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249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

249758  Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.

249743  Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.

249746  Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...

249707  White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!

249754  Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.

249743  Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.

249754  barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.

249743  Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."

249745  Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu

249753  Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.

249432  LKoroton: Is he John Goodman? Is it pee?

249751  Yam: @tib gubb Thank you.

249752  tib gubb: i don't know why i find this so funny.

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249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249666 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
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 Science: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 glenalec: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 wolfpk: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 karmakat: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 White Rice: *blerf*
 VeeKay: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 madmax1: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Warrax: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
618
 
 hajjpodge: i didn't before but now i do
 Slerzy: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 john dough: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 VeeKay: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
611
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Dog bed.
 glenalec: It must be animals-sitting-on-other-animals day on the spaceship!
 VeeKay: But but but but but
Image 243837   04-22-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
358
 
 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance
 Yurishiro: Is this from gothika?
 Not A Bot: All cats have built in lollipops
 ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.
Image 243836   04-22-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
457
 
 Mr Bleak: Considering she just won at Musical Chairs, she doesn't look to happy.
 piranharama: Dont pass out on parade!
 grizzly: @fanny because lady.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Ritual murder was a big part of 1940s high school physical fitness programs.
 Yurishiro: POINTY!!! [pants]
 Nope: Dang, 4th girl standing from the left, whats up with your faceeeee
 fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?
 barfolomew: Oh, Betty gets to sit in the chair today!
Image 243835   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 243834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hosehorse. Your image was bad, hosehorse.
Score:
1035
 
 lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"
 lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.
 WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.
 wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.
 Amy Housewine: The brains of the operation.
Image 243833   04-22-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
141
 
 some guy : @granny
 Mad Collager: Of course not. It was Cheney!
Image 243832   04-22-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
1025
 
 Yurishiro: @Christina @wolfpk the smaller the cuter #humans
 some guy : Delicious!
 BavidDowie: My Digimon! You're alive!!
 Christina: @wolfpk this one wins.
 wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243825
Image 243831   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
806
 
 Shay: *spoing*
 Shay: Teageon'd
 VoR: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..
 Amy Housewine: He tried to tap out, but realised he had no hands.
 raditzu: Dafuq he touched me with? His wallet or...?
Image 243830   04-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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