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273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (807 points)
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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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 Not A Bot: Okay Tim Cook, no need to brag about how you've got more boyfriends than the rest of us
 Christina: uwu
 big butt bum: I love this game!
 Demon Universe: Id rather hunt and forage than eat their poisoned flesh.
 McMuff: :3
 piranharama: But theyre so rich, I couldnt eat a whole one without feeling ill
 Magic Bullets: TUBBS!!!!
 The Turks: Motorhead, Aerosmith, or Krokus?
Image 243940   04-23-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
399
 
 Vinochet: I wish I had bought that many years ago
 Air Biscuit: Just Vietnamese currencies...
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz That's why he needs dick insurance. He's a massive dick.
 well duh: Sorry about your penis, bro.
 Mominous: John Wayne Bobbitt should've been a client here
 trepanation: Having dick insurance is no excuse for parking badly and pretending to drive a Hummer
Image 243939   04-23-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
779
 
 Bluetocracy: Rad for Tesla
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells like ozone in there.
 mrwiffler: Tesla didn't actually do this. It's a double exposure. The whole thing about high frequency electricity being harmless is a myth. It can fry the fuck out of you if conditions are right.
 Dank Means: *raises head* "Oh, someone is calling me." *looks in camera* "Yes, That's my ringtone." *puts sunglasses on*
 FunkyDrunk: #Justgeniusythings
Image 243938   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
212
 
 Jennysaurus: @dangerkeith3000 Speaking from personal experience??
 dangerkeith3000: Bad for bathroom sex.
 mrmrmr: Don't just stand there, hold her hair out of the toilet.
 sparename: Going by the 3rd finger being longer that the 1st, (and maybe the 'dark' upper lip) I sort of assume this is a guy in a dress - no problem at all with that but I would need to check for straight/curved calf bone to be slighlty more sure... Anyway barefoot in public toilet? Eeeuuugh!
 john dough: Long fingered woman taking a photograph of a mirror... fascinating.
 kensin: @Yurishiro Why not both?
 SomeCanadian: @some guy I think it's bathroom puking
 Taters: Rad for bathroom sex
Image 243937   04-23-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
529
 
 Demon Universe: @john dough Id wear less masks.
 john dough: If my dick was was a barbed corkscrew, I'd wear mask too.
Image 243936   04-23-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
389
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW!
 Grandmaster Fat: @john dough perv?!?!?! You know me better than I expected my good sir.
 john dough: @Yurishiro or perhaps I really enjoy flowers...perv
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ha! Vagina metaphors.
 john dough: Perfect...they are all perfect.
Image 243935   04-23-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
523
 
 dangerkeith3000: holy fucking shit. who came up with this image? it is horrible yet I can't look away.
 itskando: @Sadbot That's why they don't have a mom!
 john dough: Crucifixion? Totaly underrated form of execution... invented in this universe.
 Sadbot: Gawrsh Huey, if you don't pilot the EVA, Dewey will have to.
Image 243934   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
393
 
 tib gubb: i would wear this unironically
 Christina: Taco cat backwards is pizza cat.
 logan: Happy birthday from Walmart!
Image 243933   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
520
 
 DrinkMixMan: Asbestos is the BEST-os!
 Dresdenkeogh: WHAT ABOUT SUPLEX CITY?!?!
 glenalec: A mosquito was heard to complain: "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of its sorrow was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
 Side Boob: DDT is actually not that bad if you read the research.
 john dough: Was this a google banner?
Image 243932   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
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 tib gubb: i've witnessed black witches before. you're better off getting yourself a lawyer tbh
 Warrax: This is the opposite of what I'd want.
 bug: *masturbates in the ocean*
 jochenau: I've played lots of RPGs but Curse of Horniness is not a witch spell I've ever encountered.
 piranharama: So distilled water would therefore concentrate those sexual thoughts?
 Fantasy: Define excessive
Image 243931   04-23-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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