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272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"



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Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (751 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)


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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
 8. grimes: 1988 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1461 points
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 Mr. Whiskers: I wouldnt even get in Godsmacks mosh pit
 Minnesotan: BURN IN HEAVEN
 a robot: Gonna get lit on that communion wine
 barfolomew: I guess God's still partying from the night before
Image 242879   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
426
 
 maura: @Butcherboy you rockhead.
 Butcherboy: @WannaBee @fanny mine says I won a rock like Charlie Brown
 PenguinBartender: Is it a a town in Germany? I can't be sure, but it reminds me of my visit there.
 XLY: welcome to hell
 Eleftheros: @WannaBee @Yurishiro I get the same Amazon one and pretty often. It's using Safari mobile browser. Takes me to a site even when I click the 'stop loading' button.
 fanny: @WannaBee Ive gotten that one like 5 times today on this site. (but theyre telling me I won $1000 ;)
 redrex: @Yurishiro I had the same thing happening. When I would sign in it said the page was not secure, then I would get an Amazon pop up saying I won $100. It*s stopped for now.
 glenalec: Could almost be central Adelaide, but the North Terrace road there is un-squared to get around the river.
 glenalec: @Eleftheros @Yurishiro - I don't block ads explicitly, but I do have a known-malware-source blacklist which seems to block a lot of ads everywhere!
 Clim Tinties: @Eleftheros could it be your browser? I see very few ads.
 Not Sam: Suicide level traffic
 Ulillillia: Sweet Cities:Skylines you got there
 Eleftheros: Dear @friendly spaceship-mods , there is a insatiable urge to visition ad that has made mobile browsing impossible.
 sparename: You need to clean your fly-swatter
Image 242878   04-16-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
427
 
 Science: When I was but a baby, we lived in Panama. My parents were driving down the road, and my mom said "Aww, look at that poor dead sloth in the road." My dad replied "Dead? It's running for its life!"
 tib gubb: right... of... way... bitches...
 wolfpk: Why did the sloth cross the road? I'll answer in a week when he makes it across.
 looch: 's house
 mrdiron: ...... your mother
 Shay: ......to
 trumpet: ...get...
 greenbean: ...to...
 Shay: ....the road....
 Colty Brumb: ...cross...
 Borm Pumpies: .. sloth..
 Shay: the.....
 Robespierre: New and improved, with chlorophyll AND Retsyn.
 Shay: did.....
 Shay: Why.....
Image 242877   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
262
 
 funy speling: @Nope Always have a claw hammer in the car.
 Nope: Just key the car instead of leaving passive aggressive notes, Commit people.
 Yam: Time to re-evaluate my life choices
 dangerkeith3000: BURN!!!
Image 242876   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
265
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey you all...She is just trying not to get her poutine fingers on her amoke...
 trelyate: classy
 wolfpk: She promised to never touch another cigarette.
 Soviette: This is your fork. This is your fork in cigarettes. I forgot where I was going with this.
 Shay: How they smoke in France.
 sparename: A show of sophistication in the more upper-class trailer park
 Not A Bot: Ear warmers. Gots to get some Ear waaaarmers.
 glenalec: Fork smoking!
Image 242875   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
429
 
 Stumpwiz: There are more efficient ways to achieve this result.
 Science: Lifehack
 Suburbanmom: Better than most things created by this guitar
 dangerkeith3000: Played in the key of Egg Mixolydian.
 Admiral Alan: SBLOONGCH
 Shay: Tamago-Yucky
 grizzly: Eleggtric guitar
 Yam: Yo I like eggs
 sparename: He misheard "air-guitar"
Image 242874   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
729
 
 Side Boob: Your taxes are done! Also, I threw up on them.
 Psymon: Tuna is deductible, right?
 glenalec: Tax cat is exhausted.
Image 242873   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
190
 
 raditzu: yeah, i comitted sewerside quite a few times already. Fuck cyber bullying!
 Jabberwikket: We all troll down here, Georgie
 WTF: When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smash a Foot Soldier.
 Mad Collager: Of course, if a pig kills himself, it's called sooeycide.
 dad: @franny
 glenalec: A man fell down the sewer, and in the sewer he died. The coroner gave his verdict. He said it was sewerside.
 Yam: I thought it was sewerside when I was a kid.
Image 242872   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
773
 
 Warrax: This golf course is a real shit hole.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 glenalec: Wildlife provides commentary on humans destroying natural environment for rich old men to punt little white balls about.
 whaleshark: Birdie!
 wolfpk: Hole in one... um make that two.
 Robespierre: Coming up after the break: "Surprise!"
 itskando: If it fits, I shwell, you know...
Image 242871   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
190
 
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 You convinced me.
 KickassHellyeah: Ah away and fuck yoursen Paddy
 dangerkeith3000: Okay I'm radding this just because of how dumb it is. The uploader could have changed it to 2023, but rightfully decided 2021 was funnier.
 Ulillillia: 2023
 glenalec: Timely.
Image 242870   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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