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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Buft Gruble: If you insist!
 Pown Pluble: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 Leld Morpombies: Nature keeps making it easy to spot the assholes
 Jong Grunumbies: @WTF Yeah, it's one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" MFs.
 Rirm Flongo: This is obscene.
 Theple Flumopert: Is this one of those "rollin' coal" MFs?
 Flengo Rempombies: @VoR Not for some.
 Cringo Grombies: @Mad Collager damn big nozzles
 Barb Flumple: Instructions very clear, abeit uncalled for.
 Fliple Horpombies: First, there was Chitty, chitty BANG! BANG! Now, there's Squirty, squirty, ...
Image 243484   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Derb Grumbies
Image 243483 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DOW. We'll pray for you, DOW.
 Gemp Cremongus: sounds like your average tuesday morning
 Tharbo Horpomple: Is this a remake of American Pie?
 Jort Drumuble: Shhh. You had me and sin and sex. ...but yeah, I guess the Danish pastry really seals the deal.
 Theple Flupert: heh i've actually seen part of that movie
 Jamp Morpuble: All. All of that.
 Gerb Grungo: Now, if the last line read, "Danish tart", they'd have something.
Image 243482   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Rald Brupert
 Flirt Plemopert: ennui.jpg
 Lirm Fluble: He's thinking about danish pastry.
 Jorbo Flumuble: @VoR @Mad Collager @Zarathustra *Batman voice* WHERRRE IS SHEEE?!!
 Jingo Brongus: @Mad Collager what is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? !
 Dart Rempuble: @Zarathustra What is your NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAMMMEE!
 Bamp Cremuble: What was her NAME. WHAT WAS HER NAMMMEE
Image 243481   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Hawn Morpomple
 Lerbo Rempungus: Cut it skrrt! Cut it!
 Lilm Drumopert: That's somewhat angry!
 Juft Cremuble: Do you wish that you hadn't made the sign?
Image 243480   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Hirt Rempombies
 Lorb Flumumple: "Forged in Fire, Scotland". I'd watch that. Heck, I'd pay money to watch that.
 Thown Dampombies: @Yurishiro Yes. No underwear. Also cheerleader.
 Derm Cremuble: @kornisjon yes underwear or yes cheerleader?
 Luft Plongus: @Yurishiro Yes
 Crurt Drumomple: you know he has no underwear
 Thuple Flumumbies: @kornisjon I kind of agree, but those cheerleader socks though...*shivers*
 Dingo Plemungo: coulda been worse
 Jimpo Drumoble: This has to be the greatest picture on the internet.
 Vuld Flomple: Fuckin kilts, man. They look so good!
 Rawn Horpongo: You know, your shoelace is untied...
 Verm Albongus: HELL, yeah! Groovy!
 Deld Plemungus: None shall pass
 Lempo Dampungo: This is my boom stick!
 Flerbo Flumungo: A Jack of All Trades
Image 243479   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Jimpo Flopert
 Flaft Grunoble: Dance forks! DANCE FOR YOUR MASTER
 Crarm Drumungo: Toy Story 5 looking nice
 Gerbo Cremomple: hahaha
 Rorbo Grupert: @barfolomew 'Specially not quality entertainment, like these
 Frirbo Flumongo: @Robespierre entertainment don't come cheap
 Lomp Dampungo: He's easily amused.
 Frerm Rempumbies: Compare prices, tho
Image 243478   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vert Grunumple
 Murb Drumongus: He looks like Bishop Brennan.. "Watch out fer yer arse..."
 Thald Rempuble: He looks like a kid whose mom made him go play with the stinky kid next door.
 Trampo Dampuble: He doesn't use entertaining forks when Trump comes to visit.
 Pople Morpombies: Same
Image 243477   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Hungo Grunomple
 Gimp Gromple: what is this a wikihow for?
 Luwn Plemopert: jesus christ you scared that kid off of his hands
 Vuple Flopert: Every damn year? You would think Social Services would have arrived awhile ago.
 Geld Flomple: We have ata-turkey for dinner.
 Reft Rempongus: "Please get your balls off the dinner plate now though thanks. Also I think my brother disintegrated."
 Frarm Grunupert: Jive turkey :(
Image 243476   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Barb Dampungus
 Crerbo Grunongo: Now you're borking with portals.
 Jawn Albongo: Universe.exe has stopped working.
 Dong Plungus: And for my next trick...
 Maft Morpungo: [comedy whistle sound]
Image 243475   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Pompo Cremungo
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