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253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

253147  Passive: @metallica who cares

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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 BavidDowie: Yo, it's me, your white cat which you totally haven't fed yet.
 sparename: Paw-Som-O
 a robot: Yo dawg
Image 242862   04-16-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
547
 
 Telkwa: Sure, I can help you tie your shoelace!
Image 242861   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
358
 
 Dreforian: @trelyate It's never satire. Ever.
 trelyate: these days I can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not.
 boomboomboom: Could have sworn they were '45' when I picked them off the shelf at the store!
 sparename: "If I turn them upside-down will they suit 96?"
Image 242860   04-16-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
318
 
 WannaBee: @Warrax Nutty Buddies are the favorite in my house. Or was it Nutty Bars?
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 wolfpk: @Warrax Tough call, but those koffee kake cupcakes would probably win out.
 glenalec: @Christina - It's what's for dinner!
 well duh: I don't see any Dunkin' Stix. Bad vote.
 well duh: Tina! You fat lard!
 balloon: The word dinner is in a Prisoner font!
 Fuzzpot: I forgot to buy Twinkies :-(
 jochenau: @Warrax I don't see any of the regular brownies, I guess the cosmic ones will do
 Side Boob: "Honeybuns" is my dancing name.
 Warrax: Tag ur fav. I'm extreme lower right, oatmeal cream pies.
 Christina: Diabeetus
Image 242859   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
277
 
 lolenyManiac: can we be enemies then?
 glenalec: #242866 Dick #242866 !!
Image 242858   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
221
 
 VeeKay: God is dead. All arguments are pointless
 trelyate: my festivus pole is in my closet
 Spazstatic: Man, I didn't realize Christmas was only 5 weeks away!
 lolenyManiac: @barfolomew now, thats rad
 a robot: TIMELY! *grins madly and presses self destruct button*
 barfolomew: @glenalec I havea Vedic tree. It contains the spirit of a dead ancestor.
 EndlessVanity: I have an atheist tree - it doesn't exist.
Image 242857   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
273
 
 Science: @wolfpk: No - you want "Angel Dust" in aisle 5
 glenalec: Popular gift for nieces and nephews if you hate your siblings. Or grandkids if you are seeking revenge on your own kids.
 well duh: Glitter should be required by law to be called "arts and crafts herpies".
 lolenyManiac: @sparename Duhh, youre not supposed to put it in yo eyes
 sparename: Clogs Hoovers, won't come off pets, serious eye irritant. Enjoy
 lolenyManiac: i'm gonna dip my johnson in it
 barfolomew: Ruins everything in your parent's house!
 jochenau: Sticks to anything forever!
 wolfpk: Does it come with a straw?
Image 242856   04-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
405
 
 Beerarchy: this made me vote rad @glenalec
 sparename: " # We'll frolic and play, The Eskimo way, Walking in a onesie wonderland # "
 nclaw: Real knitting has curves.
 Robespierre: A flotilla of fertility goddesses
Image 242855   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
191
 
 Vorm Gongo: man alive @barfolomew
 BavidDowie: O hay can you see
 Aspirin: Milkers made trucking jobs for America. Idk.
 ignatz: They see me rollin, they haytin..
 lolenyManiac: @dobbiesdoogs you forgot weapons
 dobbiesdoogs: about the only thing made in america anymore
 Not A Bot: Tuber boobers
 barfolomew: Gentlemen... the enemy leaves us no choice. It's time we must deploy project haystack.
 lolenyManiac: @Robespierre yea, the murican flag should be on the top stack
 Robespierre: There's probably something illegal about doing this
 dangerkeith3000: Na Na Na Na Hay Hay Hay Goodbye
 piranharama: U S HAY!
 fanny: Hay! Thats pretty american!
Image 242854   04-16-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
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 Not Sam: Is that a cat in the basket?
 dangerkeith3000: Beautimous.
Image 242853   04-16-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
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