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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music


273501  Terrh:… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 glenalec: Fire has better things to do than burn down this dump!
 fullofwind: If it looks stupid and it works then it isn't stupid.
 Side Boob: And stay out!
 Christina: You don't have to put out the fire if it get out for itself.
 topcity: You're fired!
Image 243153   04-18-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 when so: Emerald Isle of Dogs
 Prostata: these sheep are doing NOTHING to help keep the grass short. useless sheeps!
 Christina: Dog ranch.
 sparename: Time for a different weedkiller
 iCEy: Sneak preview of heaven
Image 243152   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: censored the title... that's not a good start
 Nope: The olds took the greatest stretch of economic presparity and squandered it JUST for themselves, society and the literal environment is worse off for their nearsighteness. I wont take any advice from anyone over 45 on what to do with my life... even my parents.
 barfolomew: I am an old man, and cranky--cranky about my fellow old men blaming the state of the world on children, despite the fact that kids are demonstrably smarter, harder working and more involved in civics than we are or ever have been.
 barfolomew: Also, "The #1 Best Selling How-To Bestseller" with no attribution stinks of desperate bullshit.
 TurkeyVulture: @a sedated moose girls with two first names make the best peach cobbler.
 barfolomew: I have enough experience in these things to know that this book is doubtless filled with cranky diatribes about how everything that has gone wrong in your life is your fault, and the solution is to shut up and work harder. Especially if you were born after 1990.
 a sedated moose: Never trust anyone with two first names.
Image 243151   04-18-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Image 243150 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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 Mr Bleak: "And that one bit the Elf on the Shelf."
 tib gubb: I call this 'the wall of horror'
 petepuma: you smell like beef and cheese
 filthylaw: These are the heads of the children that forgot my milk and cookies!
 wolfpk: Doll heads? Um.. Yeah doll heads!
 Not A Bot: Isn't technology a wonderful thing?
 Side Boob: Please, no more about the naughty list! We'll be good!
 Christina: Ugliness of Western World.
 lecj07: "And these are the heads we use for the robot lookalikes we put in your beds. Turns out child labor is cheaper than magical elves."
 charlemagne: for the other 364 days of the year, father christmas would scrimshaw the skills of low performing elves
 duckybox: Nightmares factory.
Image 243149   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 tib gubb: that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works!
 Zukero: *everything
 Zukero: With this method, every is "close-to-infinity-pack".
 charlemagne: with quorn, less is better
 Relp: Do you even know how hard it is to cut in the shape of a '4'? And so much would go to waste!
Image 243148   04-18-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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Image 243147   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 Suburbanmom: My spirit horse...Just ask my husband...
 Springbok: @Zukero Damnit! She's so good at faking it!
 Zukero: Your grilfriend is tired of your "rides"
 dangerkeith3000: Same.
 barfolomew: I had a dog who did the same thing at bath time.
 tiffany: What's with the ufo language caption
Image 243146   04-18-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 XLY: congress needs to really unchill though, they get so little done already
 peeper: Haw haw! :-)
 Sadbot: I don't think most of them would partake, pot is too..."urban" for their tastes.
 barfolomew: I mean, he's not wrong.
 my wheelhouse: Good, the president will continue to work with congress. I was afraid that was a one time thing.
Image 243145   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Alpha Trion: Dont blink.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Not to mention very nice
 canada: @Side Boob Cats are very fast
 Christina: Ever stone cats throw things off surfaces.
 Side Boob: I didn't even see him push it off
 when so: Weeping Panther
Image 243144   04-18-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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