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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
291
 
 BavidDowie: I know where this is
 Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon
 glenalec: 'Cause we're... Goin' to the Mortuary. Gonna get buuuuuuried.
 lecj07: "I know she wanted to be buried in this dress, but that was 20 years and at least 80 pounds ago."
 Amy Housewine: Smoke weed erry die
 Skinr: Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die
 Dresdenkeogh: In memory of those who have puff puff passed
 sparename: Killed by a snub-nosed
 Wooden Spoon: When they do a cremation everyone gets stoned.
 Scoo: Your husband was ugly in life and no better in death
 barfolomew: Steve is dead. A shipping container fell on him. Your bill is past due.
 Zarathustra: Goodbye my lover by James blunt is the background music while we work. Bwahaha
 Colbo Mundus: better than Sneaky..
Image 243792   04-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
677
 
 Kaviri: I mean, Great, now what?
 Kaviri: Looks user friendly.
 Spazstatic: I thought this was an air filter at first.
 Telkwa: Open blinds if the band you're in starts playing different tunes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Totally worth the effort
Image 243791   04-22-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
908
 
 glenalec: They're doing a live-action Big Buck Bunny?
 Darmstadtium: Why is that butterfly eating that rabbit's eye?!?
 karmakat: butterfly having a conversation with a very fluffy bunny.
 minimum max: Is this from the dictionary under 'cute'?
 mrdiron: That's a weird fluffy dog
 Teechur: Bunnerfly
Image 243790   04-22-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
893
 
 Dresdenkeogh: THATS MY HOODY
 karmakat: I am happy, comfortable so LEAVE ME ALONE!
 illBilliam: Chestburster.jpg
Image 243789   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
923
 
 Kaviri: We named the dog Charlie Brown.
 lecj07: A good pup not stealing any of that.
 Robespierre: Pining
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 karmakat: at this point he will drool so much the BBQ won't stay on.
 mrdiron: same
 barfolomew: He's imagining that this would go well with thos beans.
 Butcherboy: Those pork steaks are cut so uneven. Triggered
Image 243788   04-22-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
191
 
 ironmaiden: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 filthylaw: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 RogueLeader: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 camellia: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
634
 
 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….
 sparename: I had a friend who'd lost part of her first finger in a power-tool incident, someone asked "did she lose her whole finger?" to which another friend replied "no, the one next to it"
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy A former brother-in-law lost part of his thumb and used to mess with thumb-sucking children's heads by telling them he used to suck that finger too.
 raditzu: High Hopes.
 RiderFan: Doesn't work if it is already healed.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Zarathustra is this the result of an unknown switcheroo?
 Zarathustra: Chandler bing making chandler bing jokes with his chandler bing middle finger.
 McMuff: [game over noise]
 Butcherboy: Butcher I used to work with used his middle finger that had gotten the first third cut off as his little fuck you. Id he was actually angry he used the other hand and complete finger
 Himesama: Well? Does it work?
 barfolomew: Glad they've got a sense of humor about it.
 Teechur: Some gave all. Some gave the finger.
 itskando: Aww. j :
Image 243786   04-22-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
454
 
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
931
 
 karmakat: okay, this is SO FREAKY CUTE!
Image 243784   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
772
 
 BavidDowie: Avogodno
 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"
 Skinr: This is why millenials are broke.
 a robot: Cosplay to your body type
 White Rice: @raditzu "your hair looks amazing! What's your secret?"
 Mad Collager: They're traveling incogvacado.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado!
 charmander: @ignatz they come in pears
 wolfpk: Avocado beer pits.
 Teechur: Must be a guac pride parade.
 itskando: I love these guys, how is this not more rad
 piratepom: @Yurishiro oh yeah, now I see: only one should have a stone..
 fanny: avocadnos
 professional: @ignatz yeah that's the problem. Nothing else.
 Chile Quornwrap: Gonna have some weird tan lines..
Image 243783   04-22-18   Uploaded by    skylark
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