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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Kaviri: And that was a short play by the cast members of the friendly spaceship. I hope you all have enjoyed tonight's entertainment and have a safe journey home. Goodnight!
 Yurishiro: @Felicity I don't even have a choice just this one apostrophe '
 Felicity: @WannaBee @jochenau @Yurishiro The spaceship lets us use non-directed (straight) apostrophes (') but not directed (curly) apostrophes (). I don*t like non-directed apostrophes but I like WannaBee*s idea of using asterisks
 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)
 Dresdenkeogh: @WannaBee @jochenau @Yurishiro we've been tricked by this mlem. Forever on the spaceship this day should be comlmemorated and remlembered. Mlem.
 Yurishiro: @jochenau no idea! I think I also missed the meeting.
 jochenau: @Yurishiro What meeting did I miss? * is special now?
 Yurishiro: @WannaBee if you zoom a lot you can see the nose between the eyes!
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro @Dresdenkeogh @Felicity isn*t it the nose?
 Yurishiro: @Felicity @Dresdenkeogh @WannaBee that IS the cat's tongue and why everyone uses * instead of '
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity @WannaBee ... Isn't it? What is it?
 Felicity: @WannaBee I can*t unsee that now
 WannaBee: Wow I thought that was the cat*s tongue.
Image 243805   04-22-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
518
 
 VoR: He likes what he likes and that is rad
 Skinr: Sonic Sez: Always wear your helmet!
 hajjpodge: must accelerate rapidly
Image 243804   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
254
 
 Mr Bleak: Google Translate: "Just walk, you lazy bastards"
 Skinr: I see the highway engineers play D&D 3.5.
 UltraBeverly: I see clayjar lives in LA too! Hi neighbor!
 Uncle Phil: Is Sunday Midnite right before 12:01 AM Sunday or Monday?
 WannaBee: Do you know what this means? Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means *Up yours, kid*
Image 243803   04-22-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
579
 
 wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?
 Amy Housewine: Your car has an ape drape.
 Teechur: And everyone thinks cats are assholes.
 sparename: Trooping The Colours. And the tighty-whiteys
 Eleftheros: I love it when people don't realize they're the higher ape & can just throw on shades and drive away before this even became an issue
 UltraBeverly: All monkeys bite
 hajjpodge: You done goofed.
 Robespierre: Hoomin smart, baboon smarter.
 Christina: The stuff of nightmares.
Image 243802   04-22-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
72
 
 Robespierre: Affinity for Xfinity?
Image 243801   04-22-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
196
 
 VoR: Elbow's are dumb
 WannaBee: Ooooh it*s their leg! I thought it was their arm with the sleeve pushed up.
 jochenau: And this accomplishes...what?
 Telkwa: Couldn't hurt to shave your legs before your trip to Disneyworld - just sayin'.
 Robespierre: Have a nice trip!
 Christina: Same.
Image 243800   04-22-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
434
 
 Telkwa: Centurion's been hitting leg days pretty hard.
 Hyphae: When the messiah comes along, you must whip him
Image 243799   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
209
 
 ignatz: HaHa some people are very poor
Image 243798   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
613
 
 glenalec: They lead to a big shed.
 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions
 Skinr: @WTF *Hairway to Steven
 Dr. Bathroom: You will get murdered in this house.
 Slerzy: Hair stair!
 karmakat: DID THEY USED CHEWBAKA ON THIS????
 WannaBee: Look*s like Rapunzel is home
 Yurishiro: These stairs cost 7 thousand doll-hairs!!
 WTF: ...and she's combing a Hairway to Heaven.
 Wooden Spoon: St-hair weave
 a robot: Cousin Itt, nooooooooooooo
Image 243797   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
738
 
 Kaviri: Hi! What's your name? Cool! You know what's weird? I have salmonella on my skin, but you don't. Yet!
 Shay: Put me down you prick.
 Dresdenkeogh: Tiny chomps in 3...2...
 WannaBee: This is turtley awesome
 Robespierre: Halp! Gots send im mine ayes, hoomin - HAAAALP!
 Nothing: Gamera!
 Wooden Spoon: Where are the bands for Shredders knuckle-blade things? Did he take them off for this picture?
Image 243796   04-22-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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