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273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

273426  Side Boob: @communist Now I have that song stuck in my head! :P

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
574
 
 Telkwa: Sure, I can help you tie your shoelace!
Image 242861   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
358
 
 Dreforian: @trelyate It's never satire. Ever.
 trelyate: these days I can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not.
 boomboomboom: Could have sworn they were '45' when I picked them off the shelf at the store!
 sparename: "If I turn them upside-down will they suit 96?"
Image 242860   04-16-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
318
 
 lebron: @Warrax Nutty Buddies are the favorite in my house. Or was it Nutty Bars?
 TheFrogMan: Le cuisine Americaine
 wolfpk: @Warrax Tough call, but those koffee kake cupcakes would probably win out.
 glenalec: @Christina - It's what's for dinner!
 well duh: I don't see any Dunkin' Stix. Bad vote.
 well duh: Tina! You fat lard!
 balloon: The word dinner is in a Prisoner font!
 Fuzzpot: I forgot to buy Twinkies :-(
 jochenau: @Warrax I don't see any of the regular brownies, I guess the cosmic ones will do
 Side Boob: "Honeybuns" is my dancing name.
 Warrax: Tag ur fav. I'm extreme lower right, oatmeal cream pies.
 Christina: Diabeetus
Image 242859   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
277
 
 lolenyManiac: can we be enemies then?
 glenalec: #242866 Dick #242866 !!
Image 242858   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
244
 
 i peed a lil: God is dead. All arguments are pointless
 trelyate: my festivus pole is in my closet
 Spazstatic: Man, I didn't realize Christmas was only 5 weeks away!
 lolenyManiac: @barfolomew now, thats rad
 a robot: TIMELY! *grins madly and presses self destruct button*
 barfolomew: @glenalec I havea Vedic tree. It contains the spirit of a dead ancestor.
 EndlessVanity: I have an atheist tree - it doesn't exist.
Image 242857   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
273
 
 Science: @wolfpk: No - you want "Angel Dust" in aisle 5
 glenalec: Popular gift for nieces and nephews if you hate your siblings. Or grandkids if you are seeking revenge on your own kids.
 well duh: Glitter should be required by law to be called "arts and crafts herpies".
 lolenyManiac: @sparename Duhh, youre not supposed to put it in yo eyes
 sparename: Clogs Hoovers, won't come off pets, serious eye irritant. Enjoy
 lolenyManiac: i'm gonna dip my johnson in it
 barfolomew: Ruins everything in your parent's house!
 jochenau: Sticks to anything forever!
 wolfpk: Does it come with a straw?
Image 242856   04-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
405
 
 Beerarchy: this made me vote rad @glenalec
 sparename: " # We'll frolic and play, The Eskimo way, Walking in a onesie wonderland # "
 nclaw: Real knitting has curves.
 Robespierre: A flotilla of fertility goddesses
Image 242855   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
191
 
 Vorm Gongo: man alive @barfolomew
 BavidDowie: O hay can you see
 Aspirin: Milkers made trucking jobs for America. Idk.
 Religion X: They see me rollin, they haytin..
 lolenyManiac: @dobbiesdoogs you forgot weapons
 dobbiesdoogs: about the only thing made in america anymore
 Not A Bot: Tuber boobers
 barfolomew: Gentlemen... the enemy leaves us no choice. It's time we must deploy project haystack.
 lolenyManiac: @Robespierre yea, the murican flag should be on the top stack
 Robespierre: There's probably something illegal about doing this
 dangerkeith3000: Na Na Na Na Hay Hay Hay Goodbye
 piranharama: U S HAY!
 fanny: Hay! Thats pretty american!
Image 242854   04-16-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
468
 
 Not Sam: Is that a cat in the basket?
 dangerkeith3000: Beautimous.
Image 242853   04-16-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
462
 
 savvoy: Where can I buy this? I mean, come on, tarantulas are expensive!
 Aspirin: The first few times I ate CC, it absolutely destroyed my mouth.
 King Polly: The Soggies are too terrified to go in there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and before i could say no there was a bowl filled to the brim with tarantula eggs.
 Robespierre: Good eatin' size - they fry up real nice
Image 242852   04-16-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
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