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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
399
 
 Vinochet: I wish I had bought that many years ago
 Air Biscuit: Just Vietnamese currencies...
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz That's why he needs dick insurance. He's a massive dick.
 well duh: Sorry about your penis, bro.
 Mominous: John Wayne Bobbitt should've been a client here
 ignatz: Having dick insurance is no excuse for parking badly and pretending to drive a Hummer
Image 243939   04-23-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
754
 
 Bluetocracy: Rad for Tesla
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells like ozone in there.
 mrwiffler: Tesla didn't actually do this. It's a double exposure. The whole thing about high frequency electricity being harmless is a myth. It can fry the fuck out of you if conditions are right.
 Dank Means: *raises head* "Oh, someone is calling me." *looks in camera* "Yes, That's my ringtone." *puts sunglasses on*
 ignatz: #Justgeniusythings
Image 243938   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
212
 
 Jennysaurus: @dangerkeith3000 Speaking from personal experience??
 dangerkeith3000: Bad for bathroom sex.
 Otterman: Don't just stand there, hold her hair out of the toilet.
 sparename: Going by the 3rd finger being longer that the 1st, (and maybe the 'dark' upper lip) I sort of assume this is a guy in a dress - no problem at all with that but I would need to check for straight/curved calf bone to be slighlty more sure... Anyway barefoot in public toilet? Eeeuuugh!
 john dough: Long fingered woman taking a photograph of a mirror... fascinating.
 kensin: @Yurishiro Why not both?
 SomeCanadian: @some guy I think it's bathroom puking
 Taters: Rad for bathroom sex
Image 243937   04-23-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
529
 
 Demon Universe: @john dough Id wear less masks.
 john dough: If my dick was was a barbed corkscrew, I'd wear mask too.
Image 243936   04-23-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
366
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW!
 Grandmaster Fat: @john dough perv?!?!?! You know me better than I expected my good sir.
 john dough: @Yurishiro or perhaps I really enjoy flowers...perv
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ha! Vagina metaphors.
 john dough: Perfect...they are all perfect.
Image 243935   04-23-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
523
 
 dangerkeith3000: holy fucking shit. who came up with this image? it is horrible yet I can't look away.
 itskando: @Sadbot That's why they don't have a mom!
 john dough: Crucifixion? Totaly underrated form of execution... invented in this universe.
 Sadbot: Gawrsh Huey, if you don't pilot the EVA, Dewey will have to.
Image 243934   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
393
 
 tib gubb: i would wear this unironically
 Christina: Taco cat backwards is pizza cat.
 logan: Happy birthday from Walmart!
Image 243933   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
520
 
 DrinkMixMan: Asbestos is the BEST-os!
 Dresdenkeogh: WHAT ABOUT SUPLEX CITY?!?!
 glenalec: A mosquito was heard to complain: "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of its sorrow was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
 Side Boob: DDT is actually not that bad if you read the research.
 john dough: Was this a google banner?
Image 243932   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
308
 
 tib gubb: i've witnessed black witches before. you're better off getting yourself a lawyer tbh
 Warrax: This is the opposite of what I'd want.
 bug: *masturbates in the ocean*
 jochenau: I've played lots of RPGs but Curse of Horniness is not a witch spell I've ever encountered.
 piranharama: So distilled water would therefore concentrate those sexual thoughts?
 Fantasy: Define excessive
Image 243931   04-23-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
608
 
 tib gubb: replace 'relaxing' with 'boring' and i'm right there with you
 Demon Universe: Puppies are only cute because they help us forget that life is a series of electrical stimuli that gives us the false impression of existing.
 john dough: Or laci peterson...
 Sadbot: Lol if you can't sit outside with a beer alone with your thoughts without an excuse
Image 243930   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
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