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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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3. Felicity
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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
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 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
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14. Springbok: 1770 points
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 Felicity: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Kikari: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Felicity: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don*t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Teechur: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Teechur: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Teechur: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 fanny: whats going on I cant stand it
 fanny: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 fanny: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Ulillillia: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
642
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Himesama: Battle Toads
 funny in the wall: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 tib gubb: roll for initiative
 Robespierre: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 ChubbyBuddy: Fight Frogs
 Kirtov: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: Now let's kill da bitch!
 tib gubb: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
436
 
 Felicity: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Mr. Shine: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
867
 
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
 Teechur: My girlfriend is 23 and I am 24....
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, sir.
 a robot: I LOVE CATS (welcome back @BILL DOOR!)
 BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.
Image 243530   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau I'm doing this on a Chinese Win10 tablet with a nice 12" hi-res display, and it works really well. The on screen keyboard takes up too much screen in landscape, but apart from heavy duty games it really is excellent.
 dangerkeith3000: Star Trek is always ahead of the curve.
 Christina: Apple is Xerox technology at its best.
 funny in the wall: People who willingly use Microsoft products are hilariously buthurt sometimes
 jochenau: Windows is bad enough without being on a tiny computer with an awkward control scheme.
Image 243529   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Image 243528 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. We'll pray for you, obboma.
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*
 Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.
 funny in the wall: Yeah thats me before I start drinking and it only gets worse from there
 Not A Bot: Accommodate ... yeah, I could settle down and not raise a family in that
Image 243527   04-20-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
680
 
 raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.
 KingTrebek: Might be mold
 WannaBee: Doggo*s portrait #243554
 Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.
 Otterman: [declares fascism]
 Zarathustra: I might have sniffed some coke. Might have.
 glenalec: Snow dog
Image 243526   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
779
 
 Felicity: Boop boop boop *boop* boop, boo boop-boop-boop
 Nothing:
 Gomi Day: *rads*
 Gomi Day: goddamnit.
 Ulillillia: RIP Miiverse
 tib gubb: fed up with ernie's tomfoolery, bert slips him a hallucinagenic cocktail
 dobbiesdoogs: get schwiifty
Image 243525   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
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