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248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
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5. Nope
6. Mr. Shine
7. Robespierre
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9. Christina
10. Side Boob



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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
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9inchfails uploaded 248415 (837 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
1035
 
 lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"
 lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.
 WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.
 wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.
 Amy Housewine: The brains of the operation.
Image 243833   04-22-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
141
 
 some guy : @granny
 Mad Collager: Of course not. It was Cheney!
Image 243832   04-22-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
1025
 
 Yurishiro: @Christina @wolfpk the smaller the cuter #humans
 some guy : Delicious!
 BavidDowie: My Digimon! You're alive!!
 Christina: @wolfpk this one wins.
 wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243825
Image 243831   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
806
 
 Shay: *spoing*
 Shay: Teageon'd
 VoR: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..
 Amy Housewine: He tried to tap out, but realised he had no hands.
 raditzu: Dafuq he touched me with? His wallet or...?
Image 243830   04-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
324
 
 piranharama: Is... is he cancer? Is this a metaphor?
 Yurishiro: I missed this Knights of the Zodiac but yes cancer was pretty bad
 Slerzy: HAHAHA THAT GUY CANT WALK. This is bad.
 Psymon: We're rolling over cancer, are you?
Image 243829   04-22-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
462
 
 DrinkMixMan: Wish I was there
 VeeKay: Looks like my N gland is playing yup agin
 lecj07: Someone photoshop a twisted carnival onto the old pier please.
Image 243828   04-22-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
484
 
 BavidDowie: hammock for scale
 Scoo: Wonder if I could smuggle budgies in that thing...
 fanny: I prefer the other type of banana hammock
Image 243827   04-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
275
 
 Annoying Vegan : Australias hottest new rap musical
 BavidDowie: You know...down under
 piranharama: @DrinkMixMan Someone write a synopsis!
 Warrax: Pounded by a Lorax.
 DrinkMixMan: pounded in my kangaroo by my own kangaroo
Image 243826   04-22-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
969
 
 wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243831
 a robot: tiny floof explosions
Image 243825   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
354
 
 Hokie333: Burning polyurethane foam rubber (eg. couch cushions) also releases cyanide-- it's a big concern for firefighters.
 White Rice: @Hokie333 doesn't burning plastic result in a similar release of "unpleasant" gas? I know there are tons of things out there where the individual components would be dangerous, but through the reactions & bonds to get to whatever the end product is most (if not all) of the dangerous substances become inert/harmless for the intended use (so long as nothing starts breaking chemical bonds, but then you've probably got more important problems than disposable gloves melting). I'll freely admit I didn't know that about nitrile materials, so hooray for learning something new.
 Hokie333: @White Rice Nitrile=Cyanide. Okay, there's a bunch of other stuff in there and it's generally safe (maybe if you burn it, it'd be bad) but there is a triple-bonded carbon-nitrogen in there, so cyanide.
 Yurishiro: @Felicity and how do you know... [narrows eyes]
 Felicity: There must be some prostitutes who wear blue rubber gloves
 White Rice: Those blue gloves are generally (if not always) nitrile, and not latex. As far as I know, nobody has a nitrile allergy (unlike latex) so they've become the professional norm.
 mwoody: That's not how Venn diagrams work
Image 243824   04-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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