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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
983
 
 Rilm Cremoble: That's probs a nun
 Virt Cremuble: Like, fuckin' billions of stones
 Fleld Cremuble: @fanny i like throwin things and jello Biafra say killkillkillkill kill th poor!!
 Gimpo Morpongus: Jesus died for your sims
 Varb Plupert: Republican Jesus died for the 1%'s yachts
 Crirt Dampungo: @ThoughtlessGentleman you truly are a ThoughtlessGentleman
 Trarm Horpongo: i wholeheartedly agree with everything on that sign.
Image 243842   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Crild Horpombies
Score:
573
 
 Remp Plumple: @fanny yay! """"
 Frorbo Gromple: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 Trilm Plungo: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 Ring Morpoble: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 Bungo Drumomple: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 Freple Cremoble: I heard you was taking a shit
 Rirb Flopert: Crap shoot
 Theng Flopert: Doo, a deer
 Therbo Dampumple: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 Garbo Grunombies: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 Frumpo Dampupert: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 Friwn Plumple: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 Jirt Plemuble: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Raple Grupert: Brb, gotta use the head.
 Tharbo Horpongus: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Frurm Plemongus
Score:
643
 
 Frango Fluble: Done and done!
 Rople Plongus: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Theft Morpomple
Score:
535
 
 Bemp Plomple: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 Thongo Grupert: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 Cremp Horpomple: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 Pold Flumple: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 Mirbo Brongus: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 Trelm Plomple: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 Frong Flumungus: *blerf*
 Pulm Flopert: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 Dald Plongus: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 Lald Plemongo: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Herm Plongus: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mort Rempopert
Score:
618
 
 Vilm Grunumple: i didn't before but now i do
 Trift Cremuble: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 Mewn Morpoble: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 Rirbo Albupert: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 Humpo Brungo: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 Ruple Dampombies: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Biwn Plopert
Score:
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 Bilm Flumupert: Dog bed.
 Ruple Horpopert: It must be animals-sitting-on-other-animals day on the spaceship!
 Merb Flumombies: But but but but but
Image 243837   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mirt Plongus
Score:
358
 
 Meft Pluble: Zoom in and enhance
 Hong Rempongo: Is this from gothika?
 Leple Brombies: All cats have built in lollipops
 Pimpo Gromple: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.
Image 243836   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Vald Plongus
Score:
457
 
 Crerb Dampongus: Considering she just won at Musical Chairs, she doesn't look to happy.
 Thown Gruble: Dont pass out on parade!
 Verm Albongo: @fanny because lady.
 Relm Horpombies: Ritual murder was a big part of 1940s high school physical fitness programs.
 Fringo Morpungo: POINTY!!! [pants]
 Porb Flumple: Dang, 4th girl standing from the left, whats up with your faceeeee
 Jolm Flomple: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?
 Trirt Albombies: Oh, Betty gets to sit in the chair today!
Image 243835   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Dump Brombies
Image 243834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hosehorse. You have brought shame on us, hosehorse.
Score:
1035
 
 Mongo Drumungus: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"
 Jerm Flumple: @wolfpk They share one name.
 Gewn Brungus: He*s all puppered out.
 Trompo Flongus: Their names are Master and Blaster.
 Thurb Drumupert: The brains of the operation.
Image 243833   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Relm Grunumbies
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