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268339  Incubi: Ok, I TOTALLY know where this is

268396  Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex

268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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 trelyate: this is the worst thing that has ever happened on that particular date!
 copunter: bottle of what? need closure. did he ever win?
 a robot: txt.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Tldr
 Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.
 jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?
 Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.
 tib gubb: sorry dude
Image 243741   04-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: There can only be 1
 Knice: I prefer to celebrate Handuary.
Image 243740   04-21-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
125
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 243739   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
552
 
 Sandor: He seems maladjusted
Image 243738   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
397
 
 lecj07: So half a mile is the minimum safe distance between monkeys and tanks. Good to know.
 copunter: no one ever makes it to tank museum
 charlemagne: how the west country was won
 Air Biscuit: Behold the field in which i grow my f*cks and see that it is time to harvest for the festival
 Annoying Vegan : You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Image 243737   04-21-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
393
 
 Knice: The Chamber of Creepshots.
 barfolomew: Of these, I only sit next to Hagrid.
Image 243736   04-21-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
983
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
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Image 243734   04-21-18   Uploaded by    younglink
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 lecj07: Cattywampus eyes
 BavidDowie: Walleye the Catte
Image 243733   04-21-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
189
 
 Air Biscuit: When you refresh a page and you post your comment twice...
 Air Biscuit: When you refresh a page and you post your comment twice...
 Hyphae: This didn't need the single text
 barfolomew: What?
Image 243732   04-21-18   Uploaded by    lavender
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