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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Score:
174
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sad.
 XLY: the cake is a lie
 jochenau: @Zarathustra I noticed, but I found the combination of little girl apps and adult hookup app difficult to make a good comment about without venturing into unpleasant territory.
 barfolomew: Single parent dot jpeg
 KingTrebek: One of these things is not like the other...
 Zarathustra: Nobody noticed tinder?
 jochenau: I have no idea how little girls could possibly become obsessed with beauty standards.
 Warrax: Psh. Back in my day, ambulance kid racing was real shit. Not a fucking game.
 nimbus: The apps chuck norris installed will shock you
Image 243501   04-20-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
475
 
 glenalec: @VoR - Not to mention all the poor dead beneficial bacteria taken out by the indiscriminate friendly fire!
 UltraBeverly: You want MSRA? Because this is how you get MSRA!
 Uncle Phil: Yeah, that message is a mutation that resists disinfectants.
 phonk: Poor strains of potentially fatal bacteria
 filthylaw: Poor germs :(
Image 243500   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
240
 
 Sadbot: I also carry the potential to become Metal Gear REX, guess which one I'm working towards
 time is wastin: I am being!
 Astanapan: BUT THE potential IS SMALL
 CompletelyJoking: You carrey, jim.
 dangerkeith3000: Thanks, Inspirobot!
 Side Boob: You also carry the potential to be a real asshat. Choose wisely.
Image 243499   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
351
 
 Back Door Dan: @wolfpk American Acres
 tiffany: Shelldon
 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?
 Amy Housewine: Frrrriiiiends are there, to help you get started, to give you a push on your way
 Warrax: I'm eggstatic to be here.
 dangerkeith3000: When he has sex with a chicken, who comes first?
 bug: Or maybe some weird reptile.
 bug: You carry the potential to become a bird.
 Sandor: The original annoying Sheldon
 fanny: @wolfpk I used to hate it when U.S. Acers came on.
 RiderFan: Spoiler warning: When he hatched there was another shell underneath.
 wolfpk: @VoR And Friends
 angry: Garfield ?
Image 243498   04-20-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
925
 
 omgpro: I love the Robocop cat one. Good work, ProBoyNick
 Mr. Shine: We used to do this at my loading dock, but like, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and other goofy stuff.
 glenalec: If he did that to a truck I owned, my first stop would be the art-supply store for a crate of spray charcoal-fixer!
 kazzy94: Fuck yeAH
 Peach Toddler: People*
 Side Boob: Guy has a lot of talent. Especially considering his medium is dirt.
 PenguinBartender: Soooooo rad
Image 243497   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
478
 
 barfolomew: Pingu is the most Swedish thing there is.
 bug: [PENGUIN COMMENTING NOISES]
 elmstreet: NOOT NOOT
 Ulillillia: [LAUGHS IN PENGUIN]
Image 243496   04-20-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
481
 
 Micro Jackson: To the pool! We'll be safe there!
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg...
Image 243495   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Do you have a raincoat for your wiener? You never know when it might rain.
 virtualman: Protect your wieners accordingly
 dangerkeith3000: A picture so nice, they took it twice.
 Side Boob: All good dogs.
Image 243494   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
219
 
 Mr. Shine: UNLESS YOU BUY A FASTPASS
 bug: @Christina Evel Knievel is no longer allowed in the park.
 kornisjon: Please don't eject me from the park :(
 fanny: @Christina seriously. if you can do that you deserve to move ahead in line.
 Christina: I wish I could jump five people in a line like in the sign.
Image 243493   04-20-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
400
 
 Mr. Shine: Made for each other
 sparename: Where's the Pennzoil van?
 dangerkeith3000: It's nice when couples go into business together.
 Micro Jackson: Back it up!
 kornisjon: They're best friends.
Image 243492   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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