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258442  Ironass: Was this playing at the time? #258448

258449  grizzly: @grizzly oh. I was talking about my wife. I forgot I left that part out of the story...

258448  Ironass: The closing theme to "Jaws"?

258449  grizzly: @VoR not open enough sometimes, but I try!

258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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11. Bagels: 1793 points
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 Spazstatic: @BavidDowie you know... Po-ta-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
 Nope: *Correction - Traitors
 Micro Jackson: ....something about dictators?
 barfolomew: Also, thos beans
 BavidDowie: Also: with them biscuits and mustard, m'hmm.
 Scoo: Somewhere the ghost of Andrew Jackson is smiling contentedly
 BavidDowie: Precious... what's 'tators?' *snork*
Image 242997   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
 Mr. Shine: Crazy how nature do that.
 dangerkeith3000: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
 Not A Bot: Don't knock it. You can spit through the gap.
Image 242996   04-17-18   Uploaded by    windows96
 carpwoman: I want some of those little people.
 Robespierre: Pump it up til you doan reelie knead it
 Micro Jackson: Pump it up until you can't feel it
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Dig gently or they'll bruise
 Mr. Shine: I dig these.
Image 242995   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall With your big toe?
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall "ok Google, take a selfie."
 El hefe: We are doomed, the end is near....I hope
 funny in the wall: how do you press the goddamn button?
 Nope: *Hi kicks phone into water*
 Micro Jackson: Developed by a proctologist
 WTF: For Can-Can girls or Rockettes.
 Robespierre: Oh, fer chrissake...
Image 242994   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 copunter: drifting in a cold vacuum. still safer than iraq tho
 Micro Jackson: Hey it was a chance to get away from this fukkin planet at least for a little while.
 Mexico: Thousands. Thousands and thousands of babies floating in space and developing into space mutants.
Image 242993   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Image 242992 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buds420. You have brought shame on us, buds420.
 Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie a huge Dick
 jazzjunkie: I had one like this, but of Nixon
 VoR: Bean there
Image 242991   04-17-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
 jazzjunkie: "Not my problem"
 Christina: His secret is probably his huge dick.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia This one is a lemon (Citroen)
 Ulillillia: Is your van an egg?
 Robespierre: Happened when they redid our street. Thankfully, they came back.
 Mad Collager: Well paved. Well paved.
 Side Boob: Russia.jpg
Image 242990   04-17-18   Uploaded by    sparename
 glenalec: @Off Topic - MineTest lets you go up to (or down to) 32km! :-)
 Spazstatic: One of them will survive if they land in 2 meters of water. Can you guess which one?
 Micro Jackson: Now you have a reason to jump
 Off Topic: Clearly a hacker. This is well above the 256 block limit.
 isosceleswaffle: Nerd pole lets you hang out with the REAL nerds.
 sparename: Not the right Steven Universe
Image 242989   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
 Ironass: Worried guinea pig is worried.
 Micro Jackson: Why you call me pig?
 BavidDowie: Why did you cut off this rabbit's ears!?
 Robespierre: ***Mournful SIGH***
Image 242988   04-17-18   Uploaded by    taiko
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