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249757  TurkeyVulture: Is this jack chick?

249767  OldKentuckyShark: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!

249771  OldKentuckyShark: No ass play (i thought that WAS DeVito)

249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

249758  Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.

249743  Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.

249746  Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...

249707  White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!

249754  Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.

249743  Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.

249754  barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.

249743  Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."

249745  Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu

249753  Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.

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3. Air Biscuit
4. Yurishiro
5. WTF
6. jochenau
7. a robot
8. Not A Bot
9. Mad Collager
10. dangerkeith3000



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249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249666 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!



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Score:
191
 
 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 Yurishiro: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 Yurishiro: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 ignatz: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
634
 
 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….
 sparename: I had a friend who'd lost part of her first finger in a power-tool incident, someone asked "did she lose her whole finger?" to which another friend replied "no, the one next to it"
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy A former brother-in-law lost part of his thumb and used to mess with thumb-sucking children's heads by telling them he used to suck that finger too.
 raditzu: High Hopes.
 RiderFan: Doesn't work if it is already healed.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Zarathustra is this the result of an unknown switcheroo?
 Zarathustra: Chandler bing making chandler bing jokes with his chandler bing middle finger.
 Yurishiro: [game over noise]
 Butcherboy: Butcher I used to work with used his middle finger that had gotten the first third cut off as his little fuck you. Id he was actually angry he used the other hand and complete finger
 Himesama: Well? Does it work?
 barfolomew: Glad they've got a sense of humor about it.
 Teechur: Some gave all. Some gave the finger.
 itskando: Aww. j :
Image 243786   04-22-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
454
 
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
931
 
 karmakat: okay, this is SO FREAKY CUTE!
Image 243784   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
772
 
 BavidDowie: Avogodno
 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"
 Skinr: This is why millenials are broke.
 a robot: Cosplay to your body type
 White Rice: @raditzu "your hair looks amazing! What's your secret?"
 Mad Collager: They're traveling incogvacado.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado!
 Yurishiro: @ignatz they come in pears
 wolfpk: Avocado beer pits.
 Teechur: Must be a guac pride parade.
 itskando: I love these guys, how is this not more rad
 ignatz: @Yurishiro oh yeah, now I see: only one should have a stone..
 fanny: avocadnos
 Yurishiro: @ignatz yeah that's the problem. Nothing else.
 ignatz: Gonna have some weird tan lines..
Image 243783   04-22-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
679
 
 Skinr: Go on. Leave a pupper. Just a short one, even.
Image 243782   04-22-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
148
 
 Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!
 Telkwa: Ya - a real laff a minute.
 ignatz: Chaos from order from chaos
Image 243781   04-22-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
796
 
 john dough: Genetic defects due to inbreeding are not funny.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Yurishiro @illBilliam @Darmstadtium now that they can utilize can openers without us, we will be kept underground and used only for sits. They will breed out any non dander allergic blood lines. The end of days is here. It is upon us meow
 Not A Bot: Needs more fiber optics.
 Darmstadtium: I, for one, have long ago welcomed our Feline Overlords
 illBilliam: @Yurishiro There will be others. Then they will develop fine motor skills. After that, nukes.
 Yurishiro: What the fuck that's a thumb. THAT'S A FUCKING THUMB
Image 243780   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
348
 
 Yurishiro: @Skinr Bro. One is, like, yellow and the other is, duh, red. (prepares for savage beating)
 Skinr: Fun fact: the orange M&M always looks like someone's about to discover his porn collection. Now you can't unsee it.
 Yurishiro: @Wooden Spoon more like ate-mile amirite
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: is this a scene from 8-Mile?
 Yurishiro: Eminem
Image 243779   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
223
 
 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!
 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand
 Telkwa: Trampoline instructions unclear.
 Robespierre: Good to see that Ikea's working in aluminium these days
 a robot: I have an old camping tent that uses poles like that, it's a huge pain in the ass to set up (but I got it for free so it's worth it)
 wolfpk: Some assembly required.
 raditzu: industrial metal band name
 Yurishiro: @jochenau golly!
 jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!
 Yurishiro: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier
 jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"
Image 243778   04-22-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
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