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272155  Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272310  Not A Bot: Player 2 from the popular arcade beat-em-up "Baby Dudes"

272194  Science: @FormerLurker: Odinism?

272318  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 to be fair, most people on the simpsons look related... they all have the same chin...

272195  Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205  Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272192  waaaaaat: @lecj07 Holy loly

272309  WTF: Welcome to welcome to welcome to Beaver

272320  Off Topic: ...on a terrible belly tattoo.

272324  Yam: This is one of those ones I know is REALLY dumb, but I laugh at it every time

272320  dangerkeith3000: Smile in your after picture, Robert!

272324  Side Boob: Spelling has a strong correlation with aiming ability.

272325  dangerkeith3000: I'm one of those people who loves The Smiths but hates Morrissey.

272324  dangerkeith3000: It got better.

272322  thecraftywolf: disregard the constabulary! arriving directly from the subterranean.

272295  Munkybut: Poor puffy puppies

272242  LurkedMoar: OSHAIIIIIT

272307  celtic: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

272304  Christina: @sir toke a lot They mean it must be deaf on the left ear.

272318  Christina: Looks like incest.

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272295 Munkybut: Poor puffy puppies

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.



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 fishing: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Kikari: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Messed Up Dog: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Teechur: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Teechur: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Teechur: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 fanny: whats going on I cant stand it
 fanny: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 fanny: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Ulillillia: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
642
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Himesama: Battle Toads
 funny in the wall: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 tib gubb: roll for initiative
 Robespierre: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 ChubbyBuddy: Fight Frogs
 Kirtov: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: Now let's kill da bitch!
 tib gubb: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
436
 
 nerdhulk: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Mr. Shine: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
892
 
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
 Teechur: My girlfriend is 23 and I am 24....
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, sir.
 a robot: I LOVE CATS (welcome back @BILL DOOR!)
 BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.
Image 243530   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau I'm doing this on a Chinese Win10 tablet with a nice 12" hi-res display, and it works really well. The on screen keyboard takes up too much screen in landscape, but apart from heavy duty games it really is excellent.
 dangerkeith3000: Star Trek is always ahead of the curve.
 Christina: Apple is Xerox technology at its best.
 funny in the wall: People who willingly use Microsoft products are hilariously buthurt sometimes
 jochenau: Windows is bad enough without being on a tiny computer with an awkward control scheme.
Image 243529   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Image 243528 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. We'll pray for you, obboma.
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*
 Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.
 funny in the wall: Yeah thats me before I start drinking and it only gets worse from there
 Not A Bot: Accommodate ... yeah, I could settle down and not raise a family in that
Image 243527   04-20-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
680
 
 raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.
 KingTrebek: Might be mold
 John Blender: Doggo*s portrait #243554
 Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.
 Otterman: [declares fascism]
 Zarathustra: I might have sniffed some coke. Might have.
 glenalec: Snow dog
Image 243526   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
779
 
 Big Baby: Boop boop boop boop boop, boo boop-boop-boop
 Nothing:
 Gomi Day: *rads*
 Gomi Day: goddamnit.
 Ulillillia: RIP Miiverse
 tib gubb: fed up with ernie's tomfoolery, bert slips him a hallucinagenic cocktail
 dobbiesdoogs: get schwiifty
Image 243525   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
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