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272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

272330  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Cause he's French

272334  a robot: You couldn't even find enough pinecones to complete the circle??

272230  FireBreathingMarmot: Garmin's sophisticated AI, failing to figure out that you were on the trainer.

272366  wolfpk: Ten minutes earlier: This is your elephant; his name is Spout.

272366  Jabberwikket: Did it get it ? Is it still on me ?

272390  sparename: He don't need no more bread, man

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Here it is: 3c flour; 1/2 tsp. salt; 1-1/4c butter; 1 egg; 1 tsp. apple cider vinegar; 5T water Mix first three ingredients until fine like cornmeal (either a heavy whisk attachment on a mixer or a heavy, round hand-held whisk will be more effective than a pastry cutter). Make a depression in the middle like a nest. Beat egg, vinegar and water until foamy and pour into nest. Blend until smooth and consistent. This blending can also be done by kneading. This will yield four crusts to make two closed-topped pies.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.



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 fanny: @fanny yay! """"
 fanny: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 cthulhu: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 DrinkMixMan: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 peeper: I heard you was taking a shit
 DrinkMixMan: Crap shoot
 DrinkMixMan: Doo, a deer
 DrinkMixMan: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 fanny: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 fanny: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 White Rice: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 sparename: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.
 lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 Scoo: Done and done!
 kshoxx: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
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 Science: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 glenalec: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 wolfpk: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 karmakat: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 White Rice: *blerf*
 Surprising: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 madmax1: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Warrax: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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 hajjpodge: i didn't before but now i do
 Slerzy: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 john dough: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 Sydney: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Dog bed.
 glenalec: It must be animals-sitting-on-other-animals day on the spaceship!
 Spray Tan: But but but but but
Image 243837   04-22-18   Uploaded by    saluted
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 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance
 The Bees: Is this from gothika?
 Not A Bot: All cats have built in lollipops
 ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.
Image 243836   04-22-18   Uploaded by    miller
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 Mr Bleak: Considering she just won at Musical Chairs, she doesn't look to happy.
 piranharama: Dont pass out on parade!
 grizzly: @fanny because lady.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Ritual murder was a big part of 1940s high school physical fitness programs.
 icloud: POINTY!!! [pants]
 Nope: Dang, 4th girl standing from the left, whats up with your faceeeee
 fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?
 barfolomew: Oh, Betty gets to sit in the chair today!
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 lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"
 lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.
 Alpha Trion: He*s all puppered out.
 wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.
 Amy Housewine: The brains of the operation.
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 Fast Sloth: @granny
 Mad Collager: Of course not. It was Cheney!
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