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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
203
 
 jazzjunkie: Graphic design is their passion
 Mr. Shine: False!
 Robespierre: So good you need a knife for that coffee
 Telkwa: I'll have the Tokyo Drift Grand Slam and a coffee please.
 Air Biscuit: For a second there i thought doritos and dennys used the same font. I was mistaken.
 a robot: wut
Image 242904   04-16-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
407
 
 Mr Bleak: OK, own up. Who kicked St. Antony into a coma?
 abrahamx: Dear St. Anthony, please use an em-dash, not a hyphen, as an em-dash
 Nope: 417 - Your mom also said
 Nope: 411 - Your mom said
Image 242903   04-16-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
599
 
 FabricMan: In reference to the original quote, "This is heavy, Doc," greenhouse heat buildup means increased energy, which means a negligible gravitational increase
 Coolguy: @Air Biscuit you mean dank...
 Air Biscuit: Nope, just dark.
 mexican: Yes, in fact there is.
Image 242902   04-16-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
305
 
 Robespierre: Bring out the gimp
 Mexico: The customer is king, after all.
 fanny: line up then, itll probably take a while
Image 242901   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
298
 
 Mr Bleak: Craigslist?
 funny in the wall: @Spazstatic trump's got other problems but i would hardly call him a sociopath
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall that's Elon Musk, not Donald Trump.
 funny in the wall: sociopath lizard attempt at human humor is an autobad
 Nope: Civil war before zombie war, then zombie war, then zombie civil war.
Image 242900   04-16-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
522
 
 Robespierre: A Snickers would be more satisfying
 Scoo: Same
Image 242899   04-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
353
 
Image 242898   04-16-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
254
 
 Robespierre: Diamonds are selling like hotcakes down in Trump County
 huskyboy: lolol @Scoo
 Side Boob: Think of all the money I saved just buying shotguns!
 piranharama: Because divorce is hard
 dangerkeith3000: The beauty of Arkansas.
 Air Biscuit: "Our costs arent horrendously inflated at all!!"
 Mr. Shine: Benelli is pretty good!
 square44: bonus, bring the shotgun back for all the free diamonds you want
 Scoo: A shotgun wedding deserves a nice-ish ring
 Nope: "Free"
Image 242897   04-16-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
651
 
 Robespierre: I liked Yello's version of "Bostitch" better than I like this one. Oh; dogs.
 brian greene: we has voucher for food hooman look
 Scoo: Neapolitan Borkfscream
Image 242896   04-16-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
407
 
 chelseachels: Diabolical
 Robespierre: The Inscrutable East is at it again
 glenalec: @Volwen - That's just crazy-talk!
 kodiakjojo: diabolical!!!
 Air Biscuit: And all this time ive been looking in the ocean...
 Volwen: Next thing you know they'll be hiding satellites in space...
 Jabberwikket: And the general is hiding his armies in his sleevies
 Derp Herpigan: What then are they hiding in the H, I, N and A?
 illBilliam: Whoa wait a minute let's not get ahead of ourselves here this is still a big "maybe" and the sea makes up one third of the trio with land and air.
 Mexico: Damn it! This kind of thinking is why they're getting ahead of us!
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: I*m glad they*re not using seamen.
 Nope: Those... dastardly... fuckers!
 tomatosaws: SEA?? I TOLD YOU!!
Image 242895   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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