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249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
374
 
 Ulillillia: If you insist!
 bug: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 Side Boob: Nature keeps making it easy to spot the assholes
 Robespierre: @WTF Yeah, it's one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" MFs.
 Christina: This is obscene.
 WTF: Is this one of those "rollin' coal" MFs?
 Mr. Shine: @VoR Not for some.
 VoR: @Mad Collager damn big nozzles
 Yurishiro: Instructions very clear, abeit uncalled for.
 Mad Collager: First, there was Chitty, chitty BANG! BANG! Now, there's Squirty, squirty, ...
Image 243484   04-20-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Image 243483 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DOW. We'll pray for you, DOW.
Score:
314
 
 tib gubb: sounds like your average tuesday morning
 dangerkeith3000: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
 wolfpk: Is this a remake of American Pie?
 bug: Shhh. You had me and sin and sex. ...but yeah, I guess the Danish pastry really seals the deal.
 Prostata: heh i've actually seen part of that movie
 Yurishiro: All. All of that.
 Mad Collager: Now, if the last line read, "Danish tart", they'd have something.
Image 243482   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
274
 
 Felicity: ennui.jpg
 Christina: He's thinking about danish pastry.
 Mr. Shine: @VoR @Mad Collager @Zarathustra *Batman voice* WHERRRE IS SHEEE?!!
 VoR: @Mad Collager what is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? !
 Mad Collager: @Zarathustra What is your NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAMMMEE!
 Zarathustra: What was her NAME. WHAT WAS HER NAMMMEE
Image 243481   04-20-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
373
 
 some guy : Cut it skrrt! Cut it!
 glenalec: That's somewhat angry!
 Teechur: Do you wish that you hadn't made the sign?
Image 243480   04-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
1055
 
 Mr Bleak: "Forged in Fire, Scotland". I'd watch that. Heck, I'd pay money to watch that.
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes. No underwear. Also cheerleader.
 Yurishiro: @kornisjon yes underwear or yes cheerleader?
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes
 Yurishiro: you know he has no underwear
 Yurishiro: @kornisjon I kind of agree, but those cheerleader socks though...*shivers*
 trepanation: coulda been worse
 Kess: This has to be the greatest picture on the internet.
 kornisjon: Fuckin kilts, man. They look so good!
 Hokie333: You know, your shoelace is untied...
 Mr. Shine: HELL, yeah! Groovy!
 VoR: None shall pass
 WannaBee: This is my boom stick!
 WTF: A Jack of All Trades
Image 243479   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
808
 
 Yurishiro: Dance forks! DANCE FOR YOUR MASTER
 some guy : Toy Story 5 looking nice
 dangerkeith3000: hahaha
 Robespierre: @barfolomew 'Specially not quality entertainment, like these
 barfolomew: @Robespierre entertainment don't come cheap
 WTF: He's easily amused.
 Robespierre: Compare prices, tho
Image 243478   04-20-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
1040
 
 sparename: He looks like Bishop Brennan.. "Watch out fer yer arse..."
 dangerkeith3000: He looks like a kid whose mom made him go play with the stinky kid next door.
 Shay: He doesn't use entertaining forks when Trump comes to visit.
 WTF: Same
Image 243477   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
659
 
 XLY: what is this a wikihow for?
 tib gubb: jesus christ you scared that kid off of his hands
 Shay: Every damn year? You would think Social Services would have arrived awhile ago.
 Zarathustra: We have ata-turkey for dinner.
 Yurishiro: "Please get your balls off the dinner plate now though thanks. Also I think my brother disintegrated."
 Side Boob: Jive turkey :(
Image 243476   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
781
 
 cenecia: Now you're borking with portals.
 Zarathustra: Universe.exe has stopped working.
 dangerkeith3000: And for my next trick...
 Yurishiro: [comedy whistle sound]
Image 243475   04-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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