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249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

249336  Jabberwikket: Graphic insinuates masturbation to prevent heat stroke... or it's calling it that.

249489  Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.

249486  Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration

249493  Amy Housewine: Me, I did.

249502  Hyphae: I'm starting to think you might have cancer

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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 Yurishiro: @Christina @wolfpk the smaller the cuter #humans
 some guy : Delicious!
 BavidDowie: My Digimon! You're alive!!
 Christina: @wolfpk this one wins.
 wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243825
Image 243831   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
806
 
 Shay: *spoing*
 Shay: Teageon'd
 VoR: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..
 Amy Housewine: He tried to tap out, but realised he had no hands.
 raditzu: Dafuq he touched me with? His wallet or...?
Image 243830   04-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
324
 
 piranharama: Is... is he cancer? Is this a metaphor?
 Yurishiro: I missed this Knights of the Zodiac but yes cancer was pretty bad
 Slerzy: HAHAHA THAT GUY CANT WALK. This is bad.
 Psymon: We're rolling over cancer, are you?
Image 243829   04-22-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
462
 
 DrinkMixMan: Wish I was there
 VeeKay: Looks like my N gland is playing yup agin
 lecj07: Someone photoshop a twisted carnival onto the old pier please.
Image 243828   04-22-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
484
 
 BavidDowie: hammock for scale
 Scoo: Wonder if I could smuggle budgies in that thing...
 fanny: I prefer the other type of banana hammock
Image 243827   04-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
275
 
 Annoying Vegan : Australias hottest new rap musical
 BavidDowie: You know...down under
 piranharama: @DrinkMixMan Someone write a synopsis!
 Warrax: Pounded by a Lorax.
 DrinkMixMan: pounded in my kangaroo by my own kangaroo
Image 243826   04-22-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
969
 
 wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243831
 a robot: tiny floof explosions
Image 243825   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
354
 
 Hokie333: Burning polyurethane foam rubber (eg. couch cushions) also releases cyanide-- it's a big concern for firefighters.
 White Rice: @Hokie333 doesn't burning plastic result in a similar release of "unpleasant" gas? I know there are tons of things out there where the individual components would be dangerous, but through the reactions & bonds to get to whatever the end product is most (if not all) of the dangerous substances become inert/harmless for the intended use (so long as nothing starts breaking chemical bonds, but then you've probably got more important problems than disposable gloves melting). I'll freely admit I didn't know that about nitrile materials, so hooray for learning something new.
 Hokie333: @White Rice Nitrile=Cyanide. Okay, there's a bunch of other stuff in there and it's generally safe (maybe if you burn it, it'd be bad) but there is a triple-bonded carbon-nitrogen in there, so cyanide.
 Yurishiro: @Felicity and how do you know... [narrows eyes]
 Felicity: There must be some prostitutes who wear blue rubber gloves
 White Rice: Those blue gloves are generally (if not always) nitrile, and not latex. As far as I know, nobody has a nitrile allergy (unlike latex) so they've become the professional norm.
 mwoody: That's not how Venn diagrams work
Image 243824   04-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
833
 
 Felicity: And you got to figure stormtroopers are not real accurate around the toilet
 reagan: @Felicity looool
 dobbiesdoogs: do *not* get that leash tangled
 Felicity: Do that on your own lawn
 lecj07: @Not A Bot Surprisingly close to being topical. Well done.
 Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.
 Psymon: I can't wait until he grows big enough that I can ride around in his head
Image 243823   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
258
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 243822   04-22-18   Uploaded by    phonk
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