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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
630
 
 Hople Drumombies: #243954 wishes he wasn't immediately below.
 Tramp Albuble: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!
 Thirbo Morpupert: Goatse man will see all you shitlords later.
 Rerb Albongus: I don't think when someone says 'we need to light a fire under your ass', this is what they're thinking of.
 Jarb Flombies: my posts power my flight
 Thild Grunupert: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Trimpo Grumbies: Zardoz 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Pingo Morpoble: and when you fart it gives you xtra boost
 Vald Dampopert: # Up, up and away in my goatse balloon #
 Flolm Gruble: @Yurishiro haha gross! you win! :)
 Rirt Grumple: @fanny the wrinkles around the gape tell us that there is and it's super stretchy!!
 Bild Flumuble: @Yurishiro i don't know... the gaping hole in his nether region leads me to believe his is missing
 Rampo Flumoble: This wiki-how is surprisingly useful!
 Frirbo Morpumbies: eat some beans and go for the jet boost
 Frerb Albomple: @fanny you are just jealous of that airborne fanny!
 Frald Morpomple: Anti-fart anti-grav
 Frampo Albombies: username/upload combo speaks for itself
 Liple Rempongo: Same.
Image 243955   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Freld Horpopert
Score:
500
 
 Larm Grumple: same.
 Rimp Dampumple: Yeah? Well suck macaque.
 Bompo Cremupert: Right back atcha, pal!
Image 243954   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Fleld Plemuble
Score:
584
 
 Vert Albungus: @fanny that explains why it's still snowing sporadically
 Harb Cremumple: little known fact: animal christmas is in april.
Image 243953   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Hulm Gromple
Score:
478
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 243952   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Crewn Horpombies
Score:
712
 
 Lomp Broble: Let me do it!
 Guld Horpuble: "X Files theme music plays"
 Ming Flumupert: She's trying to distinguish herself.
 Frald Flombies: "I love both my daughters equally, why do you ask?"
 Flerm Horpungus: No matter how similarly you raise them, kids will be their own people.
 Mirm Rempumple: "Don't worry, dear, I'll twist your head the right way round.."
Image 243951   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Bungo Albumbies
Score:
408
 
 Trempo Dampongus: =diarrhea
 Croft Rempupert: @sparename GET IN MAH DELHI-BELLY!!
 Boft Albupert: ...then you get Delhi-Belly
Image 243950   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Mulm Brumbies
Score:
678
 
 Rolm Horpumple: @sparename Hahah
 Garm Plemongo: Absolut Horror
 Vampo Morpongo: Cool-thulhu
 Thoft Rempongus: I never knew Cthulhu was Russian.
 Gilm Horpupert: Chavulu
 Trewn Albungo: Chuthulu Joe
 Damp Brupert: I saw that movie. There's Nathalie Portman in it.
Image 243949   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Virbo Albumbies
Score:
624
 
 Gingo Plumbies: Sin bin ruck.
 Thirt Dampumbies: @UltraBeverly wheres his purple cup?
 Frongo Brumple: This is a more accurate description of DTF
 Frampo Cremumple: NOT MY DUDE CREVICE
 Molm Horpumbies: Hey look! A pickle!
Image 243948   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Jift Albongus
Score:
1162
 
 Jingo Drumungus: Get all the chicks.
 Creple Drumomple: Dat plumage tho
 Baft Horpopert: That birb is a high ranking user!
Image 243947   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Laple Rempupert
Score:
859
 
 Ging Brongus: That's not a friendly paw.
 Part Grunongus: this cat has fingers.
 Dulm Bromple: @Butcherboy which hole?
 Julm Drumombies: Let me out, or I will sing the song of my people.
 Mirbo Albungus: Put in your 3-D glasses now
Image 243946   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Luft Albungus
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