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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 Demon Universe: Date: 100/10011/11111100010, and I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords.
 mexican: Date: 19 April 2018
 jazzjunkie: Date: 1524150829
 FabricMan: Date: 43209
 itskando: @Ulillillia This.
 when so: @Ulillillia You know what's up
 Ulillillia: Date: 2018-04-19
 Robespierre: DATE: I'm outta here
 Butcherboy: Date: 04/19/2018
 aristocat: Date: 19/04/2018.
Image 243300   04-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
120
 
 Ulillillia: Beauty of Mar-a-Lago
 Robespierre: Beauty of Bastardy
 jimbiscuit: @ignatz Where do you live? Asking for a (russian) friend.
 runny999: You cannot polish a turd
Image 243299   04-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
655
 
 Not A Bot: I print my petty frustrations on T-shirts and walk around trying to get people to read them while I smirk knowingly.
 Teechur: @Sadbot OOOBAH DOOOBAH!!
 Sadbot: The monster is sick of doing "Puttin' On the Ritz", he wants to do burlesque
 when so: Just use the old legs on that next project
 Mr. Butt: This is wonderful.
Image 243298   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
308
 
 Demon Universe: Been here before. This animal hates it when you feed it.
 Teechur: Looks like someone got down off of that elephant. That's why it's naked.
 Dr Awkward: @KingTrebek even if it's not an elephant, that thing doesn't look healthy
 Semaphore: No,I heard YOU were talking shit!
 KingTrebek: I think that elephant is sick
Image 243297   04-19-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
597
 
 whcvgre78: You! Yes, you. You are a good dog.
Image 243296   04-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
182
 
 Science: Ice-T and Coco?
 SaltLick: Apparently the Predator is drawing a bead on him
 Dr Awkward: A Song of Fire and Ice
 Bohab: Ice Conan?
Image 243295   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
736
 
 big butt bum: She died later of severe facial lacerations
 glenalec: This wouldn't work on my mum. It would have to be a dog. And a working farm dog at that.
 HermwoodLitmajor: @barfolomew No it's tac rotcod
 Robespierre: Make what? The coffee? If you do, I'll have a cup.
 barfolomew: Doctor cat backwards is tacrot cod.
Image 243294   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
607
 
 Dr Awkward: I don't know why your hoomins are camping on concrete either, doggo.
Image 243293   04-19-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
656
 
 sunset blues: Needs a hug
 Springbok: I bet his ears go flip-flop when he runs.
Image 243292   04-19-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
410
 
 Robespierre: @Prostata Horses usually look at least somewhat embarrassed around humans - and who can blame them?
 Prostata: the horses look slightly embarrassed
 Ulillillia: I believe the French call it, menage a trois
 Mad Collager: So, if I started wearing a silly umbrella hat I could have two girlfriends who know about each other too?
 fanny: Everyone celebrates becoming purple in his or her own special way.
 Not A Bot: What do you think we're going to do, Mickey? Sniff each other's butts?
Image 243291   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
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