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268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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6. tib gubb
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8. Annoying Vegan
9. Shay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
483
 
 Robespierre: "Peel me a grape, Gladys"
 LurkedMoar: Lookin' vascular brah
 VoR: Vampire bait
 ThoughtlessGentleman: gettin that cardio breh?!
 VeeKay: So, if you took all the blood vessels out of a human and stretched them out, that human would undergo terminal experience.
Image 242661   04-15-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
540
 
 HatStand: Heard you were talking shit
 Robespierre: Wha'choo, ennyway?
 karmakat: what is that? I swear that it didn't come out of me...
 Ulillillia: Why the long face?
 Teechur: SpongeBob? Y R U so smol?
Image 242660   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
34
 
 Stumpwiz: Reminds me of "Team America World Police."
Image 242659   04-15-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
375
 
 RiderFan: Every now and again you can overhear someone birthing a demon in a stall.
 Robespierre: Be different; FLUSH
 Air Biscuit: No pressure or anything.
 Dr. Bathroom: Alright, you asked for it.
 breadtoaster: Don't tell me what to do.
 VeeKay: Bleed out of your anus.
 Mr. Shine: #242652
Image 242658   04-15-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
671
 
 charlemagne: @Teechur the show has veered so far from the comics (rick by this point had one hand and a gimpy leg) that they're almost two different stories
 Teechur: @charlemagne I have my suspicions. I just hope one of the shows starts looking at cause/cure before fans lose so much interest that they cancel the show. (I don't read graphic novels, so my canon comes from the show only)
 charlemagne: @Teechur there is. both timelines will align, and that person will travel off screen to texas. I'd say who it is, but you're going to find out in x amount of hours
 VoR: I hadon't my sneeze glad removed for this very reason
 Teechur: @charlemagne I agree! There's supposed to be a crossover character soon, too.
 charlemagne: @Teechur fear the walking dead has been much better
 Teechur: The Yawning Dead. That's pretty much how the seasons have been, too
Image 242657   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
700
 
 SpaceCow: The butcher and candlestick maker were both converted while in the tub.
 Stumpwiz: Really, nobody? OK. Baruch ata Adonay, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Damn bastard makers
 Air Biscuit: Do these magicians do birthday parties?
 VoR: @VoR bit of a stretch dude..
 VoR: Big bread loaf. Big bread loaf. Talk about big baking. My chef's got one in the oven...
 pawsies: Nobility bred
 Ulillillia: No, I said go to *bed*!
 VeeKay: Damn master bakers
 Teechur: You could make one hell of a Monte Cristo with that!
 Frank herbert: You could stuff those with a child...
 Mr. Shine: That's the second-largest loaf of bread I've ever seen.
 Dominus Umbrae: At the annual "Count Bakeula imitation contest"
Image 242656   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
233
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this a good omen?
 Robespierre: This parasail verges on the unique
 Mr. Shine: Ken Bone?!
Image 242655   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
677
 
 Stumpwiz: Cat doesn't realize it's not a touch-screen. Sad.
 Robespierre: Warmth detected
 Mr. Shine: Cat operating as expected.
 VeeKay: f;khfiahdh;fsdahf;asaldf;daj
Image 242654   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
274
 
 Warrax: Guns and bananas are just too similar. Pay attention and don't make the mistake this guy made.
 sparename: "you want me to get the stone out of that avocado?"
 Mr. Shine: It's probably an air pistol to keep away birds or monkeys or whatever pest animal lives near there.
 Mr. Shine: The gun 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
 VeeKay: Creepy
Image 242653   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658
 itskando: Shat bricks
 Stumpwiz: Clearly the man doesn't have a prostate problem.
 waxymom: TOILET GUN!
 Dr. Bathroom: Someone literally shit a brick.
 sparename: Beware of Commode O'Dragon
 jazzjunkie: Do something amazing
 Not A Bot: TILT! You've locked the controls now...
 VeeKay: DAD! I dropped my Nokia in the toilet!
 gutwheat: Don't do taco bell, kids...
 DOW: Heavy shit..
Image 242652   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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