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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Trampo Grongus: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.
 Pawn Albungo: @WannaBee I have no idea how they did it. Some people like being in pain, I guess?
 Crurb Horpupert: @carpwoman @a robot I think this got points because he put it to such an extreme level to become obvious joke and put aside the feeling of "is he serious wtf?!". Still, NSFW.
 Bert Brumbies: You guys are creeps
 Flempo Flumongo: This is fucking disturbing and gross. What the fuck, why is this so close to 300 points :(
 Gompo Grunongo: @dangerkeith3000 Owch! That sounds painful!
 Crerb Bropert: I could link a video where someone actually put their whole head inside a vagina, but I'm sure none of you want to see that...
 Pown Drumombies: It says finger not fisting you stupid A.I.
 Bingo Brombies: I dunno, I'm not sure.
 Thurbo Morpumple: @Scoo No, I was the birthed.
 Vang Dampungo: What the hell. No.
 Lort Rempongus: But did you died?
Image 243391   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Crimp Flumumple
 Goft Drumungus: @Scoo Not where I was.
 Cruld Plombies: I thought Guy Fieri inserted himself into a woman's vagina and then gave birth to himself.
 Puft Plemomple: Were jalapeno poopers a thing in 1968?
 Lung Dampopert: That's how *I* heard it!
 Frong Pluble: Oh here it comes, that funny feeling again
Image 243390   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Peld Gruble
 Reng Morpopert: My butt is cold, and yet I am happy.
 Paple Grunongus: Cuba Gooding Jr.
Image 243389   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Varb Rempupert
 Rumpo Drumupert: omg I want one!!
 Puft Rempumple: Mmmm...veal
 Guld Brungo: Wooly Bully!
 Bild Flopert: So fluffy!
 Trown Flumombies: Yummy
Image 243388   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Thort Morpungus
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 243387   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Bort Rempoble
 Vamp Grunomple: Diary 32: How I Melted Half Of My School Using Heat Vision
 Dirm Morpoble: We laugh, but he was in 21 jump street
 Gampo Flumoble: i walk around telling women and girls that they should smile because it would make them so much prettier. they thank me and offer to suck my dick every time.
 Rorbo Morpumple: Diary 3680: Superman is coming to work. Diary 3681: Fired again.
 Theld Cremumbies: chalk it up as a lesson learned, kid
 Triwn Plemopert: Must have been red kryptonite superman.
 Bungo Brumbies: And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Image 243386   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Florm Flopert
 Holm Flumungus: Caught so many of these things when I was a kid.
 Crift Gropert: Somebody get this lizard some fruit to mlem, stat!
Image 243385   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Rompo Plungo
 Ping Grunongo: My wife's parents are visiting us from down on the rice farm in Cagayan Valley, Luzon. We went out for honest-to-God American barbecue for Inang's birthday last Friday, and now they want St. Louis ribs, collards, and cheesy grits for dinner every night.
 Marbo Plemungus: That stuff looks super yummy, tbh.
 Hamp Plemuble: Sounds good to me!
 Lort Cremupert: Brought to you by the US Tourism Board
 Freng Plongus: How much for one rib?
 Craple Flumomple: How to piss off insomniac vegans.
 Geple Drumupert: This is accurate.
Image 243384   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Duwn Flumuble
 Guld Rempuble: That's UX, that is.
 Vawn Plemumbies: well that's just stupid
 Dong Flumuble: Wireless access code for Hotel California not accepted?
 Valm Plumbies: Press OK to OK
Image 243383   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Dorm Plongus
 Thimp Grunoble: Copyright infringement detected
 Horb Cremumple: Why would you want ornate carvings on something you hope never to see again? That said, and excluding the one on the right, those are some beautiful boxes.
 Dert Brongo: Capitalism holds nothing sacred. Except money.
 Purm Flumombies: God damn.
 Verm Horpongo: Worry not, Disney's rapid response legal team is en route
 Crown Dampuble: I would like to think of this as a death of Frozen. I am all for that. The reality however, is likely not good.
 Loft Plemongus: @fanny Just let it go.
 Theft Plemomple: Cryogenics
 Thald Flumopert: aww this is SAD :(
Image 243382   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Berb Gropert
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