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248475  Warrax: I rub my dough on a living tree.

248508  winwolf: Handy

248515  Amy Housewine: "You will by now have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."

248492  Warrax: They killed her.

248494  Warrax: Am I going anyplace specific? No, just roman.

248497  Warrax: Kit-Cat

248384  Amy Housewine: @sparename Gah!

248507  Amy Housewine: Excuse me, is this the queue for lettuce?

248394  Jabberwikket: Close some Windows to continue....

248395  Jabberwikket: Got your nose, inception level

248508  Amy Housewine: Shardelle is always running her mouth.

248502  Mr. Whiskers: Truly evil...

248496  Air Biscuit: He's dug up the infinity frisbee!! Quick! Assemble the dog avengers!

248498  Air Biscuit: He had to big for he got dang birb

248506  Air Biscuit: When the doctor tells you you have one year left to live...

248505  Air Biscuit: If more people carried flashlights on evening strolls, there would be less dog poop to step in.

248508  Air Biscuit: Gonna need some kind of wrist brace.

248499  Air Biscuit: And how you cleaned up your life.

248504  Air Biscuit: 4UW pup

248507  Air Biscuit: Leapfrog: not just for frogs anymore

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248458 VoR: Meh

248246 Side Boob: "How do we make Pepsi worse?"

248326 Joseph: I once had a stampede of animals chase me trough a safari park. Turns out I had the exact same car as the people that fed them.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248249 Kaviri: What will the world look like, post-Minecraft?

248244 Kaviri: That's a real flaccid finger you got there, Sam-bot.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter



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10. dingding: 2391 points
11. Bagels: 2080 points
12. Stephen Milkmus: 2019 points
13. DOW: 1972 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1756 points
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Score:
540
 
 HatStand: Heard you were talking shit
 Robespierre: Wha'choo, ennyway?
 karmakat: what is that? I swear that it didn't come out of me...
 Ulillillia: Why the long face?
 Teechur: SpongeBob? Y R U so smol?
Image 242660   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
34
 
 Stumpwiz: Reminds me of "Team America World Police."
Image 242659   04-15-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
375
 
 RiderFan: Every now and again you can overhear someone birthing a demon in a stall.
 Robespierre: Be different; FLUSH
 Air Biscuit: No pressure or anything.
 Dr. Bathroom: Alright, you asked for it.
 Yurishiro: Don't tell me what to do.
 VeeKay: Bleed out of your anus.
 Mr. Shine: #242652
Image 242658   04-15-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
671
 
 charlemagne: @Teechur the show has veered so far from the comics (rick by this point had one hand and a gimpy leg) that they're almost two different stories
 Teechur: @charlemagne I have my suspicions. I just hope one of the shows starts looking at cause/cure before fans lose so much interest that they cancel the show. (I don't read graphic novels, so my canon comes from the show only)
 charlemagne: @Teechur there is. both timelines will align, and that person will travel off screen to texas. I'd say who it is, but you're going to find out in x amount of hours
 VoR: I hadon't my sneeze glad removed for this very reason
 Teechur: @charlemagne I agree! There's supposed to be a crossover character soon, too.
 charlemagne: @Teechur fear the walking dead has been much better
 Teechur: The Yawning Dead. That's pretty much how the seasons have been, too
Image 242657   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
675
 
 SpaceCow: The butcher and candlestick maker were both converted while in the tub.
 Stumpwiz: Really, nobody? OK. Baruch ata Adonay, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Damn bastard makers
 Air Biscuit: Do these magicians do birthday parties?
 VoR: @VoR bit of a stretch dude..
 VoR: Big bread loaf. Big bread loaf. Talk about big baking. My chef's got one in the oven...
 Yurishiro: Nobility bred
 Ulillillia: No, I said go to *bed*!
 VeeKay: Damn master bakers
 Teechur: You could make one hell of a Monte Cristo with that!
 GoGo Robotto: You could stuff those with a child...
 Mr. Shine: That's the second-largest loaf of bread I've ever seen.
 GoGo Robotto: At the annual "Count Bakeula imitation contest"
Image 242656   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
233
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this a good omen?
 Robespierre: This parasail verges on the unique
 Mr. Shine: Ken Bone?!
Image 242655   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
652
 
 Stumpwiz: Cat doesn't realize it's not a touch-screen. Sad.
 Robespierre: Warmth detected
 Mr. Shine: Cat operating as expected.
 VeeKay: f;khfiahdh;fsdahf;asaldf;daj
Image 242654   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
274
 
 Warrax: Guns and bananas are just too similar. Pay attention and don't make the mistake this guy made.
 sparename: "you want me to get the stone out of that avocado?"
 Mr. Shine: It's probably an air pistol to keep away birds or monkeys or whatever pest animal lives near there.
 Mr. Shine: The gun 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
 VeeKay: Creepy
Image 242653   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658
 itskando: Shat bricks
 Stumpwiz: Clearly the man doesn't have a prostate problem.
 Felicity: TOILET GUN!
 Dr. Bathroom: Someone literally shit a brick.
 sparename: Beware of Commode O'Dragon
 jazzjunkie: Do something amazing
 Not A Bot: TILT! You've locked the controls now...
 VeeKay: DAD! I dropped my Nokia in the toilet!
 OldKentuckyShark: Don't do taco bell, kids...
 ignatz: Heavy shit..
Image 242652   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
260
 
 HatStand: If you buy one you won't need the other
 itskando: Something for the whole family
 Mr. Whiskers: Three tried and true pregnancy preventions
 OldKentuckyShark: Thee vending machine for guys who think theyre gonna some, virgins, and stank bagz
Image 242651   04-15-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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