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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. glenalec
5. Nope
6. Mr. Shine
7. Robespierre
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Christina
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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Bagels uploaded 248493 (1041 points)
pisspig uploaded 248323 (1037 points)
james uploaded 248352 (994 points)
celebgate uploaded 248470 (949 points)
ITS TAPE uploaded 248255 (939 points)
Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (916 points)
dingding uploaded 248238 (913 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (855 points)
Fullhouse uploaded 248362 (844 points)
9inchfails uploaded 248415 (837 points)
Jolly Well uploaded 248174 (835 points)
Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 9952 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
910
 
 Yurishiro: P.S. I ate your foot.
 Telkwa: Ce nes't pas une chat, c'est un chien. Tabernac!
 Yam: I dont think Ive been that happy in my entire life.
Image 242823   04-16-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
386
 
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit MOOnsanto
 glenalec: That isn't really how cow-teats are arranged!
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto.
 barfolomew: This is expressly forbidden in Leviticus.
 Warrax: Smear this on my charred flesh!
 ignatz: at least it's not a mayo bull..
Image 242822   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
567
 
 deeeeeeeez: They thin a lot of things...
 Yam: Sounds like my kind of gal
 Dr Awkward: Soft muscles, hard of hearing
Image 242821   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
920
 
 Prostata: damned ewoks
 sparename: "Reach for the sky, weed"
 Shay: Now that's a reddy tall wood.
 Teechur: Now imagine you're looking up a dandelion stalk.
Image 242820   04-16-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: 10/10 for inventiveness. 2/10 for practicality.
 jazzjunkie: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
 itskando: Where's the bathroom? Amy Sedaris: "Where isn't the bathroom?" I think I finally found the bathroom that she couldn't.
 Felicity: There*s basically no way to wipe
 Yurishiro: Best fits/sits combo ever
 wolfpk: You have to back in.
 sparename: Lara Croft has to go some time
 Warrax: What a shit hole.
 ignatz: Just got to squeeze one out.. *shivers*
Image 242819   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
361
 
 Greifer: my dudes
Image 242818   04-16-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
470
 
 Yurishiro: Whatever it is I want to take it home :(
 Otterman: @Christina 1) Lie down 2) Try not to cry 3) Cry a lot
 Christina: @lecj07 They threw it out because it doesn't fit in anywhere.
 lecj07: @Christina Number 1 is why they threw the mattress out. Possibly number 2 as well.
 Christina: @Otterman What is number 1)?
 PenguinBartender: Same
 fanny: Not that it mattress much to anyone
 Otterman: 2) Try not to cry
Image 242817   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
214
 
 Telkwa: (Quitely loosens wedding ring and lets it drop) (Turns slowly and smiles wistfully)
 Mr. Shine: *spits*
Image 242816   04-16-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
189
 
 itskando: The beans he's thinkin bout
 Telkwa: Rock ya, chakra baby!
 Side Boob: Heru-Ur looking a little worse for wear.
Image 242815   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
458
 
 Telkwa: Good thing that Y2K patch resolved this glitch.
 Mr. Shine: It seems to have grown exponentially!
Image 242814   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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