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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
1160
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ready to beam up to the Spaceship! #237612
 carpwoman: Knicely done!
 Mad Collager: @Knice You and your sweetie rock! Many happy turns and returns! I hope this is the first of many non-medical appointment outings.
 Mad Collager: @Knice You and your sweetie rock! Many happy turns and returns! I hope this is the first of many non-medical appointment outings.
 fanny: @Knice you're awesome and proof that us old people can still do stuff :-D
 VoR: Just adult figure tings..
 a robot: @Knice I love your updates! You and your missus are both fucking rockstars!
 Mr. Shine: @Knice posted for you #242572
 WTF: @Knice You seem pretty chill for someone about ready to land a quadruple axel.
 Knice: We took a trip that didn't involve a medical appointment, and I got to show off for my Sweetie. This was a Big Deal: My performance was okay, but my girl fucking nailed her footwork.
Image 242665   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
408
 
 when so: They drained all the rad out of my striped crepe!
Image 242664   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
633
 
 when so: Meowsic video
Image 242663   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
582
 
 karmakat: hey lady...fancy going on a drive with me?
 Not A Bot: "If pigs could fly, Scotland yard would be londons third airport"
 fanny: looks pretty sad for someone who just has to think about beans all day
Image 242662   04-15-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
483
 
 Robespierre: "Peel me a grape, Gladys"
 LurkedMoar: Lookin' vascular brah
 VoR: Vampire bait
 ThoughtlessGentleman: gettin that cardio breh?!
 VeeKay: So, if you took all the blood vessels out of a human and stretched them out, that human would undergo terminal experience.
Image 242661   04-15-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
540
 
 HatStand: Heard you were talking shit
 Robespierre: Wha'choo, ennyway?
 karmakat: what is that? I swear that it didn't come out of me...
 Ulillillia: Why the long face?
 Teechur: SpongeBob? Y R U so smol?
Image 242660   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
34
 
 Stumpwiz: Reminds me of "Team America World Police."
Image 242659   04-15-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
375
 
 RiderFan: Every now and again you can overhear someone birthing a demon in a stall.
 Robespierre: Be different; FLUSH
 Air Biscuit: No pressure or anything.
 Dr. Bathroom: Alright, you asked for it.
 breadtoaster: Don't tell me what to do.
 VeeKay: Bleed out of your anus.
 Mr. Shine: #242652
Image 242658   04-15-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
671
 
 charlemagne: @Teechur the show has veered so far from the comics (rick by this point had one hand and a gimpy leg) that they're almost two different stories
 Teechur: @charlemagne I have my suspicions. I just hope one of the shows starts looking at cause/cure before fans lose so much interest that they cancel the show. (I don't read graphic novels, so my canon comes from the show only)
 charlemagne: @Teechur there is. both timelines will align, and that person will travel off screen to texas. I'd say who it is, but you're going to find out in x amount of hours
 VoR: I hadon't my sneeze glad removed for this very reason
 Teechur: @charlemagne I agree! There's supposed to be a crossover character soon, too.
 charlemagne: @Teechur fear the walking dead has been much better
 Teechur: The Yawning Dead. That's pretty much how the seasons have been, too
Image 242657   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
700
 
 SpaceCow: The butcher and candlestick maker were both converted while in the tub.
 Stumpwiz: Really, nobody? OK. Baruch ata Adonay, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Damn bastard makers
 Air Biscuit: Do these magicians do birthday parties?
 VoR: @VoR bit of a stretch dude..
 VoR: Big bread loaf. Big bread loaf. Talk about big baking. My chef's got one in the oven...
 pawsies: Nobility bred
 Ulillillia: No, I said go to *bed*!
 VeeKay: Damn master bakers
 Teechur: You could make one hell of a Monte Cristo with that!
 Frank herbert: You could stuff those with a child...
 Mr. Shine: That's the second-largest loaf of bread I've ever seen.
 Dominus Umbrae: At the annual "Count Bakeula imitation contest"
Image 242656   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
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