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268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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Score:
715
 
 Spazstatic: @BavidDowie you know... Po-ta-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
 Nope: *Correction - Traitors
 Micro Jackson: ....something about dictators?
 barfolomew: Also, thos beans
 BavidDowie: Also: with them biscuits and mustard, m'hmm.
 Scoo: Somewhere the ghost of Andrew Jackson is smiling contentedly
 BavidDowie: Precious... what's 'tators?' *snork*
Image 242997   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
749
 
 Mr. Shine: Crazy how nature do that.
 dangerkeith3000: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
 Not A Bot: Don't knock it. You can spit through the gap.
Image 242996   04-17-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
779
 
 carpwoman: I want some of those little people.
 Robespierre: Pump it up til you doan reelie knead it
 Micro Jackson: Pump it up until you can't feel it
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Dig gently or they'll bruise
 Mr. Shine: I dig these.
Image 242995   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
425
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall With your big toe?
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall "ok Google, take a selfie."
 El hefe: We are doomed, the end is near....I hope
 funny in the wall: how do you press the goddamn button?
 Nope: *Hi kicks phone into water*
 Micro Jackson: Developed by a proctologist
 WTF: For Can-Can girls or Rockettes.
 Robespierre: Oh, fer chrissake...
Image 242994   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
688
 
 copunter: drifting in a cold vacuum. still safer than iraq tho
 Micro Jackson: Hey it was a chance to get away from this fukkin planet at least for a little while.
 Mexico: Thousands. Thousands and thousands of babies floating in space and developing into space mutants.
Image 242993   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Image 242992 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buds420. Your image was bad, buds420.
Score:
395
 
 Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie a huge Dick
 jazzjunkie: I had one like this, but of Nixon
 VoR: Bean there
Image 242991   04-17-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
222
 
 jazzjunkie: "Not my problem"
 Christina: His secret is probably his huge dick.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia This one is a lemon (Citroen)
 Ulillillia: Is your van an egg?
 Robespierre: Happened when they redid our street. Thankfully, they came back.
 Mad Collager: Well paved. Well paved.
 Side Boob: Russia.jpg
Image 242990   04-17-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
401
 
 glenalec: @Off Topic - MineTest lets you go up to (or down to) 32km! :-)
 Spazstatic: One of them will survive if they land in 2 meters of water. Can you guess which one?
 Micro Jackson: Now you have a reason to jump
 Off Topic: Clearly a hacker. This is well above the 256 block limit.
 isosceleswaffle: Nerd pole lets you hang out with the REAL nerds.
 sparename: Not the right Steven Universe
Image 242989   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
700
 
 Ironass: Worried guinea pig is worried.
 Micro Jackson: Why you call me pig?
 BavidDowie: Why did you cut off this rabbit's ears!?
 Robespierre: ***Mournful SIGH***
 Prostata: OMG ADORABLE PIGGY!!!
Image 242988   04-17-18   Uploaded by    taiko
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