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258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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 9. logan: 1893 points
10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1592 points
15. DerMantis: 1560 points
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 karmakat: the grease smell probably got him to sit on there.
 Ulillillia: Ha! I kill me
 Christina: Melmac barbecue.
Image 242682   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
 itskando: Son of Lawrence "Cowboy Curtis" Fishburn?
 fanny: @Shay lol I was discussing that exact episode with a coworker the other day!!
 Shay: I take it the bicycle salesman from Different Strokes just got his parole accepted.
Image 242681   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
367
 
 Robespierre: For some, this would be more like the Mystical Misery Tour
 Ulillillia: Peak Brittania
 Scoo: It's Corgi to take you away...
 fanny: I'll definitely roll up for this tour!
Image 242680   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
739
 
 Springbok: Stargazing
 a robot: Kitty wishes she could get on the Magical Mystery bus too
 karmakat: I am sure the spell is around here
Image 242679   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
488
 
 SpaceCow: "Did today's forecast call for fire? I'd better check the weather."
 Shay: In today's headlines: This is Fine
 ssignature: Lt Commander Data trying to learn what it is like to be human
 sparename: Liar, liar..
Image 242678   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
554
 
 Shay: Hey, get a load of fatso.
 Donut: And the moral of the story is stop banning things, stupid authoritarian government.
 Robespierre: Booty of North Korea
 Springbok: So angry, he lit a man on fire
 Side Boob: Bloaty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Excuse me, North Korea, you can't park your van here. Oh, it's just a fat kid!
 Christina: Beauty of China.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mr. Shine: *Kim ugly-crying* "I wish that journalist lived in MY country!"
 sparename: Cue another equally awful Stereophonics dirge
Image 242677   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
117
 
 Springbok: What the fuck
Image 242676   04-15-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
637
 
 Annoying Vegan : How sweet are your little ear floofs?!
 karmakat: AW! this is SO ADORABLE!!!
Image 242675   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
1274
 
 VeeKay: Che had a doctorate in medicine. Just sayin...
 Not A Bot: bad santa
 Side Boob: There's no IQ test to vote. Vote the bums out!
 Telkwa: Looking at Rorsach inkblots all day ain't gonna help any either.
 Air Biscuit: The real opportunity is the one that never knocks.
Image 242674   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
272
 
 Stumpwiz: Must one be drug-free to be married?
 sparename: "You're clean and you STILL want to get married? Here, have some drugs"
Image 242673   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
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