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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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 Gimpo Rempumbies: @trelyate It's never satire. Ever.
 Bert Morpoble: these days I can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not.
 Trorb Rempoble: Could have sworn they were '45' when I picked them off the shelf at the store!
 Thawn Plumple: "If I turn them upside-down will they suit 96?"
Image 242860   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mirb Horpuble
 Rorb Morpongus: @Warrax Nutty Buddies are the favorite in my house. Or was it Nutty Bars?
 Thurm Plemungus: Le cuisine Americaine
 Pelm Cremopert: @Warrax Tough call, but those koffee kake cupcakes would probably win out.
 Veld Plongus: @Christina - It's what's for dinner!
 Crulm Cremupert: I don't see any Dunkin' Stix. Bad vote.
 Leple Dampongus: Tina! You fat lard!
 Gampo Drumumple: The word dinner is in a Prisoner font!
 Flimp Fluble: I forgot to buy Twinkies :-(
 Duple Pluble: @Warrax I don't see any of the regular brownies, I guess the cosmic ones will do
 Frort Dampumbies: "Honeybuns" is my dancing name.
 Mump Cremongus: Tag ur fav. I'm extreme lower right, oatmeal cream pies.
 Purb Dampopert: Diabeetus
Image 242859   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Vumpo Cremuble
 Lurbo Horpombies: can we be enemies then?
 Porb Flumbies: #242866 Dick #242866 !!
Image 242858   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Hirt Rempungus
 Durbo Dampongus: God is dead. All arguments are pointless
 Ralm Rempuble: my festivus pole is in my closet
 Bongo Albomple: Man, I didn't realize Christmas was only 5 weeks away!
 Theft Flupert: @barfolomew now, thats rad
 Hirbo Cremombies: TIMELY! *grins madly and presses self destruct button*
 Geld Albopert: @glenalec I havea Vedic tree. It contains the spirit of a dead ancestor.
 Morb Broble: I have an atheist tree - it doesn't exist.
Image 242857   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Reld Cremoble
 Thiwn Grunuble: @wolfpk: No - you want "Angel Dust" in aisle 5
 Gaft Bromple: Popular gift for nieces and nephews if you hate your siblings. Or grandkids if you are seeking revenge on your own kids.
 Dirm Plumple: Glitter should be required by law to be called "arts and crafts herpies".
 Rown Flumongus: @sparename Duhh, youre not supposed to put it in yo eyes
 Pengo Albupert: Clogs Hoovers, won't come off pets, serious eye irritant. Enjoy
 Girm Flumumbies: i'm gonna dip my johnson in it
 Trurbo Horpupert: Ruins everything in your parent's house!
 Ramp Grunopert: Sticks to anything forever!
 Dingo Grungus: Does it come with a straw?
Image 242856   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Flurbo Plemungus
 Vung Brumple: this made me vote rad @glenalec
 Dang Grongus: " # We'll frolic and play, The Eskimo way, Walking in a onesie wonderland # "
 Gengo Flumongo: Real knitting has curves.
 Bampo Grunongus: A flotilla of fertility goddesses
Image 242855   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Pirt Grupert
 Mift Plongo: man alive @barfolomew
 Buwn Morpomple: O hay can you see
 Varbo Grunoble: Milkers made trucking jobs for America. Idk.
 Mump Gropert: They see me rollin, they haytin..
 Vart Flumungo: @dobbiesdoogs you forgot weapons
 Hump Cremoble: about the only thing made in america anymore
 Murm Plemoble: Tuber boobers
 Lulm Albupert: Gentlemen... the enemy leaves us no choice. It's time we must deploy project haystack.
 Lamp Drumungus: @Robespierre yea, the murican flag should be on the top stack
 Bople Morpungus: There's probably something illegal about doing this
 Veng Grungus: Na Na Na Na Hay Hay Hay Goodbye
 Mingo Cremombies: U S HAY!
 Rang Plemombies: Hay! Thats pretty american!
Image 242854   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Jorb Drumungo
 Friwn Plemombies: Is that a cat in the basket?
 Volm Plemumbies: Beautimous.
Image 242853   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cromp Cremomple
 Thawn Plumple: Where can I buy this? I mean, come on, tarantulas are expensive!
 Flart Horpumbies: The first few times I ate CC, it absolutely destroyed my mouth.
 Hewn Cremumple: The Soggies are too terrified to go in there
 Frorbo Grunopert: and before i could say no there was a bowl filled to the brim with tarantula eggs.
 Barb Rempombies: Good eatin' size - they fry up real nice
Image 242852   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Tholm Dampuble
 Vengo Drumumbies: This is a nice picture. You should put it on a calendar.
Image 242851   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Treft Flumumple
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