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248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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Score:
1040
 
 sparename: He looks like Bishop Brennan.. "Watch out fer yer arse..."
 dangerkeith3000: He looks like a kid whose mom made him go play with the stinky kid next door.
 Shay: He doesn't use entertaining forks when Trump comes to visit.
 WTF: Same
Image 243477   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
659
 
 XLY: what is this a wikihow for?
 tib gubb: jesus christ you scared that kid off of his hands
 Shay: Every damn year? You would think Social Services would have arrived awhile ago.
 Zarathustra: We have ata-turkey for dinner.
 Yurishiro: "Please get your balls off the dinner plate now though thanks. Also I think my brother disintegrated."
 Side Boob: Jive turkey :(
Image 243476   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
781
 
 cenecia: Now you're borking with portals.
 Zarathustra: Universe.exe has stopped working.
 dangerkeith3000: And for my next trick...
 Yurishiro: [comedy whistle sound]
Image 243475   04-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
635
 
 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.
 Joseph: All hail benis
 Otterman: Ooo! Let me try another: Havebenis
 Otterman: Short for Benjaminis
 Ulillillia: Bepis
 VoR: What is Ben?!?!
 Mad Collager: Be yourself, unless you can be Nis. In that case be Nis.
 Teechur: Red eyes. Must be 4/20
 Mr. Butt: B@Knice
 Zarathustra: Be nice.
 dangerkeith3000: Elaine Benis.
 Yurishiro: Is she holding an invisible giant benis?
Image 243474   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
697
 
 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab
 Not A Bot: My bladder's full and that's no bull!
 Zarathustra: Plot twist, Scotland IS the loch ness monster.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia @kshoxx I thought it was a lighthouse.
 Ulillillia: @kshoxx Hilton Head Island
 Not A Bot: Better if rotate.
 kshoxx: I particularly like the little house out on the head.
 morrissey: Great a'tuin, cousin
 MabelSyrup: It's Pliocene all the way down
Image 243473   04-20-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
472
 
 Gomi Day: i want pink robot's shirt. i want it desperately.
 Science: Which one shoves the bread down their throats?
 Robespierre: The 80s called - they want their fashion sense back
 Yurishiro: @a robot ok you can have this as birthday party #241732
 a robot: @Yurishiro *sad beep*
 Yurishiro: @a robot YOU WISH
 Side Boob: Beep boop
 a robot: Quit posting pictures of my birthday party!
 Zarathustra: We really got pro at making humanoid.
Image 243472   04-20-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
678
 
 tib gubb: this is where memes are created
 Ulillillia: Five Nights at Mickey's
 WannaBee: @Shay SCP-511 maybe?
 Mad Collager: Deleted scene from The Blair Bitch Project.
 looch: Cursed
 Shay: Mickey is now a part of SCP.
 dangerkeith3000: In Soviet Russia, Micky Mouse watch YOU!
 Scoo: Just an average Russian daycare, nothing to see here
 Zarathustra: That's the mouse in the basement they've been talking about.
Image 243471   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
479
 
 kornisjon: Jeez, don't give away all the details. Anyone could say that they're theirs!
 VeeKay: aff u ot my falfe teef?
 Mr. Whiskers: I usually only lose my volume control around gin
 Scoo: Again?
Image 243470   04-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
441
 
 trelyate: the last thing you see before you die
 Otterman: Found its lost teeth near the gin
 Yurishiro: Hey kid, want to shear me? I'll let you shear me for some grilled cheese.
 WannaBee: I didn*t know Lamb Chop*s Play Along was still on.
 when so: Emil's feeling a bit sheepish
Image 243469   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
453
 
 when so: @Robespierre It's not like I said that you shouldn't
 Robespierre: @when so Oh, so you're really a PSA, eh?
 Robespierre: @Scoo Must have given it a solid key to make that happen
 dangerkeith3000: Tweet that to Gordon Ramsey.
 Scoo: I'm impressed you got the batter to stick so well
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
 when so: Be careful when deep-frying plastic- it can melt
 Off Topic: Pretty sure that's a Gundam.
Image 243468   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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