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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Dirb Morpoble: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like
 Vawn Horpungo: @KyleisBobDole fun with switcherinos, of course.
 Hulm Brupert: @KyleisBobDole "My dancin' name" and callouts to Nancy in Accounting are still going strong.
 Dirb Cremongus: @bug @Mr. Shine I love when our old memes come up again. I miss ol' spicy, ass kicking, and calling out gator pic numbers. Any other good ones I'm forgetting?
 Jeld Rempupert: @Mr. Shine Great minds think alike...
 Jarbo Morpopert: I think I've seen this product on waffles.
 Gingo Broble: That stuff's just for waffles, remember?
 Deld Bromple: Definitely in the cupboard at Man Man s Man Cave
 Rirm Brongo: Punctuation matters.
 Lart Rempungus: @fanny Labour rules around getting that sweet boy syrup, they can only work half time, parents have to be there. Its really an unnecessary overhead. Just get Man Syrup instead
 Cringo Grombies: How is boy syrup almost as much as pure maple syrup?
 Rown Grunomple: Oh no!
Image 243220   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Frempo Grongus
 Ring Grunungo: It took a while, but somebody finally gave Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" a try.
 Treple Plumbies: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?
 Frompo Albomple: Oh, Jesus!
 Flerbo Rempungus: What about gluten free?
 Hong Plumple: But are they organic?
 Lorb Brungus: Thats a good price for long pig
 Perbo Plemongus: buy 1 package, get #243220 free!
Image 243219   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Frort Horpungus
 Porb Albombies: nobody likes emo sonic
 Frerm Brongo: Got to tap into the speedforce, my hedgehog.
 Gemp Cremombies: Nah, you'll get even MORE light because of all those extra photons you're running into as you move
 Jungo Flungus: You just blew special relativity out the window, kid.
 Frulm Cremumbies: gotta die slow
 Perm Cremomple: @Shay darkness : i'm not your friend
 Derbo Grumbies: Hello darkness, my old friend...
Image 243218   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Thung Dampongus
 Herm Plomple: I found the catnip!
 Jeng Grupert: Knock it off with the conch already!
Image 243217   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Mempo Cremoble
 Huple Albumple: It's from a site called "Sukima Nurse", and is part of nurse-web dot jp/photo/ - they are strange stock photos of a nurse doing odd stuff, like eating scissors, delivering a pizza, etc.
 Flimpo Horpupert: Has medicine gone too far?
 Tharbo Grunomple: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
 Poft Drumuble: Dammit Susan! Poseidon isn't coming!
 Memp Drumoble: Calling Dr. Trident....
 Thingo Rempopert: It's a metaphor for the rule of law among the boys on the island.
 Murbo Plemopert: #170257 "...and this is a metaphor for how we're going to fix your prostate."
 Thango Flumombies: Not all heroes wear capes.
 Buwn Albongus: I see he has one of the new high cost, worthless treatment ACA plans.
 Lumpo Grungo: That is a horagai shell. Pronounced hora-gai hahaha
 Himpo Albungus: @Prostata I think she's being a conchientious objector.
 Burb Flombies: Conch ya see I'm tryna sleep?
 Themp Grungo: When I said I wanted a blow that really was not what I had in mind
 Trampo Cremumple: @barfolomew - no, it's horn.
 Creld Plupert: Korea (?) made a whatever this is for whatever occasion this is.
 Vumpo Dampopert: I'm 90% sure this is porn.
 Bemp Brungo: Impact DASH DASH DASH
Image 243216   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Garbo Albombies
 Cruple Morpuble: Is that like a Clan BattleMech?
 Flirt Dampomple: Beauty of Korea.
 Dolm Albumple: @antipatterns it's a delivery vehicle for Amazon.
 Herb Morpombies: whazzist? some kind of star wars?
Image 243215   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Biple Gropert
 Jald Morpuble: Pika-gatorade
 Derbo Cremuble: Ok, which Alien sequel is this?
 Perm Cremongo: *slurp*
 Jarbo Rempoble: Blue is better.
Image 243214   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Deng Rempumbies
 Bungo Dampumbies: I pooped these
 Trald Horpomple: Land cucumbers. Wait...
 Flald Grunopert: Have you seen my hairbrush collection?
 Rempo Plemupert: Hairy nutsacks.
 Vung Ploble: Awwwwwwww, I had no idea tiny spikers were so cute!
 Gaple Morpumple: Its like chewed bubblegum landed in a bowl of shredded coconut
 Flompo Plemuble: I will call this new color "porcupink"
 Flewn Dampopert: Breach birth must be hell!
 Bump Plemopert: @lecj07 AIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
 Dirbo Drumumple: Those must have hurt coming out.
 Larbo Brombies: looks like guy fieri's hair had childrens.
 Flerbo Horpumple: Gotta birth 'em fast.
Image 243213   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Thort Flumongus
 Down Dampumple: ...UR COOL, F YOU, F YOU...
 Borb Plumple: Parents named their kid that because they dreamed of this happening.
Image 243212   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Geld Albungo
 Lomp Horpopert: Huh, a company created an eye-catching ad. Imagine that.
 Jarm Floble: Looks like he has finglerless gloves on.
 Cremp Pluble: How can you vote bad to a face like that?
Image 243211   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Thempo Plombies
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