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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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 Amiga 1000: That's nutty!
 Shay: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
 Scoo: Satchel for Schmucks
 Not A Bot: This must be another shot from the live action Bioshock film.
 DrinkMixMan: Back-pack
 DrinkMixMan: So that's where you've squirreled away all the office supplies
 sparename: Shouldn't it be a nut-case?
 Nope: No thanks
 burritos: Squirrel: CLOSE UP IT'S DRAFTY!
 dobbiesdoogs: "squirrels are not marsupials" "oh yeah, watch this..."
 fanny: ugh no :(
Image 243847   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
892
 
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. Animated version of Breaking Bad is looking pretty good.
 Shay: Lenny's brother meets a well-fed Walter.
 Slerzy: Now Flanders kinda looks like Lenny
 DrinkMixMan: Stupid sexy Flimpson
 twitter: I*m ok with this
 DrinkMixMan: D'oh-iddly-oh!
 fullofwind: Omg, friggin awesome switcheroo
Image 243846   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Minnesotan: this is better than using a safety pallet on the telehandler you already clearly have because
 sandwiches: same @piranharama
 piranharama: Safety is relative, folks!
 karmakat: who is the dumbass that is doing THAT?
 Teechur: When you complete your bucket list, you have to raise the bucket higher.
 In The Pocket: Safety third!
Image 243845   04-22-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
49
 
 Slerzy: My 2 year old calls turtles "ter ter"s
 Warren G Hardon: When you have dicks for eyes and get an erection are you zooming?
 Lavos: I've got no idea where this is from but I really like it. Moar plz.
Image 243844   04-22-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
297
 
 Winterneuro: Like my ma always said: it just gonna wind up in the same place...
 DrinkMixMan: Man, you can literally get any kind of fusion cuisine in New York
Image 243843   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
983
 
 BavidDowie: That's probs a nun
 Scoo: Like, fuckin' billions of stones
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @fanny i like throwin things and jello Biafra say killkillkillkill kill th poor!!
 kate2point0: Jesus died for your sims
 trelyate: Republican Jesus died for the 1%'s yachts
 fanny: @ThoughtlessGentleman you truly are a ThoughtlessGentleman
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wholeheartedly agree with everything on that sign.
Image 243842   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
573
 
 fanny: @fanny yay! """"
 fanny: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 cthulhu: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 DrinkMixMan: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 peeper: I heard you was taking a shit
 DrinkMixMan: Crap shoot
 DrinkMixMan: Doo, a deer
 DrinkMixMan: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 fanny: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 fanny: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 White Rice: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 sparename: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.
 lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
643
 
 Scoo: Done and done!
 kshoxx: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
535
 
 Science: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 glenalec: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 wolfpk: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 karmakat: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 White Rice: *blerf*
 Surprising: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 madmax1: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Warrax: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
618
 
 hajjpodge: i didn't before but now i do
 Slerzy: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 john dough: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 Sydney: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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