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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
335
 
 caitelyn: Don't do it, it's a trap!
 SaltLick: @Christina Think carefully. Aren't all men just barbed women?*drops glasses**raises pipe*
 Christina: @Yurishiro Her? I thought it was a man, not a barbed woman.
 tomatosaws: @fanny @Christina He's actually dumping her.
 fanny: @Christina no he's pooposing.
 Christina: Is he proposing?
Image 243957   04-23-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
504
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF
 Demon Universe: Wheres the single and fine or the I just came to say hi and have a beer cup.
 Joseph: We had a supermarket in Amsterdam that had coloured baskets for singles.
 barfolomew: I wish we lived in a society where things could be this simple.
 Otterman: @Derp Herpigan Thank you, kind sophont. Good thing I'm married, I would be horrible at dating.
 Derp Herpigan: @Otterman Let's just call it the "I'm not taken, but I got someone that might be the one" option.
 Otterman: DTF?
 Liar tuck: It disturbs me that they didn't use the right colors for blue/purple and pink
 Scoo: These are not mutually exclusive
 Prostata: not a bad idea
Image 243956   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: #243954 wishes he wasn't immediately below.
 snipdawg: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!
 glenalec: Goatse man will see all you shitlords later.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think when someone says 'we need to light a fire under your ass', this is what they're thinking of.
 hajjpodge: my posts power my flight
 arcticfox12x: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 dangerkeith3000: Zardoz 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Greifer: and when you fart it gives you xtra boost
 Scoo: # Up, up and away in my goatse balloon #
 fanny: @Yurishiro haha gross! you win! :)
 lebron: @fanny the wrinkles around the gape tell us that there is and it's super stretchy!!
 fanny: @Yurishiro i don't know... the gaping hole in his nether region leads me to believe his is missing
 a sedated moose: This wiki-how is surprisingly useful!
 Prostata: eat some beans and go for the jet boost
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @fanny you are just jealous of that airborne fanny!
 sparename: Anti-fart anti-grav
 fanny: username/upload combo speaks for itself
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 243955   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
500
 
 Bluetocracy: same.
 Xeno: Yeah? Well suck macaque.
 beyardo: Right back atcha, pal!
Image 243954   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
584
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny that explains why it's still snowing sporadically
 fanny: little known fact: animal christmas is in april.
Image 243953   04-23-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
478
 
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Image 243952   04-23-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
712
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Let me do it!
 dangerkeith3000: "X Files theme music plays"
 Christina: She's trying to distinguish herself.
 Backhand: "I love both my daughters equally, why do you ask?"
 barfolomew: No matter how similarly you raise them, kids will be their own people.
 sparename: "Don't worry, dear, I'll twist your head the right way round.."
Image 243951   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
408
 
 dangerkeith3000: =diarrhea
 elmstreet: @sparename GET IN MAH DELHI-BELLY!!
 sparename: ...then you get Delhi-Belly
Image 243950   04-23-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
678
 
 catsanddogs: @sparename Hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Absolut Horror
 dangerkeith3000: Cool-thulhu
 a sedated moose: I never knew Cthulhu was Russian.
 sparename: Chavulu
 copunter: Chuthulu Joe
 Zukero: I saw that movie. There's Nathalie Portman in it.
Image 243949   04-23-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
624
 
 Telkwa: Sin bin ruck.
 Air Biscuit: @UltraBeverly wheres his purple cup?
 UltraBeverly: This is a more accurate description of DTF
 chelseachels: NOT MY DUDE CREVICE
 well duh: Hey look! A pickle!
Image 243948   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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