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257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

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257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea



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Score:
833
 
 XLY: holy shit
 doindabs: I like how he shaved part of it to emphasize the widows peak
 Entertainmentalist: Aspiring to be one of the Leningrad Cowboys.
 lecj07: Live action Superjail?
 Mad Collager: Oooohhh Pompadour, please use the taller door, doooon't fall on the floooor, when you hit the dooooooor.
 Yam: @Yam I tried.
 Yam:
 savvoy: post-modern chonmage
 VoR: Needs more gel
 Amy Housewine: Looks like Kevin Eldon.
 White Rice: @Mominous @trees guys, aside from the slightly longer hair in the back, that's no mullet; that's a pompadour (sure, it's still got "business in front" but it's a very different type of business than mullet business)
 Shay: The second coming of Sleazy P. Martini
 Mominous: @trees The Mulltimate
 guccigucci: FLUFFIER, DAMMIT!!!
 PornoPedler: Wasn't this guy in Katamari Damacy?
 trees: The ultimate mullet.
Image 243638   04-21-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
692
 
 Uncle Phil: "Make sure you use all your fingers when you wave at your friends" - M. Fingal, Chief of Flippin Police, probably
 Air Biscuit: Keeping the law right side up.
 Robespierre: Get outta Flippin Dodge by sundown, or...
Image 243637   04-21-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
739
 
 wolfpk: There must be some really good trash there.
 White Rice: This just reminds me of the dinosaur comics where raccoons move in next door to T-Rex, and how he just couldn't handle it (those grasping little hands of theirs just freaked him out). Later, they joined forces with the cephalopods, and became housemates (still next door to T-Rex). Good times.
 savvoy: JOIN US
 grizzly: We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
 Robespierre: Tol'ja to not just throw them carp guts out the back door after cleanin'em
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro this many.
 Donut: "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!"
 digabigpig: How many raccoons are too many raccoons?
Image 243636   04-21-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
188
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre we typically call them politicians, though
 Mad Collager: I tried CPR, I tried mouth to mouth, but I'm afraid he's a goner.
 savvoy: Yup, beach gorilla alright
 Robespierre: @lecj07 Gorillas can wear hats on their arses ... some can, anyway
 lecj07: Until I saw the hat I thought this was a gorilla facing away.
 Scoo: The missing link
Image 243635   04-21-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
197
 
 Donut: Who left the gas on in Peru again?
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Funky Fumaroles and Friends", Sheriff Jon Bunnell investigates our mischief-making Earth and how it promotes its own global warming...
 bug: I figured the earth would be smoking around 420 and Earth Day.
Image 243634   04-21-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
596
 
 Nekurajin: HA! That's the wallpaper on my iPad.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Donut: "My butt is cold."
Image 243633   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
262
 
 savvoy: sornehiigig
 FunkyDrunk: You foot
Image 243632   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
824
 
 savvoy: Claws wrapped gently around the testicles, kitten is assured of an undisturbed nap
Image 243631   04-21-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
214
 
 White Rice: @Air Biscuit sweet! I pick Samus.
 grizzly: Noel
 Air Biscuit: 63 more of these amd we can play smash bros.
 whaleshark: Nerry Nescafristmas!
 Robespierre: What holiday IS this, anyway?
Image 243630   04-21-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
312
 
 grizzly: @rip odb @Eleftheros made me do it.
 rip odb: This made me vote rad @grizzly
 grizzly: @Eleftheros they have come for your uncool niece!
 Ulillillia: My favorite part of the ground is it not shaking underneath me
 Eleftheros: @FabricMan and not worrying about visits from the suede denim secret police
 FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water
Image 243629   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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