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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music


273501  Terrh:… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 shipotle: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.
 dangerkeith3000: @WannaBee I have no idea how they did it. Some people like being in pain, I guess?
 ITS TAPE: @carpwoman @a robot I think this got points because he put it to such an extreme level to become obvious joke and put aside the feeling of "is he serious wtf?!". Still, NSFW.
 Slerzy: You guys are creeps
 a robot: This is fucking disturbing and gross. What the fuck, why is this so close to 300 points :(
 TheTakeDown: @dangerkeith3000 Owch! That sounds painful!
 dangerkeith3000: I could link a video where someone actually put their whole head inside a vagina, but I'm sure none of you want to see that...
 wolfpk: It says finger not fisting you stupid A.I.
 Not A Bot: I dunno, I'm not sure.
 Off Topic: @Scoo No, I was the birthed.
 carpwoman: What the hell. No.
 Scoo: But did you died?
Image 243391   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 Robespierre: @Scoo Not where I was.
 jochenau: I thought Guy Fieri inserted himself into a woman's vagina and then gave birth to himself.
 Scoo: Were jalapeno poopers a thing in 1968?
 Mr. Shine: That's how *I* heard it!
 Ulillillia: Oh here it comes, that funny feeling again
Image 243390   04-19-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 Donut: My butt is cold, and yet I am happy.
 Kaviri: Cuba Gooding Jr.
Image 243389   04-19-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
 XLY: omg I want one!!
 Side Boob: Mmmm...veal
 Ironass: Wooly Bully!
 Mr. Shine: So fluffy!
 Butcherboy: Yummy
Image 243388   04-19-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 243387   04-19-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 Donut: Diary 32: How I Melted Half Of My School Using Heat Vision
 Yam: We laugh, but he was in 21 jump street
 Not A Bot: i walk around telling women and girls that they should smile because it would make them so much prettier. they thank me and offer to suck my dick every time.
 Beer 30: Diary 3680: Superman is coming to work. Diary 3681: Fired again.
 tib gubb: chalk it up as a lesson learned, kid
 Air Biscuit: Must have been red kryptonite superman.
 Ulillillia: And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Image 243386   04-19-18   Uploaded by    durian
 Skaalar: Caught so many of these things when I was a kid.
 Jabberwikket: Somebody get this lizard some fruit to mlem, stat!
Image 243385   04-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
 Robespierre: My wife's parents are visiting us from down on the rice farm in Cagayan Valley, Luzon. We went out for honest-to-God American barbecue for Inang's birthday last Friday, and now they want St. Louis ribs, collards, and cheesy grits for dinner every night.
 dangerkeith3000: That stuff looks super yummy, tbh.
 wolfpk: Sounds good to me!
 Ulillillia: Brought to you by the US Tourism Board
 Scoo: How much for one rib?
 Shay: How to piss off insomniac vegans.
 Mr. Butt: This is accurate.
Image 243384   04-19-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 barfolomew: That's UX, that is.
 tib gubb: well that's just stupid
 Telkwa: Wireless access code for Hotel California not accepted?
 fanny: Press OK to OK
Image 243383   04-19-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected
 Kaviri: Why would you want ornate carvings on something you hope never to see again? That said, and excluding the one on the right, those are some beautiful boxes.
 jochenau: Capitalism holds nothing sacred. Except money.
 Xeno: God damn.
 Bumbo Lungys: Worry not, Disney's rapid response legal team is en route
 wolfpk: I would like to think of this as a death of Frozen. I am all for that. The reality however, is likely not good.
 Shay: @fanny Just let it go.
 Ulillillia: Cryogenics
 fanny: aww this is SAD :(
Image 243382   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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