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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
1055
 
 Mr Bleak: "Forged in Fire, Scotland". I'd watch that. Heck, I'd pay money to watch that.
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes. No underwear. Also cheerleader.
 The Man: @kornisjon yes underwear or yes cheerleader?
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Yes
 wolfskin: you know he has no underwear
 amputator: @kornisjon I kind of agree, but those cheerleader socks though...*shivers*
 trepanation: coulda been worse
 Kess: This has to be the greatest picture on the internet.
 kornisjon: Fuckin kilts, man. They look so good!
 Hokie333: You know, your shoelace is untied...
 Mr. Shine: HELL, yeah! Groovy!
 zoso: None shall pass
 taiko: This is my boom stick!
 WTF: A Jack of All Trades
Image 243479   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
808
 
 burritos: Dance forks! DANCE FOR YOUR MASTER
 Warren G Hardon: Toy Story 5 looking nice
 dangerkeith3000: hahaha
 Robespierre: @barfolomew 'Specially not quality entertainment, like these
 barfolomew: @Robespierre entertainment don't come cheap
 WTF: He's easily amused.
 Robespierre: Compare prices, tho
Image 243478   04-20-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
1040
 
 sparename: He looks like Bishop Brennan.. "Watch out fer yer arse..."
 dangerkeith3000: He looks like a kid whose mom made him go play with the stinky kid next door.
 Shay: He doesn't use entertaining forks when Trump comes to visit.
 WTF: Same
Image 243477   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
692
 
 XLY: what is this a wikihow for?
 tib gubb: jesus christ you scared that kid off of his hands
 Shay: Every damn year? You would think Social Services would have arrived awhile ago.
 Zarathustra: We have ata-turkey for dinner.
 Prefuse: "Please get your balls off the dinner plate now though thanks. Also I think my brother disintegrated."
 Side Boob: Jive turkey :(
Image 243476   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
781
 
 cenecia: Now you're borking with portals.
 Zarathustra: Universe.exe has stopped working.
 dangerkeith3000: And for my next trick...
 kate2point0: [comedy whistle sound]
Image 243475   04-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
635
 
 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.
 Joseph: All hail benis
 kayjay: Ooo! Let me try another: Havebenis
 jackthesmack: Short for Benjaminis
 Ulillillia: Bepis
 pusha p: What is Ben?!?!
 Mad Collager: Be yourself, unless you can be Nis. In that case be Nis.
 Teechur: Red eyes. Must be 4/20
 Mr. Butt: B@Knice
 Zarathustra: Be nice.
 dangerkeith3000: Elaine Benis.
 whiplash: Is she holding an invisible giant benis?
Image 243474   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
697
 
 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab
 Not A Bot: My bladder's full and that's no bull!
 Zarathustra: Plot twist, Scotland IS the loch ness monster.
 Largehand: @Ulillillia @kshoxx I thought it was a lighthouse.
 Ulillillia: @kshoxx Hilton Head Island
 Not A Bot: Better if rotate.
 kshoxx: I particularly like the little house out on the head.
 morrissey: Great a'tuin, cousin
 MabelSyrup: It's Pliocene all the way down
Image 243473   04-20-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
472
 
 Gomi Day: i want pink robot's shirt. i want it desperately.
 Science: Which one shoves the bread down their throats?
 Robespierre: The 80s called - they want their fashion sense back
 Troll: @a robot ok you can have this as birthday party #241732
 a robot: @Yurishiro *sad beep*
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @a robot YOU WISH
 Side Boob: Beep boop
 a robot: Quit posting pictures of my birthday party!
 Zarathustra: We really got pro at making humanoid.
Image 243472   04-20-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
678
 
 tib gubb: this is where memes are created
 Ulillillia: Five Nights at Mickey's
 myrealname: @Shay SCP-511 maybe?
 Mad Collager: Deleted scene from The Blair Bitch Project.
 looch: Cursed
 Shay: Mickey is now a part of SCP.
 dangerkeith3000: In Soviet Russia, Micky Mouse watch YOU!
 Scoo: Just an average Russian daycare, nothing to see here
 Zarathustra: That's the mouse in the basement they've been talking about.
Image 243471   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
479
 
 kornisjon: Jeez, don't give away all the details. Anyone could say that they're theirs!
 twisty: aff u ot my falfe teef?
 Mr. Whiskers: I usually only lose my volume control around gin
 Scoo: Again?
Image 243470   04-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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