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273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

273627  addend: "Like, why not 80?" - Common core.

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
292
 
 Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?
 glenalec: Well that escalated quickly!
 tib gubb: yeah, but they could all be written as "team nerd"
 when so: You missed the Local Group and Supercluster Laniakea
 dangerkeith3000: Limit going to 0+ or to 0-. BIG difference there.
 Ulillillia: Ranked by weight
 bug: Station number has a strongly positive correlation to nerdometry.
Image 243487   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Image 243486 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. We'll pray for you, Rent A Dog.
Score:
550
 
 copunter: i bite long waterdog
 Dick Inspector: Get a room!
 tib gubb: i got him fren, save yourself!
 sparename: Aesop's cosplay
 dangerkeith3000: "I wanna choke you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside"
 Micro Jackson: Dr. Goose is not the best vet, but his rates are low
 PenguinBartender: @WTF "You don't need eyes to see whe--mff mff-ff mfff-fff"
 kornisjon: @Mad Collager Don't kink shame
 Mad Collager: Even though it's doing it wrong.
 Mad Collager: That swan gives great head.
 Christina: @Robespierre This porn is weird.
 WTF: It's like that one scene in Event Horizon.
 whipwing: Have you ever barfed so much a swan came out??
 Slickbrew: Dog looks like it's in trouble. .but is it the attacker?
 Robespierre: This looks obscene
Image 243485   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
374
 
 Ulillillia: If you insist!
 bug: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 Side Boob: Nature keeps making it easy to spot the assholes
 Robespierre: @WTF Yeah, it's one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" MFs.
 Christina: This is obscene.
 WTF: Is this one of those "rollin' coal" MFs?
 Mr. Shine: @VoR Not for some.
 Chocolate Pain: @Mad Collager damn big nozzles
 Gluten Fee: Instructions very clear, abeit uncalled for.
 Mad Collager: First, there was Chitty, chitty BANG! BANG! Now, there's Squirty, squirty, ...
Image 243484   04-20-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Image 243483 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DOW. We'll pray for you, DOW.
Score:
314
 
 tib gubb: sounds like your average tuesday morning
 dangerkeith3000: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
 wolfpk: Is this a remake of American Pie?
 bug: Shhh. You had me and sin and sex. ...but yeah, I guess the Danish pastry really seals the deal.
 Prostata: heh i've actually seen part of that movie
 teletub: All. All of that.
 Mad Collager: Now, if the last line read, "Danish tart", they'd have something.
Image 243482   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
274
 
 obboma: ennui.jpg
 Christina: He's thinking about danish pastry.
 Mr. Shine: @VoR @Mad Collager @Zarathustra *Batman voice* WHERRRE IS SHEEE?!!
 Mister Beef: @Mad Collager what is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? !
 Mad Collager: @Zarathustra What is your NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAMMMEE!
 Zarathustra: What was her NAME. WHAT WAS HER NAMMMEE
Image 243481   04-20-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
373
 
 Chinese Buffet: Cut it skrrt! Cut it!
 glenalec: That's somewhat angry!
 Teechur: Do you wish that you hadn't made the sign?
Image 243480   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
1055
 
 Mr Bleak: "Forged in Fire, Scotland". I'd watch that. Heck, I'd pay money to watch that.
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes. No underwear. Also cheerleader.
 The Man: @kornisjon yes underwear or yes cheerleader?
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes
 wolfskin: you know he has no underwear
 amputator: @kornisjon I kind of agree, but those cheerleader socks though...*shivers*
 trepanation: coulda been worse
 Kess: This has to be the greatest picture on the internet.
 kornisjon: Fuckin kilts, man. They look so good!
 Hokie333: You know, your shoelace is untied...
 Mr. Shine: HELL, yeah! Groovy!
 zoso: None shall pass
 taiko: This is my boom stick!
 WTF: A Jack of All Trades
Image 243479   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
808
 
 burritos: Dance forks! DANCE FOR YOUR MASTER
 Warren G Hardon: Toy Story 5 looking nice
 dangerkeith3000: hahaha
 Robespierre: @barfolomew 'Specially not quality entertainment, like these
 barfolomew: @Robespierre entertainment don't come cheap
 WTF: He's easily amused.
 Robespierre: Compare prices, tho
Image 243478   04-20-18   Uploaded by    meh
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