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253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
712
 
 Mr. Shine: Fair is fair!
Image 243644   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
310
 
 Butcherboy: If youre shaving an area where you cant see very well or not at all a brand new blade might be a little more dangerous @Annoying Vegan
 savvoy: @Annoying Vegan: same
 Annoying Vegan : Wouldnt it be preferable to reserve the best/newest razors for that area?!
Image 243643   04-21-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
563
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Many (if not most) boozy thingies are vegan :) As for robots though I suppose it depends on the make and model?
 lizzz: @Annoying Vegan @a robot [narrows eyes] pretty sure robots can't get drunk... [narrows eyes more] and vegans don't drink alcohol... [eyes disappear]
 Johnnydunebuggy: That dog was totally shit-faced twenty minutes later.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!! Bring your dog too :D
 ignatz: Oops, got a little pull in your sweater there..
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot May I join you?
 a robot: Definitely wanna get drunk on a patio with this pup
Image 243642   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
185
 
 Mr Bleak: @looch Looks oozy
 looch: looks cozy
 savvoy: Teenagers room. So?
Image 243641   04-21-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
202
 
 kittylitter: You didn't 'wolverine' the other guy and charles isn't really an x-man so technically this is incorrect.
 Mad Collager: Well, whatever you identify as, go there.
Image 243640   04-21-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
205
 
 Slerzy: Sooooo you pee in it?
 Air Biscuit: Tonight were gonna disaster prep like its 1999.
 Robespierre: Clearly compliant
 Annoying Vegan : Time to start hoarding toilet paper again
Image 243639   04-21-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
833
 
 XLY: holy shit
 doindabs: I like how he shaved part of it to emphasize the widows peak
 Entertainmentalist: Aspiring to be one of the Leningrad Cowboys.
 lecj07: Live action Superjail?
 Mad Collager: Oooohhh Pompadour, please use the taller door, doooon't fall on the floooor, when you hit the dooooooor.
 Yam: @Yam I tried.
 Yam:
 savvoy: post-modern chonmage
 VoR: Needs more gel
 Amy Housewine: Looks like Kevin Eldon.
 White Rice: @Mominous @trees guys, aside from the slightly longer hair in the back, that's no mullet; that's a pompadour (sure, it's still got "business in front" but it's a very different type of business than mullet business)
 Shay: The second coming of Sleazy P. Martini
 Mominous: @trees The Mulltimate
 guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!
 PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?
 trees: The ultimate mullet.
Image 243638   04-21-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
692
 
 Uncle Phil: "Make sure you use all your fingers when you wave at your friends" - M. Fingal, Chief of Flippin Police, probably
 Air Biscuit: Keeping the law right side up.
 Robespierre: Get outta Flippin Dodge by sundown, or...
Image 243637   04-21-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
715
 
 wolfpk: There must be some really good trash there.
 White Rice: This just reminds me of the dinosaur comics where raccoons move in next door to T-Rex, and how he just couldn't handle it (those grasping little hands of theirs just freaked him out). Later, they joined forces with the cephalopods, and became housemates (still next door to T-Rex). Good times.
 savvoy: JOIN US
 grizzly: We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
 Robespierre: Tol'ja to not just throw them carp guts out the back door after cleanin'em
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro this many.
 Donut: "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!"
 digabigpig: How many raccoons are too many raccoons?
Image 243636   04-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
188
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre we typically call them politicians, though
 Mad Collager: I tried CPR, I tried mouth to mouth, but I'm afraid he's a goner.
 savvoy: Yup, beach gorilla alright
 Robespierre: @lecj07 Gorillas can wear hats on their arses ... some can, anyway
 lecj07: Until I saw the hat I thought this was a gorilla facing away.
 Scoo: The missing link
Image 243635   04-21-18   Uploaded by    realjon
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