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249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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Score:
334
 
 some guy : That's nutty!
 Shay: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
 Scoo: Satchel for Schmucks
 Not A Bot: This must be another shot from the live action Bioshock film.
 DrinkMixMan: Back-pack
 DrinkMixMan: So that's where you've squirreled away all the office supplies
 sparename: Shouldn't it be a nut-case?
 Nope: No thanks
 Yurishiro: Squirrel: CLOSE UP IT'S DRAFTY!
 dobbiesdoogs: "squirrels are not marsupials" "oh yeah, watch this..."
 fanny: ugh no :(
Image 243847   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
892
 
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. Animated version of Breaking Bad is looking pretty good.
 Shay: Lenny's brother meets a well-fed Walter.
 Slerzy: Now Flanders kinda looks like Lenny
 DrinkMixMan: Stupid sexy Flimpson
 WannaBee: I*m ok with this
 DrinkMixMan: D'oh-iddly-oh!
 OldKentuckyShark: Omg, friggin awesome switcheroo
Image 243846   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Minnesotan: this is better than using a safety pallet on the telehandler you already clearly have because
 sandwiches: same @piranharama
 piranharama: Safety is relative, folks!
 karmakat: who is the dumbass that is doing THAT?
 Teechur: When you complete your bucket list, you have to raise the bucket higher.
 Otterman: Safety third!
Image 243845   04-22-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
49
 
 Slerzy: My 2 year old calls turtles "ter ter"s
 Yurishiro: When you have dicks for eyes and get an erection are you zooming?
 Lavos: I've got no idea where this is from but I really like it. Moar plz.
Image 243844   04-22-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
297
 
 Winterneuro: Like my ma always said: it just gonna wind up in the same place...
 DrinkMixMan: Man, you can literally get any kind of fusion cuisine in New York
Image 243843   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
983
 
 BavidDowie: That's probs a nun
 Scoo: Like, fuckin' billions of stones
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @fanny i like throwin things and jello Biafra say killkillkillkill kill th poor!!
 Yurishiro: Jesus died for your sims
 trelyate: Republican Jesus died for the 1%'s yachts
 fanny: @ThoughtlessGentleman you truly are a ThoughtlessGentleman
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wholeheartedly agree with everything on that sign.
Image 243842   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
573
 
 fanny: @fanny yay! """"
 fanny: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 VoR: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 DrinkMixMan: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 Yurishiro: I heard you was taking a shit
 DrinkMixMan: Crap shoot
 DrinkMixMan: Doo, a deer
 DrinkMixMan: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 fanny: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 fanny: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 White Rice: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 sparename: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.
 lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
618
 
 Scoo: Done and done!
 Felicity: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
535
 
 Science: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 glenalec: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 wolfpk: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 karmakat: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 White Rice: *blerf*
 VeeKay: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 Felicity: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Warrax: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
618
 
 hajjpodge: i didn't before but now i do
 Slerzy: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 john dough: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 VeeKay: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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