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273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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Score:
191
 
 ironmaiden: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 filthylaw: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 RogueLeader: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 camellia: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
634
 
 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….
 sparename: I had a friend who'd lost part of her first finger in a power-tool incident, someone asked "did she lose her whole finger?" to which another friend replied "no, the one next to it"
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy A former brother-in-law lost part of his thumb and used to mess with thumb-sucking children's heads by telling them he used to suck that finger too.
 raditzu: High Hopes.
 RiderFan: Doesn't work if it is already healed.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Zarathustra is this the result of an unknown switcheroo?
 Zarathustra: Chandler bing making chandler bing jokes with his chandler bing middle finger.
 McMuff: [game over noise]
 Butcherboy: Butcher I used to work with used his middle finger that had gotten the first third cut off as his little fuck you. Id he was actually angry he used the other hand and complete finger
 Himesama: Well? Does it work?
 barfolomew: Glad they've got a sense of humor about it.
 Teechur: Some gave all. Some gave the finger.
 itskando: Aww. j :
Image 243786   04-22-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
454
 
 Zarathustra: Lab teacher jokes vs. Dad jokes
 Not A Bot: Captain Kangaroo was a real creeper.
Image 243785   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
931
 
 karmakat: okay, this is SO FREAKY CUTE!
Image 243784   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
772
 
 BavidDowie: Avogodno
 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"
 Skinr: This is why millenials are broke.
 a robot: Cosplay to your body type
 White Rice: @raditzu "your hair looks amazing! What's your secret?"
 Mad Collager: They're traveling incogvacado.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado!
 charmander: @ignatz they come in pears
 wolfpk: Avocado beer pits.
 Teechur: Must be a guac pride parade.
 itskando: I love these guys, how is this not more rad
 piratepom: @Yurishiro oh yeah, now I see: only one should have a stone..
 fanny: avocadnos
 professional: @ignatz yeah that's the problem. Nothing else.
 Chile Quornwrap: Gonna have some weird tan lines..
Image 243783   04-22-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
679
 
 Skinr: Go on. Leave a pupper. Just a short one, even.
Image 243782   04-22-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
148
 
 Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!
 Telkwa: Ya - a real laff a minute.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Chaos from order from chaos
Image 243781   04-22-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
821
 
 john dough: Genetic defects due to inbreeding are not funny.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Yurishiro @illBilliam @Darmstadtium now that they can utilize can openers without us, we will be kept underground and used only for sits. They will breed out any non dander allergic blood lines. The end of days is here. It is upon us meow
 Not A Bot: Needs more fiber optics.
 Darmstadtium: I, for one, have long ago welcomed our Feline Overlords
 illBilliam: @Yurishiro There will be others. Then they will develop fine motor skills. After that, nukes.
 seahawks: What the fuck that's a thumb. THAT'S A FUCKING THUMB
Image 243780   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
348
 
 Brain Thoughts: @Skinr Bro. One is, like, yellow and the other is, duh, red. (prepares for savage beating)
 Skinr: Fun fact: the orange M&M always looks like someone's about to discover his porn collection. Now you can't unsee it.
 deathawaits: @Wooden Spoon more like ate-mile amirite
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: is this a scene from 8-Mile?
 windows96: Eminem
Image 243779   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
223
 
 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!
 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand
 Telkwa: Trampoline instructions unclear.
 Robespierre: Good to see that Ikea's working in aluminium these days
 a robot: I have an old camping tent that uses poles like that, it's a huge pain in the ass to set up (but I got it for free so it's worth it)
 wolfpk: Some assembly required.
 raditzu: industrial metal band name
 thrilhouse: @jochenau golly!
 jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!
 Pront Remp: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier
 jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"
Image 243778   04-22-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
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