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253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

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253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

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 Micro Jackson: Make up your mind, already!
 Side Boob: You're not my supervisor!
 VeeKay: Lest the cold iron forever enter your soul
 wolfpk: * unless you record it and put it on YouTube so we can laugh at you.
 Warrax: ...or whatever. I'm a sign, not a cop.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot I think that's because he sat on the fence.
 sparename: or change girlfriends midstream
 Not A Bot: Amazing that everyone in their graduating class went on to be musicians except Axl Rose
 ignatz: Still undecided
 charmander: BUT IT'S SO FUCHSIA
Image 242976   04-17-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 Lantry: okay but what about those who can but won't
 Micro Jackson: Actually, due to my highly polished exterior, I am
 kazzy94: Uplifting patches are great, I need one for my vest
Image 242975   04-17-18   Uploaded by    skittles
 Micro Jackson: Innovated a new tail when the old one broke off.
 Warrax: I'm not a man, I'm the world's most advanced lizard.
 Ulillillia: Innovation, my dudes.
 Yam: God, Im so MOTIVATED
 TurkeyVulture: Graphic design passion.
Image 242974   04-17-18   Uploaded by    greg
 copunter: bah, live animals won't put up with any of this. right?
 Warrax: It's the only way I know I'm still alive.
 Yam: But not all live animals can grow new hair... *adjusts toque*
 Ulillillia: They don't want a bald beaver.
 WannaBee: So they dont want a bald beaver?
 WannaBee: So they dont want a bald beaver?
Image 242973   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 VeeKay: Auto rad
 Urn BooUrn: smol puppy is smol.
Image 242972   04-17-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
 sparename: Coler Bear
 ignatz: Ah, iceberg lettuce
Image 242971   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 Yam: Burgers and... wieners
 Otterman: ...blowing 6 guys (joke courtesy of Patton Oswalt)
 Bacon Train: in bed
Image 242970   04-17-18   Uploaded by    RzK
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Image 242969   04-17-18   Uploaded by    danny
 copunter: this picture makes the occasional accidental jolt of 120 seem like a calm breeze
 Micro Jackson: Stupid Euro plugs. I'll show them!
 jochenau: I would be taking that picture from farther away.
 glenalec: Stupid, uh, finds a way.
 grizzly: @funny in the wall @sparename probably just warm enough for the wood to expand and cause more of a friction lock on the conductors. This will work like a champ!
 sparename: @funny in the wall I've seen worse.. though this is European 3-phase and is therefore 400 volts so the wood needs to be rated thussly
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall so this is either OK or not OK
 funny in the wall: the oscillating EM field of an AC conductor will induce some movement in the polar molecules of the wood pieces and therefore cause the wood to heat up. however, i do not know whether that would just make the wood a little warm or cause a fire.
 wolfpk: What could go wrong!?
 totaljihad: Those cursed vampire outlets will never hurt you again.
Image 242968   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 tib gubb: something tells me that's outside of design specifications
 Mr Bleak: Now we're cooking with ... um ... er ...
 TheTakeDown: hell to the yes
 Zaxxoff: jet wood can't melt steel grills
 virtualman: I tell you whut
 Micro Jackson: Is it done yet?
 lecj07: Looks like treated wood. Probably best to stay upwind of that smoke.
 arcticfox12x: looks about done
 Side Boob: Is this grill plugged in to #242968 ?
 Mad Collager: Somebody took the line from that '60s song too literally - "Grill, grill, grill, kill, kill, kill..."
 Robespierre: Nothing up my sleeve - PRESTO!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is fine
 sparename: Too much is just right
Image 242967   04-17-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
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