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268467  MrBoffo: A brace of borkfs

268451  mammal883: @Air Biscuit I always liked to find timers that made little to no ticking, that way people wouldn't notice that I turned one on. I found some electronic ones that looked like tomatoes at a kitchen store in an outlet mall. Must have set twenty of them to go off after five minutes. just long enough to get out of the store!

268358  redmonkey3: Switcherino annoys monkey (Polydachtyl Poosay Power!)

268358  redmonkey3: Polydachtyl Amazing grandmother Power!

268367  redmonkey3: @Nope - can also be cured by some quality time alone in the woods

268374  redmonkey3: SPORTSBALL!

268475  cassette1: This may be the most adorable cat name ever, and I've heard mittens!

268458  Annoying Vegan : Same #203448

268472  dobbiesdoogs: might as well put something like Friendly Baking Industries on the side

268392  redmonkey3: I was told their would be cake...

268444  VeeKay: Extendo pup

268462  Micro Jackson: Also a little stale-ish

268463  Micro Jackson: @VeeKay Doesn't look very fresh to me

268464  Micro Jackson: Welcome to Canada

268452  VeeKay: True loves kiss

268456  VeeKay: Plan A

268460  VeeKay: Africa's deadliest animal (after the mosquito obviously).

268463  VeeKay: What fresh hell is this?

268438  Not A Bot: That was a strange episode of archer

268402  redmonkey3: @lolnotrly - Go Mom!

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

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 Butcherboy: If youre shaving an area where you cant see very well or not at all a brand new blade might be a little more dangerous @Annoying Vegan
 savvoy: @Annoying Vegan: same
 Annoying Vegan : Wouldnt it be preferable to reserve the best/newest razors for that area?!
Image 243643   04-21-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
563
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Many (if not most) boozy thingies are vegan :) As for robots though I suppose it depends on the make and model?
 lizzz: @Annoying Vegan @a robot [narrows eyes] pretty sure robots can't get drunk... [narrows eyes more] and vegans don't drink alcohol... [eyes disappear]
 Johnnydunebuggy: That dog was totally shit-faced twenty minutes later.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!! Bring your dog too :D
 Youll Cowards: Oops, got a little pull in your sweater there..
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot May I join you?
 a robot: Definitely wanna get drunk on a patio with this pup
Image 243642   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
185
 
 Mr Bleak: @looch Looks oozy
 looch: looks cozy
 savvoy: Teenagers room. So?
Image 243641   04-21-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
202
 
 kittylitter: You didn't 'wolverine' the other guy and charles isn't really an x-man so technically this is incorrect.
 Mad Collager: Well, whatever you identify as, go there.
Image 243640   04-21-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
205
 
 Slerzy: Sooooo you pee in it?
 Air Biscuit: Tonight were gonna disaster prep like its 1999.
 Robespierre: Clearly compliant
 Annoying Vegan : Time to start hoarding toilet paper again
Image 243639   04-21-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
833
 
 XLY: holy shit
 doindabs: I like how he shaved part of it to emphasize the widows peak
 Entertainmentalist: Aspiring to be one of the Leningrad Cowboys.
 lecj07: Live action Superjail?
 Mad Collager: Oooohhh Pompadour, please use the taller door, doooon't fall on the floooor, when you hit the dooooooor.
 Yam: @Yam I tried.
 Yam:
 savvoy: post-modern chonmage
 VoR: Needs more gel
 Amy Housewine: Looks like Kevin Eldon.
 White Rice: @Mominous @trees guys, aside from the slightly longer hair in the back, that's no mullet; that's a pompadour (sure, it's still got "business in front" but it's a very different type of business than mullet business)
 Shay: The second coming of Sleazy P. Martini
 Mominous: @trees The Mulltimate
 guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!
 PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?
 trees: The ultimate mullet.
Image 243638   04-21-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
692
 
 Uncle Phil: "Make sure you use all your fingers when you wave at your friends" - M. Fingal, Chief of Flippin Police, probably
 Air Biscuit: Keeping the law right side up.
 Robespierre: Get outta Flippin Dodge by sundown, or...
Image 243637   04-21-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
739
 
 wolfpk: There must be some really good trash there.
 White Rice: This just reminds me of the dinosaur comics where raccoons move in next door to T-Rex, and how he just couldn't handle it (those grasping little hands of theirs just freaked him out). Later, they joined forces with the cephalopods, and became housemates (still next door to T-Rex). Good times.
 savvoy: JOIN US
 grizzly: We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
 Robespierre: Tol'ja to not just throw them carp guts out the back door after cleanin'em
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro this many.
 Donut: "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!"
 digabigpig: How many raccoons are too many raccoons?
Image 243636   04-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
188
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre we typically call them politicians, though
 Mad Collager: I tried CPR, I tried mouth to mouth, but I'm afraid he's a goner.
 savvoy: Yup, beach gorilla alright
 Robespierre: @lecj07 Gorillas can wear hats on their arses ... some can, anyway
 lecj07: Until I saw the hat I thought this was a gorilla facing away.
 Scoo: The missing link
Image 243635   04-21-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
197
 
 Donut: Who left the gas on in Peru again?
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Funky Fumaroles and Friends", Sheriff Jon Bunnell investigates our mischief-making Earth and how it promotes its own global warming...
 bug: I figured the earth would be smoking around 420 and Earth Day.
Image 243634   04-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
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