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258606  Amy Housewine: Dedicated to the memory of our dear departed imgur sales rep.

258609  Amy Housewine: I like big borkfs and I cannot lie.

258589  Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!

258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant



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 Mr. Whiskers: I wouldnt even get in Godsmacks mosh pit
 Minnesotan: BURN IN HEAVEN
 a robot: Gonna get lit on that communion wine
 barfolomew: I guess God's still partying from the night before
Image 242879   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
426
 
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy you rockhead.
 Butcherboy: @WannaBee @fanny mine says I won a rock like Charlie Brown
 PenguinBartender: Is it a a town in Germany? I can't be sure, but it reminds me of my visit there.
 XLY: welcome to hell
 Eleftheros: @WannaBee @Yurishiro I get the same Amazon one and pretty often. It's using Safari mobile browser. Takes me to a site even when I click the 'stop loading' button.
 fanny: @WannaBee Ive gotten that one like 5 times today on this site. (but theyre telling me I won $1000 ;)
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro I had the same thing happening. When I would sign in it said the page was not secure, then I would get an Amazon pop up saying I won $100. It*s stopped for now.
 glenalec: Could almost be central Adelaide, but the North Terrace road there is un-squared to get around the river.
 glenalec: @Eleftheros @Yurishiro - I don't block ads explicitly, but I do have a known-malware-source blacklist which seems to block a lot of ads everywhere!
 Clim Tinties: @Eleftheros could it be your browser? I see very few ads.
 VeeKay: Suicide level traffic
 Ulillillia: Sweet Cities:Skylines you got there
 Eleftheros: Dear @friendly spaceship-mods , there is a insatiable urge to visition ad that has made mobile browsing impossible.
 sparename: You need to clean your fly-swatter
Image 242878   04-16-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
427
 
 Science: When I was but a baby, we lived in Panama. My parents were driving down the road, and my mom said "Aww, look at that poor dead sloth in the road." My dad replied "Dead? It's running for its life!"
 tib gubb: right... of... way... bitches...
 wolfpk: Why did the sloth cross the road? I'll answer in a week when he makes it across.
 looch: 's house
 mrdiron: ...... your mother
 Shay: ......to
 trumpet: ...get...
 greenbean: ...to...
 Shay: ....the road....
 ignatz: ...cross...
 ignatz: .. sloth..
 Shay: the.....
 Robespierre: New and improved, with chlorophyll AND Retsyn.
 Shay: did.....
 Shay: Why.....
Image 242877   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
262
 
 VeeKay: @Nope Always have a claw hammer in the car.
 Nope: Just key the car instead of leaving passive aggressive notes, Commit people.
 Yam: Time to re-evaluate my life choices
 dangerkeith3000: BURN!!!
Image 242876   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
265
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey you all...She is just trying not to get her poutine fingers on her amoke...
 trelyate: classy
 wolfpk: She promised to never touch another cigarette.
 Soviette: This is your fork. This is your fork in cigarettes. I forgot where I was going with this.
 Shay: How they smoke in France.
 sparename: A show of sophistication in the more upper-class trailer park
 Not A Bot: Ear warmers. Gots to get some Ear waaaarmers.
 glenalec: Fork smoking!
Image 242875   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
429
 
 Stumpwiz: There are more efficient ways to achieve this result.
 Science: Lifehack
 Suburbanmom: Better than most things created by this guitar
 dangerkeith3000: Played in the key of Egg Mixolydian.
 Admiral Alan: SBLOONGCH
 Shay: Tamago-Yucky
 grizzly: Eleggtric guitar
 Yam: Yo I like eggs
 sparename: He misheard "air-guitar"
Image 242874   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
729
 
 Side Boob: Your taxes are done! Also, I threw up on them.
 Psymon: Tuna is deductible, right?
 glenalec: Tax cat is exhausted.
Image 242873   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
190
 
 raditzu: yeah, i comitted sewerside quite a few times already. Fuck cyber bullying!
 Jabberwikket: We all troll down here, Georgie
 WTF: When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smash a Foot Soldier.
 Mad Collager: Of course, if a pig kills himself, it's called sooeycide.
 dad: @franny
 glenalec: A man fell down the sewer, and in the sewer he died. The coroner gave his verdict. He said it was sewerside.
 Yam: I thought it was sewerside when I was a kid.
Image 242872   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
773
 
 Warrax: This golf course is a real shit hole.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 glenalec: Wildlife provides commentary on humans destroying natural environment for rich old men to punt little white balls about.
 whaleshark: Birdie!
 wolfpk: Hole in one... um make that two.
 Robespierre: Coming up after the break: "Surprise!"
 itskando: If it fits, I shwell, you know...
Image 242871   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
190
 
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 You convinced me.
 VeeKay: Ah away and fuck yoursen Paddy
 dangerkeith3000: Okay I'm radding this just because of how dumb it is. The uploader could have changed it to 2023, but rightfully decided 2021 was funnier.
 Ulillillia: 2023
 glenalec: Timely.
Image 242870   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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