
Image 243954   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny that explains why it's still snowing sporadically
 fanny: little known fact: animal christmas is in april.
Image 243953   04-23-18   Uploaded by    courtney
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