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268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
10. tib gubb



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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
524
 
 wolfpk: They don't call it "snail mail" for nothing!
 sparename: One of those damned "shell corporations"
 glenalec: Some of my parcels are shipped this way.
Image 242863   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
672
 
 BavidDowie: Yo, it's me, your white cat which you totally haven't fed yet.
 sparename: Paw-Som-O
 a robot: Yo dawg
Image 242862   04-16-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
574
 
 Telkwa: Sure, I can help you tie your shoelace!
Image 242861   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
358
 
 Dreforian: @trelyate It's never satire. Ever.
 trelyate: these days I can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not.
 boomboomboom: Could have sworn they were '45' when I picked them off the shelf at the store!
 sparename: "If I turn them upside-down will they suit 96?"
Image 242860   04-16-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
318
 
 lebron: @Warrax Nutty Buddies are the favorite in my house. Or was it Nutty Bars?
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 wolfpk: @Warrax Tough call, but those koffee kake cupcakes would probably win out.
 glenalec: @Christina - It's what's for dinner!
 well duh: I don't see any Dunkin' Stix. Bad vote.
 well duh: Tina! You fat lard!
 balloon: The word dinner is in a Prisoner font!
 Fuzzpot: I forgot to buy Twinkies :-(
 jochenau: @Warrax I don't see any of the regular brownies, I guess the cosmic ones will do
 Side Boob: "Honeybuns" is my dancing name.
 Warrax: Tag ur fav. I'm extreme lower right, oatmeal cream pies.
 Christina: Diabeetus
Image 242859   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
277
 
 lolenyManiac: can we be enemies then?
 glenalec: #242866 Dick #242866 !!
Image 242858   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
244
 
 VeeKay: God is dead. All arguments are pointless
 trelyate: my festivus pole is in my closet
 Spazstatic: Man, I didn't realize Christmas was only 5 weeks away!
 lolenyManiac: @barfolomew now, thats rad
 a robot: TIMELY! *grins madly and presses self destruct button*
 barfolomew: @glenalec I havea Vedic tree. It contains the spirit of a dead ancestor.
 EndlessVanity: I have an atheist tree - it doesn't exist.
Image 242857   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
273
 
 Science: @wolfpk: No - you want "Angel Dust" in aisle 5
 glenalec: Popular gift for nieces and nephews if you hate your siblings. Or grandkids if you are seeking revenge on your own kids.
 well duh: Glitter should be required by law to be called "arts and crafts herpies".
 lolenyManiac: @sparename Duhh, youre not supposed to put it in yo eyes
 sparename: Clogs Hoovers, won't come off pets, serious eye irritant. Enjoy
 lolenyManiac: i'm gonna dip my johnson in it
 barfolomew: Ruins everything in your parent's house!
 jochenau: Sticks to anything forever!
 wolfpk: Does it come with a straw?
Image 242856   04-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
405
 
 Beerarchy: this made me vote rad @glenalec
 sparename: " # We'll frolic and play, The Eskimo way, Walking in a onesie wonderland # "
 nclaw: Real knitting has curves.
 Robespierre: A flotilla of fertility goddesses
Image 242855   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
191
 
 Vorm Gongo: man alive @barfolomew
 BavidDowie: O hay can you see
 Aspirin: Milkers made trucking jobs for America. Idk.
 Religion X: They see me rollin, they haytin..
 lolenyManiac: @dobbiesdoogs you forgot weapons
 dobbiesdoogs: about the only thing made in america anymore
 Not A Bot: Tuber boobers
 barfolomew: Gentlemen... the enemy leaves us no choice. It's time we must deploy project haystack.
 lolenyManiac: @Robespierre yea, the murican flag should be on the top stack
 Robespierre: There's probably something illegal about doing this
 dangerkeith3000: Na Na Na Na Hay Hay Hay Goodbye
 piranharama: U S HAY!
 fanny: Hay! Thats pretty american!
Image 242854   04-16-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
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