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272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

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272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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Score:
447
 
 Micro Jackson: Make up your mind, already!
 Side Boob: You're not my supervisor!
 oregon man: Lest the cold iron forever enter your soul
 wolfpk: * unless you record it and put it on YouTube so we can laugh at you.
 Warrax: ...or whatever. I'm a sign, not a cop.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot I think that's because he sat on the fence.
 sparename: or change girlfriends midstream
 Not A Bot: Amazing that everyone in their graduating class went on to be musicians except Axl Rose
 Social Vegan: Still undecided
 charmander: BUT IT'S SO FUCHSIA
Image 242976   04-17-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
263
 
 Lantry: okay but what about those who can but won't
 Micro Jackson: Actually, due to my highly polished exterior, I am
 kazzy94: Uplifting patches are great, I need one for my vest
Image 242975   04-17-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
369
 
 Micro Jackson: Innovated a new tail when the old one broke off.
 Warrax: I'm not a man, I'm the world's most advanced lizard.
 Ulillillia: Innovation, my dudes.
 Yam: God, Im so MOTIVATED
 TurkeyVulture: Graphic design passion.
Image 242974   04-17-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
313
 
 copunter: bah, live animals won't put up with any of this. right?
 Warrax: It's the only way I know I'm still alive.
 Yam: But not all live animals can grow new hair... *adjusts toque*
 Ulillillia: They don't want a bald beaver.
 Beerarchy: So they dont want a bald beaver?
 Cory Trevor: So they dont want a bald beaver?
Image 242973   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
681
 
 Vanna: Auto rad
 Urn BooUrn: smol puppy is smol.
Image 242972   04-17-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
369
 
 sparename: Coler Bear
 durian: Ah, iceberg lettuce
Image 242971   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
260
 
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 Yam: Burgers and... wieners
 Otterman: ...blowing 6 guys (joke courtesy of Patton Oswalt)
 Bacon Train: in bed
Image 242970   04-17-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
234
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 242969   04-17-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
359
 
 copunter: this picture makes the occasional accidental jolt of 120 seem like a calm breeze
 Micro Jackson: Stupid Euro plugs. I'll show them!
 jochenau: I would be taking that picture from farther away.
 glenalec: Stupid, uh, finds a way.
 grizzly: @funny in the wall @sparename probably just warm enough for the wood to expand and cause more of a friction lock on the conductors. This will work like a champ!
 sparename: @funny in the wall I've seen worse.. though this is European 3-phase and is therefore 400 volts so the wood needs to be rated thussly
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall so this is either OK or not OK
 funny in the wall: the oscillating EM field of an AC conductor will induce some movement in the polar molecules of the wood pieces and therefore cause the wood to heat up. however, i do not know whether that would just make the wood a little warm or cause a fire.
 wolfpk: What could go wrong!?
 totaljihad: Those cursed vampire outlets will never hurt you again.
Image 242968   04-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
377
 
 tib gubb: something tells me that's outside of design specifications
 Mr Bleak: Now we're cooking with ... um ... er ...
 TheTakeDown: hell to the yes
 Messed Up Dog: jet wood can't melt steel grills
 virtualman: I tell you whut
 Micro Jackson: Is it done yet?
 lecj07: Looks like treated wood. Probably best to stay upwind of that smoke.
 Mark As Read: looks about done
 Side Boob: Is this grill plugged in to #242968 ?
 Mad Collager: Somebody took the line from that '60s song too literally - "Grill, grill, grill, kill, kill, kill..."
 Robespierre: Nothing up my sleeve - PRESTO!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is fine
 sparename: Too much is just right
Image 242967   04-17-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
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