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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Frorbo Cremupert: That's nutty!
 Hongo Cremombies: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
 Mort Flumombies: Satchel for Schmucks
 Delm Grunongus: This must be another shot from the live action Bioshock film.
 Verb Plemongus: Back-pack
 Lompo Morpupert: So that's where you've squirreled away all the office supplies
 Bart Grunomple: Shouldn't it be a nut-case?
 Bild Grungus: No thanks
 Juft Albongo: Squirrel: CLOSE UP IT'S DRAFTY!
 Gople Drumombies: "squirrels are not marsupials" "oh yeah, watch this..."
 Barm Drumumbies: ugh no :(
Image 243847   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Gimpo Rempumple
 Therb Flongo: Yep. Animated version of Breaking Bad is looking pretty good.
 Himpo Drumumbies: Lenny's brother meets a well-fed Walter.
 Cramp Grunombies: Now Flanders kinda looks like Lenny
 Flong Plemungus: Stupid sexy Flimpson
 Lemp Grunupert: I*m ok with this
 Pampo Horpombies: D'oh-iddly-oh!
 Pungo Flumungus: Omg, friggin awesome switcheroo
Image 243846   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Crarbo Plemumple
 Poft Alboble: this is better than using a safety pallet on the telehandler you already clearly have because
 Lown Horpungus: same @piranharama
 Flart Morpongo: Safety is relative, folks!
 Vung Rempumbies: who is the dumbass that is doing THAT?
 Thamp Bropert: When you complete your bucket list, you have to raise the bucket higher.
 Fruple Flungo: Safety third!
Image 243845   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Jiwn Plemombies
 Limp Albungo: My 2 year old calls turtles "ter ter"s
 Flang Flombies: When you have dicks for eyes and get an erection are you zooming?
 Vamp Ploble: I've got no idea where this is from but I really like it. Moar plz.
Image 243844   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Cruld Dampomple
 Hawn Albungo: Like my ma always said: it just gonna wind up in the same place...
 Crurb Flungo: Man, you can literally get any kind of fusion cuisine in New York
Image 243843   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Rolm Bruble
 Left Flumupert: That's probs a nun
 Crulm Cremombies: Like, fuckin' billions of stones
 Hirt Plombies: @fanny i like throwin things and jello Biafra say killkillkillkill kill th poor!!
 Lirm Flumungus: Jesus died for your sims
 Vemp Dampombies: Republican Jesus died for the 1%'s yachts
 Buple Drumungo: @ThoughtlessGentleman you truly are a ThoughtlessGentleman
 Jungo Drumoble: i wholeheartedly agree with everything on that sign.
Image 243842   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Flarb Pluble
 Rolm Rempongo: @fanny yay! """"
 Frople Drumombies: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 Hampo Morpopert: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 Viple Flumple: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 Guld Grunumbies: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 Murm Morpuble: I heard you was taking a shit
 Triwn Flongo: Crap shoot
 Creple Flungus: Doo, a deer
 Pung Cremungus: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 Crimpo Fluble: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 Damp Plombies: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 Virbo Brongus: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 Pold Cremungus: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Flemp Morpupert: Brb, gotta use the head.
 Gerbo Morpongus: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Jeple Plemumple
 Geld Morpumple: Done and done!
 Creple Drumongo: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Lingo Drumumple
 Murbo Dampumbies: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 Hople Grunongo: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 Troft Rempombies: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 Crart Flomple: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 Flengo Albungo: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 Fringo Dampumbies: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 Rirm Horpombies: *blerf*
 Vungo Rempongus: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 Frerm Grunumbies: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 Hirbo Flumple: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Lampo Grunungo: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Rorb Albungo
 Morm Plemoble: i didn't before but now i do
 Freple Albongus: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 Thift Flumupert: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 Raple Brumple: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 Virt Flumumbies: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 Rarbo Dampombies: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Puft Brungus
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