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258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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 Butcherboy: If youre shaving an area where you cant see very well or not at all a brand new blade might be a little more dangerous @Annoying Vegan
 savvoy: @Annoying Vegan: same
 Annoying Vegan : Wouldnt it be preferable to reserve the best/newest razors for that area?!
Image 243643   04-21-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
563
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Many (if not most) boozy thingies are vegan :) As for robots though I suppose it depends on the make and model?
 lizzz: @Annoying Vegan @a robot [narrows eyes] pretty sure robots can't get drunk... [narrows eyes more] and vegans don't drink alcohol... [eyes disappear]
 Johnnydunebuggy: That dog was totally shit-faced twenty minutes later.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!! Bring your dog too :D
 ignatz: Oops, got a little pull in your sweater there..
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot May I join you?
 a robot: Definitely wanna get drunk on a patio with this pup
Image 243642   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
185
 
 Mr Bleak: @looch Looks oozy
 looch: looks cozy
 savvoy: Teenagers room. So?
Image 243641   04-21-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
202
 
 kittylitter: You didn't 'wolverine' the other guy and charles isn't really an x-man so technically this is incorrect.
 Mad Collager: Well, whatever you identify as, go there.
Image 243640   04-21-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
205
 
 Slerzy: Sooooo you pee in it?
 Air Biscuit: Tonight were gonna disaster prep like its 1999.
 Robespierre: Clearly compliant
 Annoying Vegan : Time to start hoarding toilet paper again
Image 243639   04-21-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
833
 
 XLY: holy shit
 doindabs: I like how he shaved part of it to emphasize the widows peak
 Entertainmentalist: Aspiring to be one of the Leningrad Cowboys.
 lecj07: Live action Superjail?
 Mad Collager: Oooohhh Pompadour, please use the taller door, doooon't fall on the floooor, when you hit the dooooooor.
 Yam: @Yam I tried.
 Yam:
 savvoy: post-modern chonmage
 VoR: Needs more gel
 Amy Housewine: Looks like Kevin Eldon.
 White Rice: @Mominous @trees guys, aside from the slightly longer hair in the back, that's no mullet; that's a pompadour (sure, it's still got "business in front" but it's a very different type of business than mullet business)
 Shay: The second coming of Sleazy P. Martini
 Mominous: @trees The Mulltimate
 guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!
 PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?
 trees: The ultimate mullet.
Image 243638   04-21-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
692
 
 Uncle Phil: "Make sure you use all your fingers when you wave at your friends" - M. Fingal, Chief of Flippin Police, probably
 Air Biscuit: Keeping the law right side up.
 Robespierre: Get outta Flippin Dodge by sundown, or...
Image 243637   04-21-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
739
 
 wolfpk: There must be some really good trash there.
 White Rice: This just reminds me of the dinosaur comics where raccoons move in next door to T-Rex, and how he just couldn't handle it (those grasping little hands of theirs just freaked him out). Later, they joined forces with the cephalopods, and became housemates (still next door to T-Rex). Good times.
 savvoy: JOIN US
 grizzly: We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
 Robespierre: Tol'ja to not just throw them carp guts out the back door after cleanin'em
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro this many.
 Donut: "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!"
 digabigpig: How many raccoons are too many raccoons?
Image 243636   04-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
188
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre we typically call them politicians, though
 Mad Collager: I tried CPR, I tried mouth to mouth, but I'm afraid he's a goner.
 savvoy: Yup, beach gorilla alright
 Robespierre: @lecj07 Gorillas can wear hats on their arses ... some can, anyway
 lecj07: Until I saw the hat I thought this was a gorilla facing away.
 Scoo: The missing link
Image 243635   04-21-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
197
 
 Donut: Who left the gas on in Peru again?
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Funky Fumaroles and Friends", Sheriff Jon Bunnell investigates our mischief-making Earth and how it promotes its own global warming...
 bug: I figured the earth would be smoking around 420 and Earth Day.
Image 243634   04-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
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