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248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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11. Shay: 1970 points
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Score:
351
 
 some guy : @wolfpk American Acres
 some guy : Shelldon
 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?
 Amy Housewine: Frrrriiiiends are there, to help you get started, to give you a push on your way
 Warrax: I'm eggstatic to be here.
 dangerkeith3000: When he has sex with a chicken, who comes first?
 bug: Or maybe some weird reptile.
 bug: You carry the potential to become a bird.
 Sandor: The original annoying Sheldon
 fanny: @wolfpk I used to hate it when U.S. Acers came on.
 RiderFan: Spoiler warning: When he hatched there was another shell underneath.
 wolfpk: @VoR And Friends
 VoR: Garfield ?
Image 243498   04-20-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
925
 
 Felicity: I love the Robocop/cat one. Good work, ProBoyNick
 Mr. Shine: We used to do this at my loading dock, but like, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and other goofy stuff.
 glenalec: If he did that to a truck I owned, my first stop would be the art-supply store for a crate of spray charcoal-fixer!
 kazzy94: Fuck yeAH
 Yurishiro: People*
 Side Boob: Guy has a lot of talent. Especially considering his medium is dirt.
 PenguinBartender: Soooooo rad
Image 243497   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
478
 
 barfolomew: Pingu is the most Swedish thing there is.
 bug: [PENGUIN COMMENTING NOISES]
 Yurishiro: NOOT NOOT
 Ulillillia: [LAUGHS IN PENGUIN]
Image 243496   04-20-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
453
 
 Micro Jackson: To the pool! We'll be safe there!
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg...
Image 243495   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Do you have a raincoat for your wiener? You never know when it might rain.
 Yurishiro: Protect your wieners accordingly
 dangerkeith3000: A picture so nice, they took it twice.
 Side Boob: All good dogs.
Image 243494   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
219
 
 Mr. Shine: UNLESS YOU BUY A FASTPASS
 bug: @Christina Evel Knievel is no longer allowed in the park.
 kornisjon: Please don't eject me from the park :(
 fanny: @Christina seriously. if you can do that you deserve to move ahead in line.
 Christina: I wish I could jump five people in a line like in the sign.
Image 243493   04-20-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
400
 
 Mr. Shine: Made for each other
 sparename: Where's the Pennzoil van?
 dangerkeith3000: It's nice when couples go into business together.
 Micro Jackson: Back it up!
 kornisjon: They're best friends.
Image 243492   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
413
 
 Mr Bleak: @Sandor Holly: "Cow's milk, ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated." Lister: "What kind of milk are we using now?" Holly: "Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk." Lister: "Dog's milk!" Holly: "Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk." Lister: "Why?" Holly: "No bugger'll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh."
 copunter: point goes to Mexico
 Sandor: It's actually dog milk
 Ulillillia: Of course not; if you try to touch a cat's belly you'll get bitten
 Mexico: Tell that to Atreides Mentat Thufir Hawat. He needs that antidote.
 Christina: So it is of no use for Dr. Wellington Yueh.
 bug: I demand a refund.
Image 243491   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
666
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: HD-Aaaaarrrrrrrr
 VoR: Why are there clouds in the water but no boats in the sky?
 Micro Jackson: Whatever floats yer boat
Image 243490   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
713
 
 wolfpk: Cat milk does not come from cats
 Robespierre: (Watching that golden eagle swooping in behind your head with talons bared)
Image 243489   04-20-18   Uploaded by    catheter
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