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273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

273229  addend: @KingTrebek *blue screens forever*

273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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11. parrotsnest: 1765 points
12. Never AFK: 1748 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
382
 
 Mr Bleak: Two kids enter, one kid bleeds.
 Sadbot: When you play the game of soft drinks you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
 glowstick: Pepsi will DOOOOOOOOO!
 gulpeg: Two enter one leaves.
Image 242780   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1011
 
 Malkchic: A younger Diego?
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie What's to fear? They're only point on 5 ends.
 Donut: Just lion about. No, wait...
 piranharama: Dont let go Jack!
 Bu7Z: This is unbelievable. The head side is the other way!
 jazzjunkie: Don't do it. It's a trap!
Image 242779   04-16-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
586
 
 Robespierre: Ow. OW. OW!!!
 courtney: @Yurishiro I think I read this wrong
 daisy picker: Then why I see more white people behind them
Image 242778   04-16-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
125
 
 Donut: We are sorry for the inconvenience. Meanwhile, here's Steve Harvey.
 Spazstatic: It's not a drill, it's a false alarm.
Image 242777   04-16-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
608
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Crazy Fool! The button works: ducks can't type.
 Telkwa: Ce n'est pas la chat, c'est les canards. Et ses jolie blonde.
 hammy: What's inside?!?
 addend: The chat button does nothing! Why taunt us with it?
Image 242776   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
415
 
 Robespierre: Phantom 309 done gone all trash panda-y
 Side Boob: On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...
 fridaynight: "This is MY dinner, not yours."
Image 242775   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
776
 
 Donut: "How much did I DRINK last night?"
 Gazden: Cypress hill
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dogweed
Image 242774   04-16-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
361
 
 balloon: When your mouth is at the same level of your eyes...
 jochenau: Calm one lemon, just one. Leave the other one crazy and out of control; that's your party lemon.
Image 242773   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
268
 
 raditzu: Hawaii missile center?
 Robespierre: Bigger than that guy's
 Donut: The BIG SHINY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
 tiffany: @Telkwa Tribute
 Telkwa: Miss Jamieson, can you come here into my office with your steno pad? I need you to transcribe THE BEST COMMENT EVER!
Image 242772   04-16-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
656
 
 SpaceCow: The hidden panel is him chewing on tinfoil.
Image 242771   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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