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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
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 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 filthylaw: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 RogueLeader: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 camellia: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
634
 
 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….
 sparename: I had a friend who'd lost part of her first finger in a power-tool incident, someone asked "did she lose her whole finger?" to which another friend replied "no, the one next to it"
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy A former brother-in-law lost part of his thumb and used to mess with thumb-sucking children's heads by telling them he used to suck that finger too.
 raditzu: High Hopes.
 RiderFan: Doesn't work if it is already healed.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Zarathustra is this the result of an unknown switcheroo?
 Zarathustra: Chandler bing making chandler bing jokes with his chandler bing middle finger.
 McMuff: [game over noise]
 Butcherboy: Butcher I used to work with used his middle finger that had gotten the first third cut off as his little fuck you. Id he was actually angry he used the other hand and complete finger
 Himesama: Well? Does it work?
 barfolomew: Glad they've got a sense of humor about it.
 Teechur: Some gave all. Some gave the finger.
 itskando: Aww. j :
Image 243786   04-22-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
454
 
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
931
 
 karmakat: okay, this is SO FREAKY CUTE!
Image 243784   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
772
 
 BavidDowie: Avogodno
 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"
 Skinr: This is why millenials are broke.
 a robot: Cosplay to your body type
 White Rice: @raditzu "your hair looks amazing! What's your secret?"
 Mad Collager: They're traveling incogvacado.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado!
 charmander: @ignatz they come in pears
 wolfpk: Avocado beer pits.
 Teechur: Must be a guac pride parade.
 itskando: I love these guys, how is this not more rad
 piratepom: @Yurishiro oh yeah, now I see: only one should have a stone..
 fanny: avocadnos
 professional: @ignatz yeah that's the problem. Nothing else.
 Chile Quornwrap: Gonna have some weird tan lines..
Image 243783   04-22-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
679
 
 Skinr: Go on. Leave a pupper. Just a short one, even.
Image 243782   04-22-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
148
 
 Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!
 Telkwa: Ya - a real laff a minute.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Chaos from order from chaos
Image 243781   04-22-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
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 john dough: Genetic defects due to inbreeding are not funny.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Yurishiro @illBilliam @Darmstadtium now that they can utilize can openers without us, we will be kept underground and used only for sits. They will breed out any non dander allergic blood lines. The end of days is here. It is upon us meow
 Not A Bot: Needs more fiber optics.
 Darmstadtium: I, for one, have long ago welcomed our Feline Overlords
 illBilliam: @Yurishiro There will be others. Then they will develop fine motor skills. After that, nukes.
 seahawks: What the fuck that's a thumb. THAT'S A FUCKING THUMB
Image 243780   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
348
 
 Brain Thoughts: @Skinr Bro. One is, like, yellow and the other is, duh, red. (prepares for savage beating)
 Skinr: Fun fact: the orange M&M always looks like someone's about to discover his porn collection. Now you can't unsee it.
 deathawaits: @Wooden Spoon more like ate-mile amirite
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: is this a scene from 8-Mile?
 windows96: Eminem
Image 243779   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
223
 
 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!
 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand
 Telkwa: Trampoline instructions unclear.
 Robespierre: Good to see that Ikea's working in aluminium these days
 a robot: I have an old camping tent that uses poles like that, it's a huge pain in the ass to set up (but I got it for free so it's worth it)
 wolfpk: Some assembly required.
 raditzu: industrial metal band name
 thrilhouse: @jochenau golly!
 jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!
 Pront Remp: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier
 jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"
Image 243778   04-22-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
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