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253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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Score:
410
 
 Robespierre: @Prostata Horses usually look at least somewhat embarrassed around humans - and who can blame them?
 Prostata: the horses look slightly embarrassed
 Ulillillia: I believe the French call it, menage a trois
 Mad Collager: So, if I started wearing a silly umbrella hat I could have two girlfriends who know about each other too?
 fanny: Everyone celebrates becoming purple in his or her own special way.
 Not A Bot: What do you think we're going to do, Mickey? Sniff each other's butts?
Image 243291   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
385
 
 Demon Universe: @VeeKay Same, especially when the fourth Twilight movie comes on. Dont ask, its boring.
 VeeKay: @Demon Universe Thanks now I want sum puff
 Demon Universe: Just high quality weed, my friend.
 Callahan: dem*
Image 243290   04-19-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
426
 
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Dang! If that's ugly, I'd like to see beautiful.
 tib gubb: ye olde night of regrets
 Otterman: Dispose of your ugly children here
 Mr. Shine: @itskando ding ding ding!
 Dr Awkward: St Patrick's day is one hell of a "holiday"
 itskando: @Mr. Shine a Better off dead?
 WannaBee: You should really recycle that.
 when so: Please break down large items before disposing of them
 Mr. Shine: "Well would you look at that! Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good white gir!."
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 peeper: White trash
Image 243289   04-19-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
487
 
 Robespierre: "Hoomins ... amirite?"
 WannaBee: The ultimate eye roll! I love it!
 Mr. Shine: "Ugh, really?"
 Side Boob: Are we starting with the "Roll over" shit again?
 cishet: GOD YES
Image 243288   04-19-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
556
 
 maura: (beans boop)
 Robespierre: "I control the vertical - I control the horizontal..."
 younglink: t b t b
Image 243287   04-19-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
231
 
 Demon Universe: @when so This salad tastes like s***... But I guess they all do. *keeps munching*
 when so: Ultra-fresh salad bar
Image 243286   04-19-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
223
 
 VeeKay: @Mad Collager You artistic punks
 Annoying Vegan : I too enjoy fantasy travel on Google Earth.
 Dr Awkward: If this wasn't in a parking lot, I'd think this was netting on orchard trees to prevent birds from eating the fruit
 Mad Collager: Christo!!!!!
 Mustyrats: You pervert hippie trees won't spill your seed on everyone!
 ignatz: Your tree algorithm needs some refinement
Image 243285   04-19-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
548
 
 Not A Bot: My phone just tried to autocorrect cowabunga to cohabitation.
Image 243284   04-19-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
358
 
 Mr Bleak: "The Birds and the Bees": chapter two.
 Entertainmentalist: Bee belly.
 VeeKay: Pictures I hate #1: Misuse of Queen hormones.
 Robespierre: "Be the bees, Betty"
 Shay: *whispers* beeeeeeessss
 Mr. Shine: NO NO NO NO NO
 Teechur: Thinkin' about those bees
 wolfskin: We get it, you want your son to be a B-boy.
Image 243283   04-19-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
746
 
 twenty4: The brochure said there'd be mice on the rails.
 Dank Means: I should buy a boat.
Image 243282   04-19-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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