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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
547
 
 Telkwa: Sure, I can help you tie your shoelace!
Image 242861   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
358
 
 Dreforian: @trelyate It's never satire. Ever.
 trelyate: these days I can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not.
 boomboomboom: Could have sworn they were '45' when I picked them off the shelf at the store!
 sparename: "If I turn them upside-down will they suit 96?"
Image 242860   04-16-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
318
 
 WannaBee: @Warrax Nutty Buddies are the favorite in my house. Or was it Nutty Bars?
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 wolfpk: @Warrax Tough call, but those koffee kake cupcakes would probably win out.
 glenalec: @Christina - It's what's for dinner!
 well duh: I don't see any Dunkin' Stix. Bad vote.
 well duh: Tina! You fat lard!
 balloon: The word dinner is in a Prisoner font!
 Fuzzpot: I forgot to buy Twinkies :-(
 jochenau: @Warrax I don't see any of the regular brownies, I guess the cosmic ones will do
 Side Boob: "Honeybuns" is my dancing name.
 Warrax: Tag ur fav. I'm extreme lower right, oatmeal cream pies.
 Christina: Diabeetus
Image 242859   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
277
 
 lolenyManiac: can we be enemies then?
 glenalec: #242866 Dick #242866 !!
Image 242858   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
221
 
 VeeKay: God is dead. All arguments are pointless
 trelyate: my festivus pole is in my closet
 Spazstatic: Man, I didn't realize Christmas was only 5 weeks away!
 lolenyManiac: @barfolomew now, thats rad
 a robot: TIMELY! *grins madly and presses self destruct button*
 barfolomew: @glenalec I havea Vedic tree. It contains the spirit of a dead ancestor.
 EndlessVanity: I have an atheist tree - it doesn't exist.
Image 242857   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
273
 
 Science: @wolfpk: No - you want "Angel Dust" in aisle 5
 glenalec: Popular gift for nieces and nephews if you hate your siblings. Or grandkids if you are seeking revenge on your own kids.
 well duh: Glitter should be required by law to be called "arts and crafts herpies".
 lolenyManiac: @sparename Duhh, youre not supposed to put it in yo eyes
 sparename: Clogs Hoovers, won't come off pets, serious eye irritant. Enjoy
 lolenyManiac: i'm gonna dip my johnson in it
 barfolomew: Ruins everything in your parent's house!
 jochenau: Sticks to anything forever!
 wolfpk: Does it come with a straw?
Image 242856   04-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
405
 
 Beerarchy: this made me vote rad @glenalec
 sparename: " # We'll frolic and play, The Eskimo way, Walking in a onesie wonderland # "
 nclaw: Real knitting has curves.
 Robespierre: A flotilla of fertility goddesses
Image 242855   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
191
 
 Vorm Gongo: man alive @barfolomew
 BavidDowie: O hay can you see
 Aspirin: Milkers made trucking jobs for America. Idk.
 ignatz: They see me rollin, they haytin..
 lolenyManiac: @dobbiesdoogs you forgot weapons
 dobbiesdoogs: about the only thing made in america anymore
 Not A Bot: Tuber boobers
 barfolomew: Gentlemen... the enemy leaves us no choice. It's time we must deploy project haystack.
 lolenyManiac: @Robespierre yea, the murican flag should be on the top stack
 Robespierre: There's probably something illegal about doing this
 dangerkeith3000: Na Na Na Na Hay Hay Hay Goodbye
 piranharama: U S HAY!
 fanny: Hay! Thats pretty american!
Image 242854   04-16-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
468
 
 Not Sam: Is that a cat in the basket?
 dangerkeith3000: Beautimous.
Image 242853   04-16-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
462
 
 savvoy: Where can I buy this? I mean, come on, tarantulas are expensive!
 Aspirin: The first few times I ate CC, it absolutely destroyed my mouth.
 King Polly: The Soggies are too terrified to go in there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and before i could say no there was a bowl filled to the brim with tarantula eggs.
 Robespierre: Good eatin' size - they fry up real nice
Image 242852   04-16-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
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