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273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
386
 
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit MOOnsanto
 wwwdotcom: That isn't really how cow-teats are arranged!
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto.
 barfolomew: This is expressly forbidden in Leviticus.
 Warrax: Smear this on my charred flesh!
 kensin: at least it's not a mayo bull..
Image 242822   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
567
 
 deeeeeeeez: They thin a lot of things...
 Yam: Sounds like my kind of gal
 Dr Awkward: Soft muscles, hard of hearing
Image 242821   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
945
 
 Prostata: damned ewoks
 sparename: "Reach for the sky, weed"
 Shay: Now that's a reddy tall wood.
 Teechur: Now imagine you're looking up a dandelion stalk.
Image 242820   04-16-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: 10/10 for inventiveness. 2/10 for practicality.
 jazzjunkie: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
 itskando: Where's the bathroom? Amy Sedaris: "Where isn't the bathroom?" I think I finally found the bathroom that she couldn't.
 Fast Sloth: There s basically no way to wipe
 prospector: Best fits/sits combo ever
 wolfpk: You have to back in.
 sparename: Lara Croft has to go some time
 Warrax: What a shit hole.
 kate shutupton: Just got to squeeze one out.. *shivers*
Image 242819   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
361
 
 Greifer: my dudes
Image 242818   04-16-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
470
 
 nerdhulk: Whatever it is I want to take it home :(
 Frank herbert: @Christina 1) Lie down 2) Try not to cry 3) Cry a lot
 Christina: @lecj07 They threw it out because it doesn't fit in anywhere.
 lecj07: @Christina Number 1 is why they threw the mattress out. Possibly number 2 as well.
 Christina: @Otterman What is number 1)?
 PenguinBartender: Same
 fanny: Not that it mattress much to anyone
 Handyman: 2) Try not to cry
Image 242817   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
214
 
 Telkwa: (Quitely loosens wedding ring and lets it drop) (Turns slowly and smiles wistfully)
 Mr. Shine: *spits*
Image 242816   04-16-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
189
 
 itskando: The beans he's thinkin bout
 Telkwa: Rock ya, chakra baby!
 Side Boob: Heru-Ur looking a little worse for wear.
Image 242815   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
458
 
 Telkwa: Good thing that Y2K patch resolved this glitch.
 Mr. Shine: It seems to have grown exponentially!
Image 242814   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
861
 
 Shay: True classic.
 Warrax: And now I am too. Well played, bean industrial complex.
 Scoo: username/upload combo
 titular role: He wants you to press his hat.
 fracking: As a member of the press, he should show a little journalistic integrity and not publicly endorse any one bean manufacturer.
 obama: Once you see beans above the frank, you never forget.
 cakefizzle: STILL thinking about those beans. This man knows what he likes, I can respect that.
Image 242813   04-16-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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